Confessions of a Bi Guy

Update!

2011-04-15T13:34:00.002-04:00

We are coming! We've had some delays both personal and professional but things are coming together for a debut at the end of month...Stay tuned for more!

Coming to the Blog...

2011-03-18T12:44:00.006-04:00

Hey guys! Jay is away for today and he's given me the ok to talk to you guys about the changes we are making to the blog, effective immediately. Take a look:

1. More Confessions: As a reader, I found it a bit odd that a blog called "Confessions of a Bi Guy" lacked the confessions part. Both Jay and I will make every effort to add more confessions to the blog, no matter how long or short.

2. Facebook and Twitter: Jay and I will utilize both for more direct and instant contact with our readers. Twitter is set up and we'll start using soon. Facebook is still a work in progress but we'll let you know once that is up and runnin.

3. Less TV Show crap: Both Jay and I love TV shows and share many of the same interests. However, writing full reviews it far too time consuming and takes time that should be devoted to confessions. Instead of long reviews, we'll do a segment called "Last Night on TV" and quickly summarize what we liked and didn't like. Facebook and Twitter will be used for more immediate reactions.

4. No Schedules: We'll now post whatever we want, when we want and not rely on a pre-determined schedule.

5. The Bi Awards: I enjoyed these a great deal and will bring it back later this Spring. I'm thinking late May-early June.

6. More Discussions: There are so many topics out there that warrant discussing that I feel would be cool and fun to share with you guys.

7. New Layout: Do you love it?

8. Full Title: "Confessions of a Bi Guy" is back. Not just "Confessions" anymore.

That's what we have so far. I realize there are some things that I left off simply because Jay and I are still debating back and forth on it. We haven't decided yet if we will keep the daily Male and Female Hotties going. We also aren't sure yet about posting personal pictures either. As soon as we decide we'll announce it!

Do you love it? Do you hate it? Have ideas of your own? Do you just not care and want us to talk sex? Let us know!

Interview with Jay

2011-03-16T12:00:00.000-04:00

Once upon a time, a Bi Guy started a blog. He filled the blog with stories of his exploits and a bunch of stuff very few cared about as they were only here for the hot stories but still humored him. One day, the Bi Guy disappeared. No one knew where he went or why he left. What was he up to? Where did he go? What did he do? Why did he stop posting? Why am I here? All those questions and more will be answered. This is Alex and here is my exclusive interview with the original Bi Guy himself, Jay.

Wassup ho!

Hey Alex! It's nice to be on the other end of this.

Yes. I do hear that a lot. So, let's just get down to it. What have you been up to the past few years?

Well, as the readers may recall, I had a girlfriend back in the day. She and I married three years ago. We now have two kids, a boy and a girl. The boy is 3 and the girl just turned 1.

You have kids! WOW. I'm sure many of our readers our picking their jaws off the floor right now.

I know! It's amazing but true. My life has changed so much.

I can see that! What else have you been up to?

My wife and I left Manhattan while she was pregnant with our first son. We now live the suburban life in Northern New Jersey. I commute back and forth between Manhattan and Jersey.

You've gone from the big city life to the quiet suburban life. Why did you move and do you miss living in the city?

Yeah, I do. I love New York. I had a lot of great times there as many readers know and I cherish those memories. We felt it was better to move for our family. We both wanted our kids to have the quiet suburban life that we did. Plus the schools are better and it's cheaper.

What have you been up to professionally?

I think the last I shared with my readers was that I started a new more demanding job. I'm still with that company and love it! I'm in a different, higher position now but couldn't be happier.

I'm glad you are happy and things have gone so good for you. Why did you stop posting though?

When I started working at my current job, things were hectic and I wanted to devote as much time as possible to my paying job. I needed to focus on my career. There were a few times I though of coming back, but then family stuff comes up and it's hard to really focus on something else when you have two young kids to raise.

That's fair though. Things do get crazy. Did you miss posting?

YES! I missed it so much. There are so many things I wanted to post about. Every time something happened in the world, I thought it would be great to post about. I also missed a lot of confessions. We missed out on Britney's breakdown and comeback, the rise of Lady Gaga, the end of Lost, Heroes, Prison Break, and Ugly Betty, which were prominent shows in the blog.

Why did you decide to come back now?

This is all thanks to you. I know you'll be able to keep things alive when I won't be able to. Two people pretty much assures that at least one will be posting at some point. I bought you on to keep things going again. I also think that you will bring a different kind of experience to the blog.

Speaking of experiences, what's up with your bi life?

Well, there's been some stuff here and there. But I'll do what you did and save it for the confessions.

So your confessions will be based on the married bi guy living life on the DL point of view?

Basically yes. Stuff goes down out there. It's real. It's just that it's all on the DL as you said. I'll also share some old stuff I never got around to do.

Is the wife putting out? I hear that's an issue among you married men.

Ha! We have a good sex life. Is it as often as I'd like? Probably not. But it's good given how hectic things are right now. I actually don't have the complaints other married men might.

That's great! So, what are your plans? Can you share or shall we make them wait?

They've waited a few years. A couple days more won't hurt them.

So mysterious! Well I bet you have some kid around you screaming so I'll let you go.

Thanks, man! Catch you later!

Well folks, there you have it. You have the answers to your burning questions. I hope you enjoyed the interview!

Interview With Alex - Part II

2011-03-16T10:00:00.000-04:00

Here it is folks! Part II of my interview with the blog's new Bi Guy, Alex.

Will you also use the upcoming Facebook and Twitter accounts to reach out to our readers?

For sure! I can't wait. I think Facebook and Twitter are great to reach out in a more direct way with readers. I feel that they'll get to know us more that way.

Do you know how much posting you'll get to do on a given day?

It will depend, but I hope to post at least once a day. If not, I think Twitter and Facebook will allow us to post things quicker and be more active.

So will your confessions involve women, men, or both?

Oh definately both. I think everyone will enjoy them.

When was your last experience with a guy?

Ummmm...last weekend.

Oh, you've been hiding that! What happened? Where did you meet?

Maybe I'll tell you in a confession one day.

Ok, ok. And with a girl?

Also last weekend. But not at the same time, unfortunately.

That is unfortunate. You sure have been busy though. How do you balance both sides of your life?

To be honest, I'm still not entirely sure. It kind of just fits together on its own. I wish I had some sort of system to share but I don't really.

Tell our readers just how hairy are you.

Ha! I knew I couldn't escape that. Well for the the hair lovers out there, I'm hairier than you, but not like a gorilla as you make it seem. Pretty standard places really, arms, legs, chest, stomach, etc. A bit thick but I do some trimming now and then. I've never gotten complaints about it. I'm looking at it right now actually.

Interesting. Are you naked right now?

I'm alone in my bedroom. Of course.

So just how hard are you now?

I've got a semi going. You know me all too well Jay.

Would you let me suck it?

Of course, if we were in the same room. It's kind of difficult through IM. Although, it may be considered sexual harassment you know.

Perhaps. Are you touching yourself now?

Maybe.

So, before I let you go take care of that, anything else you would like to share?

Yes! Look out for my exclusive interview with Jay the Original Bi Guy, out later today! What exactly has he been up to and why has he abandoned the blog for so long? Tune in to find out!

Nice plug. Very dramatic. You'll fit in perfectly.

Thanks! Ok I need to go take care of this. I'm precumming a lot and need to blow a load. We'll talk later!

I could never keep a guy from jerking off. Go ahead and have fun!

Cool! Peace out!

What a way to end an interview! Well readers, there you have him, our new Bi Guy Alex! I hope you like him and will enjoy his posts. He's a cool guy and lots of fun. I think you will!

Twitter!

2011-03-15T15:01:00.000-04:00

We are officially on Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/TheBiGuys

I hope you follow us and join in!

Interview with Alex - Part I

2011-03-15T13:48:00.000-04:00

Hello readers! As promised, here is my interview with the blog new bi guy, Alex. It's rather lengthy so I split it into two parts. Part II will be out tomorrow. I hope you enjoy and like him!

Hey Alex! My taller, hairier and sexy brother from another mother. Welcome to the blog.

What an intro! Thanks Jay! I'm very happy to be here and join in all the fun.

I'm very happy to have you here as well Al. So let's just get to it, our readers are probably dying to know: What kind of perspective do you bring to the blog?

Well Jay, I think I'm at a really different point in my life than you are right now and probably were before. I'm single right now and have only recently started exploring the "bi" side of my life. It's something I've been too scared to really explore in the past. While I do have some experiences from my college days, I've really only started exploring more with men over the past three years or so. I'm sure that there are readers out there that are either too scared to explore their sexuality and would rather ignore it, like I did in the past. There are also those out there that are just starting to explore more and more, kind of like I am right now. I think all those readers would relate to me, regardless of our age. We can all take the journey together.

What made you want to explore your sexuality more? Was there a specific event?

Nothing specific really. I came to the conclusion one day that my feelings and attractions were not going away. Life is short and I don't want to regret not taking a chance later in life.

What do you hope to accomplish with your posts?

Well, I really just want to show the readers that there is someone else like them out there who is trying to make sense of it all. I'm just as nervous and scared as they are but I think it would make things easier for all of us to go through this together. Of course, I also just want to have fun. Turning them on is also a great way to go and that will be a major focal point. Also, let's just have fun and get silly. We can all use a break from all the crap that goes on in our lives.

How open will you be with our readers?

Well I will try to share as many details as possible without giving away too much. It's good to have some mystery. Don't you agree Jay?

Ha! I'm not exactly the best example of full disclosure but you know how it is.

Exactly. I still want to maintain my privacy but will give our readers a good time.

I'm sure you will! So, you're single and on the prowl these days. How did your last significant other let you get away?

She wasn't the person I thought she was. I couldn't trust her and I just did not see a future so I ended it.

How long ago was that?

In January.

And now, a very important question: What do you think of Britney Spears?

Love her. She's an amazing artist despite what others might say about her. I love her music.

So are you more of a pop music fan?

Well I'm not a pop whore like you Jay. I don't really limit myself to one genre. If I like a song, I'll buy it, regardless of the genre.

What will your first confession be?

I'm currently between two different stories. Once is pretty recent and the other is very old, my first experience with a guy. I'm not sure yet at which end to start with so we'll see.

How far have you gone with men?

Not as far as you of course! But I've done some stuff. You'll just have to read along with the others.

Not fair! But I guess I have no choice. Do you see yourself going even further?

Who knows? Maybe. We'll see what happens and who I meet down the line. I'm open to life's possibilities.

Back when you were just a reader, which confession did you like the most?

Wow, that's tough. You had some great ones. I think the last series you did was really cool. I think it was called "Summer Nights." It was a series of 10 stories. I'd love to go through something like that!

Alright guys, Part I ends here. Look for Part II tomorrow!

Greetings Readers!

2011-03-15T12:39:00.003-04:00

Hey guys! My name is Alex. As Jay mentioned yesterday, I will be helping him with running the blog starting next week. I love to write. While I unfortunately did not pursue it as my profession, I do enjoy doing it on the side. I can't wait to start posting and sharing stuff with you guys. First of all, I thought I'd give a little bit of background as this might seem sort of random for some of you.

I'm 29 and live in NYC. I was actually a reader just like you since the blog launched several years ago. Jay's stories and posts were a lot of fun to read and I enjoyed it really much. I won't divulge too much as I'll be sharing more information in an interview with Jay that will go up later today (see Jay I kept my promise), but Jay's posts really spoke to me. I found myself tuning in daily and enjoying the blog. I then took a leap and contacted Jay via email and we started chatting. Our little chats ended up blossoming into a friendship. Once Jay's life started to change and he left the blog, we lost touch for a bit but shared the occasional email. About a year ago, we started chatting some more and ended up meeting for coffee. This shocked me because he is a very private person, but I was happy to meet the real man behind the blog and I was not disappointed! He is very easy-going and friendly. And yes, hot as well, LOL. So we've been good friends ever since and he's helped me out a lot. Earlier this year, we started throwing ideas around regarding launching the blog again. He asked me to help him with posting but I was a bit reluctant at first. After some convincing, I finally gave in and here I am! I don't want to give much away yet any details as Jay would probably fire me, lol, but I hope you'll enjoy the blog going forward. We both have plenty to say and bring a fresh perspective that I think you all will enjoy.

Ok I'll stop my rambling now. I can't wait to share more with you guys! Look for my interview with Jay later today!

-Alex

New Contributor

2011-03-14T19:58:00.000-04:00

I am pleased to announce that I am welcoming a new contributor to the blog, Alex. He's a fellow Bi Guy and will be a great addition to the site. I am excited to have him share his point of view with you guys. I'll have more details on Alex tomorrow and a special Q&A with him.

Also, we are putting a Facebook fan page and Twitter account together so an announcement will be coming soon. We will also unveil more details about how the blog will run later this week. We expect to fully launch by Monday.

See ya!

Jay

In response to last week's post...

2011-03-14T15:18:00.002-04:00

I'm currently weighing my options but I may keep the blog, but still work in Twitter and/or Facebook. I'm just trying to juggle my time and figure some stuff out.

I've been very busy as of late. It's funny how crazy things get once you get married and have kids but that's life!

I'm trying to figure out what to write about given this radical change I've gone through the past few years. Things are obviously different given my existing circumstances so my point of view is much more different that before. However, there is someone I've met and become close to the past few years. I'm bringing him on to assist in handling the blog and other social media I choose to use. He brings in his own perspective, which, while similar to my old ways, is still very different. I think he'll enjoy posting and I hope everyone out there will too.

I'll release more details this week and introduce you to the contributor to the blog.

Options...

2011-03-11T13:22:00.001-05:00

Facebook or Twitter or Both?

What To Do Next?

2009-11-16T16:20:00.002-05:00

Hey everyone! So, I realize it's been ages since I've posted on my beloved blog. Sometimes life takes you places you don't expect it to. Between the birth of my son, my wedding, and promotion at work, things have been so chaotic. I've really missed posting here, but as you guys can imagine, especially my fellow married bi guys out there, there has been very little action to report. On the other hand, there has been so much I have missed to report on! So many new shows and new seasons of old favorites, great music, hot movies, and some amazing hotties. Plus on my two trips to see the one and only Britney Spears, whom I was mere inches from.

I miss this so much and wish I could make it part of my daily life again for both myself and the loyal readers that still come to the site. I want to start this up again somehow and I'm trying to think of ways to make this work. If you guys have any ideas, it's much appreciated. I will try my best to make this happen once more, even if it's a couple times of week or once a week.

A New Hope

2009-02-03T16:30:00.000-05:00

I didn't have much time for a full one but here are my thoughts.

I was scared going into this episode. I was hoping things would be better and you know what? Better. Much better. Heroes still isn't what it should be -- the last season and a half of mediocrity left NBC's super-power-hour at the bottom of a pretty big ditch -- but the "Fugitives" arc shows some promise.

Why?

1) A slower pace. For the first time in a long time, it didn't feel like Heroes was jumping around like the Bourne Ultimatum editor on a trampoline. We got to register everyone's desire for normalcy -- Mohinder back behind the wheel of a cab, Peter's new gig as a paramedic, Matt and Daphne's life as a proto-couple -- in a manner that didn't seem like a race.

2) A new threat. It's not the Company. Or Sylar. Or Sylar working for the Company. Or a new Company with Sylar picking up some extra hours. Goodbye Primatech and Pinehearst. Sure, the black-camo'd government spooks hunting heroes is right out of X-Men 2, but at least it's something different.

3) Hiro, minimized. It's kinda nice seeing the Once (but annoying) King of Heroes bucked down to a mixture between Alfred and Q. And it's refreshing to see Ando using "the Ando-Cycle" to pick up strippers. Some people are motivated by the need to Do the Right Thing. Others are motivated by their pants. To each his own.

Sure, the show still wears its influences very much on its sleeve -- right down to the very Lost-y tease for next episode ("The plane crash that will change their lives forever") -- and Claire wears too much lipstick, but I'm feeling excited over it all over again, which is how I felt about Season 1. With only a month and a half until the Bi Awards cutoff, Heroes better bring it.

Hot For Teacher

2009-02-03T16:07:00.001-05:00

Can Dorota rake leaves in every episode? That image just made me smile. I also like envisioning her trying to pawn off Meez Blair's bulldog on a homeless man with ''kind eyes.'' Where was that scene?! Note to producers: There's no such thing as too much Dorota. Now, Vanessa on the other hand…but I'll get to Banana Pants in a little bit.

Gossip Girl has always been shocking and surprising (I can still watch the YouTube clip of Serena's ''I killed someone!'' revelation and get chills.). But never did I think I'd see the day when Constance Billard's texting teens would have to ditch their cell phones. The horror! How will they manipulate and sabotage their fellow students? (Or as Hazel put it, ''Is a scandal still a scandal if you can't text about it.'') The best result of the phone restrictions was that it brought out Espionage Dorota, which basically meant Dorota in designer shades. And moving cautiously, as if she was reenacting the Catherine Zeta-Jones laser scene in Entrapment. Pretty sure the Constance Billard ladies lavatory doesn't have that kind of security, D.

Still, the cell phone coat check (which in true ridiculous GG fashion meant each phone got its own little velvet pouch) managed to push Blair and her cronies to the breaking point and create a nice little rumor about a romance between Ms. Carr and Dan Humphrey. And yet, I sort of wished that Blair's revenge was a tad meaner. Is it possible I'm bitchier than Blair Waldorf? In a word: duh. Now, I'm not saying she should have gone all Tonya Harding on Ms. Carr, but something a little dastardlier would have been fun. One of my favorite moments was when Jenny came up to Dan in the courtyard to confront him and Dan made a comment about how he was thrilled Little J. no longer had raccoon eyes and looked like ''one of the Incredibles.'' That wasn't my original impression — I think I likened her more to a recovering meth addict and not a Disney character — but it works. Back to Rachel and Dan: The two do have undeniable chemistry, albeit sad, loser chemistry. Big surprise that Rachel often feels like an outsider. Here's a little suggestion: makeup. And no more crying in cafes. And while we're on the subject of cafes, what is this new joint that Dan and Ms. Carr keep visiting? It's like he's cheating on Vanessa's place.

While I merely didn't like Ms. Carr before, I now despise her. First of all, she totally turned into Professor McSluttyPants after she got fired and all but tackled Dan into bed. And my other reason is her apartment. How in God's name does a woman from Iowa on a teacher's salary have an New York apartment big enough for a dining room?! You do not move to New York and have that as your first apartment (unless you are yours truly). Although it's possible she's saved money over they years by not purchasing lipstick.

Ooh, I loved Serena's new coat that she wore in the first half of the episode. It was very Crucibleesque. Or maybe even an homage to the Revolutionary War. Very appropriate for this episode. But S. was kind of a drag last night. Lately it feels like every episode is just her getting annoyed with Dan. When they finally broke up for like the twelfth time at the end, I was relieved. Time to move on. Just please, Serena, no reconciliation with Aaron. You can't put us all through that again. Date a guy whose hair is shiny because it's healthy and not oozing petrol.

Somehow I doubt that no student has EVER complained about Gossip Girl to the headmistress at Constance Billard. Really? How wimpy is Nelly Yuki? The girl folds like a napkin. I can't believe she actually turned in Blair. Now, I sorta want The Nelly Yuki Project to be re-initiated.

Chuck's story line started out vaguely interesting in an Eyes Wide Shut-kind-of-way but then sort of became laughable. Does anyone actually have masquerade parties anymore with like ornate, feather-adorned masks? I think they only exist in Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals. Plus, I'm just not sure I buy this incredibly hot nanny, Elle, turning into a high-class escort and holding orgies in her employer's empty townhouse. Go somewhere a little more deserted and discrete, like a barn or a HoJo. Elle doesn't exactly seem like the cleverest lady (this impression may simply be because her name reminds of me of Legally Blonde). But having a clandestine meeting with Chuck and explaining that she meant to seduce his father and not him — totally unbelievable. Bart's funeral would have been all over the press and especially would have filtered through the rich society gossip grapevines. But I'm willing to be patient with this storyline. It has the potential to be juicy. But let's just not go too far into the sordid sex life of Bart Bass.

Oh dear colorblind Vanessa. I'm never gonna like you if you keep insisting on wearing clothing from the Crazytown Mall, like last night's yellow jeans. Also, I don't want to ever again think about your kinky sexcapades with Nate. That is vomit in the mouth material. I'm certain there was some sort of scenario involving coffee filters and Biscotti. Also, I may be alone here but I would not be turned on if my boyfriend FedExed me some lingerie. I don't want a delivery person handling my delicates.

Lily had some major action in the last episode but was totally sidelined this week. I did think it was ridiculous that she wouldn't take Rufus' side at the parents meeting. Dan's future could have been in jeopardy but she supported Blair? And Rufus was a big bore. Is anyone else noticing something happening with Rufus' hair? Maybe I was just hallucinating from staring at Vanessa's pants for too long.

Where in the world is Eleanor Waldorf? Are she and Cyrus on like a three-month honeymoon? Even Jenny has sorta been MIA in these last couple episodes and — this pains me a bit — I kinda miss the little whippersnapper.

A Hottie For You...

2009-02-03T11:56:00.002-05:00

The lovely Ben Cohen:

Hey guys!

2009-02-03T10:42:00.000-05:00

Pleeeeease bear with me! I've had a busy week with a sick child and piles of work crowding my desk. Luckily, the baby is fine and the work is starting to lessen. I plan on posting today my Heroes and Gossip Girl summaries and maybe a story. If not the story will come out tomorrow so please stay tuned!

Lost Returns!

2009-01-22T14:38:00.001-05:00

I know you've been patient, Lost, fans. Not only have I not talked about Lost here since 05/24/2007, but the wait has been somewhat interminable between seasons as we've anxiously awaited brand-new episodes. Some of us spent the time making do as best we could. As both Daniel Faraday and Richard Alpert would tell us: time is relative. And while the traditional flashback/flash forward structure seems to be a thing of the past (relatively speaking, of course), what we're now seeing is something related yet even more insidious. To quote "Marvin Candle": time isn't merely OF the essence; it IS the essence.

To talk about what happened during this first two episodes in "chronological" order is almost pointless. Too many people are in too many time periods to try and reconstruct things in a linear fashion. That's what happens when everyone on the Island turns into a mixture of Desmond Hume and time-traveling bunnies, "dislodged" as Faraday puts it, ending up in various points along the string of time. There is however one constant: Sawyer's pecs. That'll stop anyone's nose from bleeding, except if you once were exposed to the Island's unique properties as a child.

That's right, I think we can now correctly assume Charlotte's a Dharma baby, born and raised back when such a thing was possible. She tells Daniel that she hadn't experienced a nose bleed since she was a child. Who else in this episode had a nose bleed? One of the original builders of the Orchid Station, once a massive edifice laid low by...well, a catastrophe of some sorts, once accurately predicted by "Marvin Candle," a man thanks to a video at Comic-Con really known as Pierre Chang. And leave it to Pierre to have a record player that skips through Willie Nelson's "Shotgun Willie" just like the Island is currently skipping through time.

So, why was Daniel Faraday one of those construction workers deep beneath the Orchid in its infancy? I think the clue lies in what was possibly the most mind-bendy of scenes all night: Richard Alpert's frantic instructions to a confused (and bleeding) John Locke aside the fallen Beechcraft. Alpert references an encounter between himself and Locke, one Richard remembers but Locke hasn't yet experienced. Methinks Daniel will eventually visit the Past Orchid in Faraday's Future, which is widely confusing and yet pretty sexy all at the same time. Kinda like Faraday himself. But I digress. And overshare.

Clearly, people shouldn't be passing through time in a non-linear way. There are consequences and risks associated with improper use of time manipulation. Thus, it's no accident that the two episodes tonight are bookended by people saying, "God help us all," in relation to the use and potential abuse of the endless energy stored in the Island. Chang uttered it the first time, and Ms. Hawking, who has a Ph.D. in Druid Mathematics, is the other. Or, should I say, she's the Other?

Some of Ben's off-Island activities, hinted at in the photograph presented by Miles Straume in Season 4's "Confirmed Dead," came to light in these two episodes. Looks like Ben has people all around the world sympathetic to his cause. It's unclear if the butcher was on the Island during the time of the Lostaways, but it's clear she wants to go back as badly as Ben. As for Ms. Hawking...well, looks like Ben's back to being middle management again. He's long hinted that he is not responsible for all of the Others' actions, and it looks like Ms. Hawking is his superior when it comes to the Others' hierarchy. Not THE superior, but superior to Ben all the same. On the level of Brother Campbell, for instance. Remember what Sayid told Elsa: "Everyone has a boss."

Naturally, this means we know all have to go back and rewatch Season 3's pivotal "Flashes Before Your Eyes," in which we met the enigmatic Ms. Hawking. Looks like she's manned what can only be described as an off-Island hatch, located underneath a church in Los Angeles. Emails sent out over the winter to those that participated in an ill-advised alternative-reality game learned of a new hatch (whose logo can be found here), but few could have imagined it would be off of the island. But I suppose it makes total sense: if you're building a series of hatches on an Island with the propensity to violate the space-time continuum, you'd want an off-Island station to find the darn thing if it takes your keys in the middle of the night and goes on a late-night Sonic run.

Using a very Dharma-esque computer and a version of Foucault's pendulum, she's determined an "event window" for the Oceanic 6+Ben+Locke+Butcher+Baker+(Marvin) Candlestick Maker to re-enter the Island. It's less important to question how she exploited the earth's rotation and the Island's electromagnetic properties and more important to question why she needs Ben and Company to head back to the Island. Is it because of a potential paradox, or simply due to some very bad people already there wreaking havoc? In either case, I'm thinking Ms. Hawking might have ordered the construction of that mysterious runway that dominated the early part of Season 3.

Speaking of very bad people: we learned that the Arrow Station isn't only good for storing edited film strips and glass eyes: it's also a military hatch, designed to develop offensive and defensive strategies against the Island's natives. Why use the moniker "Arrow"? Well, just ask Frogurt. That fiery display on the beach should answer your question nicely. Methinks the Island lets people die 1) when they've finished what work they need to do, or 2) when they are super naggy. As went Arzt, so went Frogurt. But while the Hostiles were acting...well, hostile, those military men weren't so chummy, either. And one man named "Jones" sure sounded a lot like a certain man currently looking for the Island.

That's right, a prediction both obvious yet eminently debunkable: Private Jones will turn out to be Charles Widmore. This is long before he had most of Oceanic Airlines in his back pocket: here's a young man with a fiery soul and a covetous heart. And that Island's already his preciouusssss. You can hear it in the way he loathes Sawyer and Juliet for being on "their" Island. And having Jones=Widmore makes the last scene in "The Shape of Things to Come" take on a whole new meaning.

In that scene, you'll remember Ben and Charles casually noting that neither can kill the other. Many of you might have simply chalked that up to Island will: after all, Jack and Michael have both had suicide attempts swatted down by the Island. But are we talking about Island will or the effects of major players in the Lost universe being unstuck in time? Remember what the increasingly important Daniel Faraday notes: the universe won't allow the creation of a new "string" of history. "If it didn't happen, it can't happen."

But there's an unspoken corollary to that: Everything that did happen, will ALWAYS happen. That's what course correction means. In short: Ben and Charles can't kill each other in London in 2005...because one or both die in the past. A past that hasn't exactly occurred yet, at least from the perspective of those two people at that particular moment. It's all relative. And it's all relatively awesome. And yet, completely and utterly baffling if you take it to its logical conclusion.

The one exception to the rule, and possibly the most important person in the Lost universe? Desmond, brutha! He's the exception to the rule, both in terms of changing the past AND the future. Course correction in fact does NOT apply to him, which means he wasn't fated to push the button despite Ms. Hawking's warning. He's the violation of the show's central rules and thus uniquely positioned to make the impossible possible. This is why he could visit Faraday in "The Constant," and why Faraday looked with such awe at his journal at the end of the episode: he's unique, outside of math, time, space, and rules. And that in and of itself rules.

When Desmond wakes up off the coast of Greece, he remembers his encounter with Faraday as a memory, not a vision. Which means, essentially, that that particular memory only entered his consciousness in that dream, AT THAT MOMENT. The past changed for him with Faraday's encounter, due to his being "miraculously" special. Faraday's orders? To find his mother. Let's see...a semi-elderly woman...Oxford-trained....brilliant in math...can we get a "Ms. Hawking" from the crowd? TESTIFY!

You've probably noticed I've spent little time on the Oceanic 6 in this recap. That's because, by and large, they didn't do a whole lot in these two episodes. Jack had the sweats, Sayid took a nap, Kate took off, and Aaron colored outside the lines. A lot. Only Hurley and Sun had moments of real interest in these first two hours. Hurley's heartbreaking confession to his mother, in which he purged the weight of three years of lying, was both hilarious in a "here's the plot of Lost in 34 seconds" kind of way, but by the end heartbreaking as he spoke of those left behind. And it's that pain that sold his story to his mother, who, in true mom fashion, replied, "I don't understand you, but I believe you." Sounds like my Mom when I try to tell her about the Dharma Initiative over Sunday dinner.

As for Sun...let's just say I never, ever want to visit a 31-st floor hotel room for a one-on-one with her. Am I alone in thinking she's currently the most terrifying person on the show? We saw her inner strength in Season 4's, finale, but what we saw tonight was nothing short of monstrous. What made it even scarier was the way she delivered each menacing line with either a smile or a gesture of comfort. Did any of you think Ms. Austen felt relieved when Sun told her she did not blame Kate for Jin's death? Sun is on a vendetta, plain and simple, and I'm not sure she's got anything on her mind except for revenge.

A few random thoughts:

Who do you think the "client" is that sent the lawyers after Kate? My early money was on Ben, but by ep's end, I started to think Sun did it. If she's not happy, then no one's happy. She's like a passive-aggressive Vidal Sasoon that way.

Loved the shot of the massively tall Orchid. Looked like a damn office building was being erected atop that site, and yet something blew the whole thing to smithereens. Since the Arrow and the Swan seem to dabble in similiar properties, perchance the Incident caused the Orchid to blow sky high at some point?

If Ms. Hawking is Ben's superior, did she have a hand in ordering the Purge?

Nice to see Ethan again, and even Ana Lucia. I think he says something about her character that her two most interesting appearances on the show happened after she died. And that something is, "No one liked her when alive."

Note the appearance of the compass? Look familiar? It should: it was one of the three items Locke apparently "already owned" when Richard visited him as a child. Look for a vial of granules to appear soon.

Speaking of that scene, I think these episodes confirm what I've thought for a while: if Richard doesn't know Locke during the Dharma era of the Island, as he hinted during his frantic instructions, then he only could have visited Locke throughout his life AFTER Locke arrived on the Island. So, Richard went back in time, behind Ben's back, to see if he'd made an error in choosing the Island Leader. And yet, since Locke's within the rules, he'll always and ever choose the knife when Richard confronts him. God, this show rules all.

If Widmore has Oceanic seemingly in his back pocket, does that mean he'd have an easier time than Ben staging the fake crash at the bottom of the Sunda Trench?
Just think: if Sayid hadn't been so busy watching out for Hurley, he probably would have done the dishes. And had he done so, Mr. Dart Man wouldn't have died such an awesome death. Sayid's ninja skillz are only matched by Hurley's Hot Pocket shot putting.

As for Hurley's incarceration: seems like a convenient plot point to add drama to the Oceanic 6 returning. After hearing Ana Lucia's message from Libby, Hurley should put aside his fear and loathing of Ben. C'mon, they were sharing Apollo Bars just a few years ago, people!

The appearance of the Beechcraft flying over Locke's head helps identify why the Black Rock is so far inland, I feel. If the Island suddenly appears in a certain time, then anything within its magical "radius" gets stuck in there, almost like a fly in an overturned glass. I'm guessing the Black Rock was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time: it's not so much that the ship landed on the Island, but rather the other way around.

I'm Still Here!

2009-01-22T12:20:00.001-05:00

I'm back my loves! It's been a hectic week for your favorite bi guy. I'm up to my neck in work. But don't worry, I will continue posting today!

In the Zone: Sleepwear

2009-01-16T16:08:00.002-05:00

So, generally I sleep in my underwear or completely nude because I find it most comfortable. I'm sure some of you though, do like actualy sleepwear so this is for you!

Abercrombie & Fitch Boulder Brook Lounge Pant

Look up cozy in the picture dictionary and you’d find a photo of these lounge pants from all-American label Abercrombie & Fitch. Made from super-soft brushed cotton, these relaxed-fit bottoms are so warm and comfortable, it might be difficult to get you out of them. Their retro, lumberjack-inspired plaid pattern evokes that toasty feeling of relaxing by the fireplace in a log cabin.

Get these great men's sleepwear pants for $60 at Abercrombie.com.

Hemptown Seymour Stitched Bamboo Tee

Pairing Abercrombie & Fitch’s plaid lounge pants with this long sleeve shirt from Hemptown will help keep the chill off on winter mornings. With black-and-white contrasting stitching on the neck, shoulders and armholes, this shirt will complement your plaid pants without being too matchy-matchy. Constructed primarily from bamboo, this shirt is touchable soft, almost like a finely knit cashmere sweater. Bamboo is machine washable as well as naturally antibacterial, so you could wear this shirt to the gym in addition to using it as loungewear. It makes a phenomenal layering piece too, as it will wick away sweat to keep you warm and dry, so try combining it with T-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, and cotton jackets.

Purchase this perfect men's sleepwear shirt for $37 at KenaiShoes.com.

Boss Hugo Boss Black Shawl Collar Robe

Feel like the top man of the Mad Men with Hugo Boss’ striped knee-length robe. A shawl collar makes this robe a must-have for winter and lends a posh edge to your men's sleepwear. Gray pinstripes on a black background add old-school gangster glamour to this piece, unexpectedly turning a simple robe into a seriously swanky style statement. Wear it over your sleepwear to keep in body heat or throw it on when you step out to pick up the paper. Soft terry cloth gives this luxurious robe a sensual feel that naked skin will love, making it ideal to slip into right after a hot shower. Refined, yet thoroughly masculine, this robe practically demands you put your feet up and smoke a cigar in its honor.

Snatch up this great men's sleepwear robe for approximately $195 at Asos.com.

Alfani Cotton Modal Boxed Pajamas

While matching pajama combos are usually the realm of the sandbox set, this cotton-modal pair from Alfani is decidedly for grown-ups. No matter what your body type, these pajamas will be flattering. A V-neck helps elongate the body, as does the monochromatic top and bottom. Dark, neutral colors like navy are visually slimming and the relaxed fit of this set makes any imperfections disappear. White piping adds a subtle but necessary touch to keep this sleepwear from being boring, and the addition of modal to the fabric provides ease of movement.

Pick up a pair of Alfani Cotton men's sleepwear for $39.99 at Macys.com.

Ted Baker Alfred Leather Slipper

Finally, a pair of slippers you wouldn’t be embarrassed to run to the corner store in. These slim, leather slip-on shoes from Ted Baker are like your favorite sleek loafers, but you can wear them in your house, and rather than appearing absurd with your loungewear, they’ll add a sophisticated flair to your morning ensemble. Luxe extras that help make these the ultimate slippers include buttery soft leather throughout the shoes and a fun, printed interior.

Get a pair of Ted Baker Alfred slippers for approximately $38 at Asos.com.

Favorite YouTube Videos

2009-01-16T13:45:00.002-05:00

This video is like a year or two old but I just discovered it from a friend of mine. Comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan plays Kelly, a shoe enthusiast. This is her music video for "Shoes." Enjoy!

Mommy Dearest

2009-01-16T11:35:00.003-05:00

After a little checking, I realized that this is my first summary of this show since 5/21/2007, when I summarized the 3rd season finale.

Now this is my Grey's.

Eric Stoltz Serial Killer and Kid Who Needs Organs playing off each other — and more importantly, playing the doctors off each other — perfectly. Ponytail humor. Interesting secondary medical cases that also illuminate the human condition. Tyne Daly guest starring as Derek's mom.

Yes.

Okay, so it wasn't perfect. So Denny was still lingering, and the annoying blond pediatric doctor was still annoying, and Lexie and Mark were still hooking up. But if you ignore those little lingering problems, things went great. So that's what we're going to do. We're going to ignore those things today and focus on the good stuff, because the good was so good, and my complaints about the aforementioned have been aforementioned to death.

So onto the greatness. Bailey's prized kid patient, Jackson, needed a liver and intestines so badly that she was obsessing about it in the middle of the night, even paging the Blond Doctor Who Shall Not Be Named to chat about it. Eric Stoltz was pondering the fact that his execution would be in five days, and he'd rather die in the hospital. We could see where this was going.

Everyone else, however, was quite focused on the impending arrival of Derek's mom. So was I, honestly — I've been convinced since last week's teaser scenes that Tyne Daly would fix everything. And I was correct. If I were acknowledging Lexie and Sloan's right to exist, I'd mention that even they were talking about her coming visit as they also discussed Lexie's insanely young age of 24 in a post-coital chat. And if I were recognizing Denny, I'd say that he was right there with Izzie when she told Meredith she shouldn't wear her hair all down and regular and Meredith-y if she wanted to impress Derek's mom. Cut to Meredith with a teenybopper hairdo, complete with pink awful-scrunchie-thing. And Derek walking in to say, ''You're wearing an alarmingly high ponytail.'' And me, celebrating the return of Grey's.

Of course with the fun comes the drama — and the gore. As in, dude who went to Hong Kong to get his legs surgically lengthened came in with some seriously mashed up calves. ''They said it'd give me a whole 2 inches,'' he explained. (He even made me really, really feel for guys for a moment. Sure, they look ridiculously sexy with gray hair, wrinkles suit them just fine — see Dr. Hunt here for prime example — and they rarely have to wax or tweeze a thing. But I felt it.) Bailey, meanwhile, was gamely setting up the impending departure of Melissa George's Sadie, reading her the riot act for being a teeny bit encouraging to Jackson's mother about his chances of getting a transplant. Bailey even went so far as to call her ''squirrelly.'' Seriously. A little much.

Eric Stoltz continued to be riveting as the serial killer whom we can never really get a read on. Is he repentant? Did he really do what he says he did? What does he want, anyway? He told Meredith a story that may or may not have been true about being beaten as a kid and learning to read on the detergent bottles while he hid under the sink. Right about then his gurney crossed paths with Jackson's, amping up the tension even more. Would he tell the kid about his heinous crimes when the kid asked? No. Would he say something else horrible? No. But when Jackson said he needed organs, he did say, ''Want mine?''

Then we were back to the lighter side as we ignored Denny saying that not having to meet the family was one of the perks of dating a dead guy, and as we cheered when Hunt awkwardly asked Cristina out in the middle of the work day, then scampered off. ''I think you and the pig murderer make a really good couple,'' Izzie gushed to Cristina at lunch afterwards. And then I officially decided to break my earlier rule and full-out acknowledge Lexie and Mark's coupling. Because I must admit, it got pretty good in the cafeteria. She laid down the law, telling him, ''You sleep with me, you lunch with me.'' Which caused all the other interns to enthusiastically join them, thrilled that he was letting his underlings join him for a meal, and squealing things like, ''They have tater tots!'' He freaked so much that he not only fled the scene, he immediately went and confessed his affair to Tyne Daly. ''Which one is she?'' Mama Shepherd asked. ''The one with the juice box,'' he answered. She then tracked Lexie down later in the hallway for a mom-tacular confrontation in which she asked her if she was ''a good girl.'' ''How many sexual partners have you had?'' (The answer: ''Six. Seven. Kinda six. Kinda seven.'' BTW, I was once informed by several guy friends that seven is the perfect number, if you're ever going to tell a guy a number. Just a tip.) ''Criminal record?'' (Answer: Speeding ticket, ''12 miles over.'' As Tyne said, ''That's fast.'') And just like that, I joined team Mark-and-Lexie. For now, anyway.

As for our other couples, Cristina and Owen (we're going to try his first name now that there's real live dating going on, because I don't like calling the girls by first names and guys by last names — gender parity, y'all) plunged into further awkwardness when she tried out one of Izzie's dating tips on him. All wrong, of course: ''I finished your post-ops,'' she told him. Then stared at him in silence. Then added, ''So, what was your best surgery ever?'' Then he didn't answer. Back in the serial killer room, Eric Stoltz was unconscious and Meredith was refusing to sign the consent form — the one that needs two doctors' signatures to operate when the patient is out — for Derek, which could not bode well. Cristina stepped in and signed, and thus got to scrub in on his surgery instead. Just before the surgery, Cristina and Meredith ran into each other and seemed to strike the closest they could get to a truce. ''That ponytail looks ridiculous,'' Cristina told Meredith, and Meredith took her hair down. This, friends, is why we love Grey's.

We also love it for the following reasons: Mrs. Shepherd gave Mark a good talking to and making, I'll once again admit, a good case for him trying things with Lexie. Short Guy's brother laid into him for using his shortness as an excuse for everything: ''No one knows how short you are except for you, dude.'' Mrs. Shepherd gave Major Hunt unsolicited advice about taking Valerian Root to sleep. Basically, a lot of Mrs. Shepherd.

Oh, and I just realized Patrick Dempsey is finally getting to act! (That is, act something other than sappy and sorry for Meredith.) That's why he suddenly got a sad backstory about his dad being shot by robbers! So he could get material worthy of an Emmy reel! ''There's no way in hell I'm gonna let you die in this hospital,'' he growled to Eric Stoltz, setting up the conflict sure to ensue next week since we learned Jackson's first set of donated organs wasn't working. Thanks to the prisoner, Meredith also got to confess her emo tendencies to Mama Shepherd. ''I'm dark and cloudy,'' she told her, ''because I'm the type of person who feels bad for serial killers.'' Mom seemed to walk off in a snit of disappointment, but — ah, there it was — she told Derek later that she knew Meredith was the one for him. Awww. Of course, Meredith also hinted strongly to Eric Stoltz that if he bumped his head post-surgery it'd probably kill him, and then we had to actually see him repeatedly bang his bandaged head against the back of his bed, but, well, that's a mess to be sorted out next week, too.

The better news: Izzie broke up with the person we're no longer acknowledging! Because he's dead! And Alex wanted Izzie to meet his mom! And PLEASE TELL ME DENNY IS NOT THERE WHY DO I STILL SEE DENNY IF ALEX STARTS TALKING TO HIM NOW I AM DONE. Okay, Alex didn't talk to him. But really. Let's wrap it up now.

And best yet: Owen showed up to Cristina's for their date hours late and drunk. Okay, that's not really the good part. The good part starts with the fact that he brought her flowers and wore a suit. The good part continued with Cristina telling him he needed a shower. So, of course, he headed right for hers, fully clothed. And he stood there, under the water stream, and he told her about his best surgery, something about a guy he saved who then later killed himself. It sounds sort of ridiculous, but in the hands of these two, it was masterful, riveting. And it's worth noting that Hunt is also a wonderfully nuanced depiction of a veteran. No annoying flag-waving and histrionic heroics, just a guy who somehow survived an unbelievable job, and was destroyed by it in some ways, but is still muddling through back in real life now, and still needs love. Anyway, then she stepped into the shower with him, also fully clothed.

And, wow, that was good.

EW!

2009-01-15T20:05:00.001-05:00

Bush is talking. No Ugly Betty. So over him. Bring on President Obama!

Sorry!

2009-01-15T16:53:00.002-05:00

Work intervened once again guys. I'll be back in full force tomorrow!

Look for random updates throughout the night.

No Worries!

2009-01-15T13:33:00.000-05:00

I have not disappeared again! I'm just running very behind schedule today. Due to inclement weather, I arrived very late at my office and have been behind on some work. I have my thoughts on American Idol and a new story for you that I will be posting soon so stay tuned!

Gym Time

2009-01-14T19:07:00.001-05:00

Ahhhhhh how much I enjoy the locker room at the gym. So much hotness everywhere! Oh how this reminds me of the old days.

In the Zone: Winter Fashion Faux Pas

2009-01-14T14:50:00.001-05:00

The problem with winter clothing is that most men go for the utilitarian garment and don’t bother with creating a fashionable and functional winter wardrobe. It is, of course, easy to fall into this winter fashion faux pas. First, it’s cold and you want to be warm. Second, you get tired of the cold quickly and want to go on vacation more than you ever want to go to work, and by wearing the ski jacket or funky hat you bought on vacation you psychologically feel you’re having more fun. Then, of course, some men just don’t know any better.

So, get rid of your winter fashion faux pas (your retro puffer coats and lumberjack hats), update your winter look and find a pair of boots that you can actually wear to work or dinner. Here, then, is your guide to rejuvenating your cold weather clothing and ditching your winter fashion faux pas.

Wearing utilitarian gloves

OK, we get that it’s cold, but the ski gloves are best left for actually skiing and the same goes for those insulated work gloves you just had to buy to feel manly. These items have their time and place and neither translate well to everyday fashion and work. To avoid this winter fashion faux pas of mixing purposes, you’ll need to keep a pair of actual leather gloves in your coat pockets, like these black deer skin gloves from All Gloves. While you’re at it, put the ski gloves in storage with your ski jacket and pants.

Wearing hats with logos, patterns or pom-poms

One of the easiest winter fashion faux pas to remedy is to ditch the winter hat with a logo that you bought for tailgating parties. You just can’t walk into work wearing that. Walking around with a hat emblazoned with team names or resort names is simply childish. By opting for a solid-colored hat like this one from Kashmere, you actually enhance your wardrobe while staying warm. And we don’t even need to discuss the silly pom-pom hats, do we? Good.

Wearing a scarf that is too short

Wearing a scarf that is too short does one very bad thing for your personal style -- you won’t be able to tie it properly or in different ways. Choosing a longer scarf with a simple motif allows to not only tie it in a variety of ways to match your mood and style, but it also gives you plenty of material to double over and wrap it higher and thicker on colder days.

Wearing a puffy coat over a suit

A few years ago, wearing puffy ski jackets over suits became the new trend. Some rejoiced because they felt rebellious. Others sighed in agony as their fellow man began showing up for work or dinner in rumpled suits. If you want to shorten the life of your suits faster than stock market investments can tumble, then go ahead and wear that puffy winter coat over your tailored clothing. Now that you’ve got that little moment out of your system, get a real overcoat for your suits. Getting an overcoat that is tailored and shaped to preserve your suit jacket while keeping you warm and stylish is the best way to go. A single-breasted number with an elegant drape from Hugo Boss will do nicely.

Not wearing boots

Men like to believe that they don’t need to wear a boot in the winter unless they are working outside. Even then they often wear sneakers for a walk in the deep snow on the weekends or they go to work in dress shoes without a second thought as to what all that moisture is doing to the Italian leather strapped to their feet. You certainly don’t need steel-toed badass boots to get to that holiday party after work, but you do need a pair of well-made winter boots deigned for comfort, fashion and cold weather. If extreme cold wet weather is a concern, then go with the Beacon Boot. Now find a briefcase or work bag large enough to stash your dress shoes and change into them once you get to work.

The Return

2009-01-14T12:45:00.000-05:00

Surprise! As you may have already guessed, I'm officially back! I'm so happy to be blogging again as I have missed this so much. I return to you all as a father and soon-to-be husband. We did kind of go out of order on that, but hey, so what.

Being a father isn't as scary as I thought it would be. It is a lot of responsibility as I now have this little life to watch over but Lisa and I are making it work and we are doing a pretty decent job I think. Stewie is already such a smart little guy. According to my parents, he is very much like me, but I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing, given my, uhhhhh, history. Anyway, things are great and I'm finding fatherhood to be a fulfilling experience.

Now don't worry this won't be an all about baby blog now. Things will, more or less, be the same as before I left. The one main difference is that Hotties of the Day is completely cancelled. I may post some pictures of hotties here and there but it won't be daily. I'm also thinking about what I will be doing with the confessions as I don't have much to confess. My stories may just be solely fantasy, rather than truth, from now on. We'll see how that goes. Here is my daily schedule:

Monday:

TV Summaries: Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Amazing Race
Bi Chart: TV

Tuesday:

TV Summaries: Gossip Girl, Dancing With the Stars, Heroes
Bi Chart: Music

Wednesday:

TV Summaries: American Idol, Dancing With the Stars
In The Zone

Thursday:

TV Summaries: American Idol, Lost
Fantasy/Confessions

Friday:

TV Summaries: Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy
In the Zone

Other posts that are daily or every other day:

What To Watch
What to Hear
Favorite YouTube Videos

I also while be doing shorter updates at night and throughout the weekend so look out for those as well. The schedule above can change as I think of new things to do.

New Kelly Clarkson!

2009-01-14T11:00:00.000-05:00

Kelly's new single "My Life Would Suck Without You" is finally out! The song is the lead single from her new album All I Ever Wanted, due this March. I love it! If it were a movie, it would have been called "Since You Been Gone 2: I Want You Back". Give it a chance, you'll love it.

Idol Returns (And So Do I)

2009-01-14T10:13:00.003-05:00

I love Kara Dioguardi! She has injected much needed life into the show's stale 3-judge formula. Here is what I thought about last night's 8th (!) season premiere:

1. Simon was in truly hilarious form — without ever reverting to a soul-crushing ''Bush Baby'' moment. Yes, not only did the cranky Brit avoid falling back on his overused ''cruise ship''/''cabaret'' critiques, but he pounded his punch lines harder and faster and more frequently than winners off Roger Federer's forehand side at Wimbledon. Simon's zestiest zinger came as he listened to Paula advise misguided rocker Randy Madden that he needed to experience the camaraderie of a band to improve his musical artistry. ''How do you think 'Straight Up' was written?'' deadpanned Simon. And then, of course, there was 16-year-old Arianna Afsar explaining how she and her pals work to cheer up lonely nursing-home residents through her ''Adopt a Grandfriend'' foundation. ''So if Paula came to Arizona on her own,'' interjected Simon, ''you would help her out?'' Honestly, you cannot script stuff that good. (I actually enjoyed Arianna loose, playful performance; I just wish she'd waited three or four years to iron out some of the robotic ''I'm a precocious teen star!'' traits that eventually made me turn against Lisa Tucker, Paris Bennett, and Diana DeGarmo, to name a few past contestants.)

2. Kara DioGuardi brought some much-needed snap to the stale dynamic of the judges' panel. I can't help but wonder if Simon stepped up his verbal game because there's finally someone else behind the table who's consistently paying attention and who has a repertoire of more than three adjectives at her disposal. Kara undoubtedly offered some of the night's best and most interesting critiques and settled into her new position with the ease of someone who's been doing it since the days of Ryan Starr and Justin Guarini. I'm sure her confrontation with Bikini Girl — hey, if she can't be bothered to get dressed, I can't be bothered to write down her name — will be dismissed by some as a case of ''older hot chick feeling threatened by younger hot chick,'' but I think that misses the point.

Kara was right: Bikini Girl's version of ''Vision of Love'' had no swing whatsoever — except for the tacked-on vocal run she coughed up in a last-ditch effort to out-sing the show's newest judge. That little bit of caterwauling swung all right — swung like a terrified cat being bandied about the room by its tail! I want to hate Simon for stamping Bikini Girl's ticket (no double-entendre intended there), but deep down, I choose to believe he just thinks she'll make good cannon-fodder when Hollywood week arrives. Still, instead of seeing this bimbo get booted for, say, forgetting the lyrics during a group rendition of ''Ain't Too Proud to Beg,'' wouldn't it be better if she didn't get a second of screen time during Hollywood week whatsoever?

3. The producers used background music, editing, and sound effects far more creatively than they have for several seasons. Case in point: After Bikini Girl made good on her promise to smooch Ryan if she scored a golden ticket, the producers queued up none other than Katy Perry's ubiquitous ''I Kissed a Girl.'' Now, I've never been a fan of the infantile ''gay or metrosexual?'' game the show so enjoys playing with Ryan, but I'd be lying if I said this particular instance wasn't successful in its aims. In other words, I laughed. I laughed hard. And I'm only mildly embarrassed that I did.

I also got a kick out of the low-budget effect where the producers tinted each of the judges a horrific shade of green, and played the shark-attack theme from Jaws to indicate contestant Michael Gurr's fear of appearing before the panel. (Side note: When the borderline unintelligible teen announced he'd be singing ''Starts With Goodbye'' by Carrie Underwood, I was convinced he'd said the song was by Karen DeWitt, who happens to be a news correspondent for New York City's public radio station. Talk about confusion at Casa Slezak!) Oh, and speaking of confusion...

4. I was emotionally manipulated to get a slight lump in my throat during the first 10 minutes of the show. I didn't actually cry, but, well, you know how it is. They show you all those great moments of Kelly and Fantasia and Crying Girl (still makes me howl), and then they slip in a shot of Elliott Yamin's late mom, and then follow it up with a montage of season 8 wannabes shouting ''I'm going to Hollywood!'' and, well, I AM NOT MADE OF STONE, PEOPLE.

5. And the final reason I loved tonight's 120-minute singing extravaganza is that I'm already totally sold on Deanna Brown. You don't have to tell me that I set myself up for major disappointment every year when I get unnaturally attached to the quirky woman who seems oddly un-Idol-esque and never even cracks the semifinals. (I own a Tami Gosnell CD, and if Porcelana Patino had one, I'd buy hers too!) But Deanna, with her dazzling ice-blue eyes, and her aggressively healthy blond locks, and that absolutely winning smile, I think she might be the real deal. I mean, it's not often that I curse Simon or Paula for cutting off an audition because I'm left desperately wanting more. But Deanna's ''(Sittin' on) The Dock of the Bay,'' equal parts gravel and heart and soul, has me thinking she's a singer who could excel at country or rock or blues, a versatility that would serve her very well on theme-crazy Idol. And as Kara pointed out, Deanna's is a voice you'd remember if you heard it on the radio. Shouldn't that be qualification No. 1 for advancing on this show?

Of the non-Deanna contestants, I was most enamored of Emily Hughes, who cut quite a picture in her vintage red and white polka-dot dress, heavy tattoos, and pink and blond hair. Oh, and also, ''earrings'' the size of dessert plates embedded into her lobes. (Youth!) I'll give credit where it's due: Emily certainly gets props for high degree of difficulty for choosing ''Barracuda,'' but I felt like her performance merely colored inside the lines of Heart's original. Not only that, but it seemed unwise in the extreme for Emily to share that her entry into the competition would crush her band's planned tour of Europe.

I also enjoyed giggly-without-being-annoying — talk about high degree of difficulty! — Stevie Wright, 16, who displayed a lovely tone on ''At Last,'' but also had enough vocal wobbles to make me worry she'll flame out once she hits the big stage during Hollywood week. Ditto for professional roughneck Michael Sarver, 27, who was strong yet deeply unsubtle on his cover of Boyz II Men on ''Thank You.'' As Simon noted, Michael has ''that likability thing,'' but then again, so did Sundance Head at this early point in the competition.

Two contestants who stand out as unique in the Idol universe, however, are Alex Wagner-Trugman and Scott MacIntyre. The former definitely wins tonight's trophy for Most Mesmerizing Eyebrow Action in an Idol Audition, but damn if his rendition of ''Baby Come to Me'' wasn't as smooth as a slightly melted bowl of Dulce de Leche ice cream. Bonus points for best comeback to Simon that I've heard in years: When Randy compared Alex to Joe Cocker, Simon declared ''I would say more Cocker Spaniel,'' but Alex hit back even harder, declaring ''That would be a good joke if it made any sense.'' Touché, dude, you're goin' to Hollywood!

MacIntyre, meanwhile, who hasn't let the fact that he's legally blind stop him from skiing, ballroom dancing, or getting his sing on for Paula, Kara, Randy, and Simon, managed to be totally inspirational without ever coming off as cloying or saccharine. He's just a guy who describes his sense of vision as akin to looking through a straw, who has the good humor to wear a ''Mind the Gap'' T-shirt, and who's philosophical enough to say things like ''whatever platform the show gives me, I hope I can be an inspiration.'' Honestly, I'm not sure Scott's rendition of ''And So It Goes'' proved he's vocally strong enough to come close to the top 36, but I think it's safe to say he's already succeeded in the inspiration department. Now if he can just get Ryan to stop it with the high-fives.

What did you think of tonight's season premiere? Did you notice that Paula was the meanest judge, telling deep-voiced Elijah Scarlett he could get voice-over work as a movie monster and pushing to try to get a second song out of disastrous Michael Gurr? Was I the only one who's not sure if that was the Grand Canyon, or just a carefully painted backdrop, during Ryan's opening shots?

Update

2009-01-12T12:23:00.001-05:00

Hey everyone! I hope you all had a great holiday! Mine was awesome and I'm so excited to be back to start blogging for you. I intend on restarting soon so keep your eyes open. Until then, enjoy the lovely Ben Cohen:

2008 Rewind: TV

2008-12-30T10:59:00.002-05:00

THE BEST

1. Lost (ABC): After the hot mess that was Season 3, the show made a huge comeback this season with a new story telling device and faster pace. Plenty of shows can learn from this (I'm looking at you Heroes.)

2. Ugly Betty (ABC): This show also made a big rebound, returning the focus to Betty and her growth as a person, rather than her convoluted love life. All the actors have been in top form this season.

3. Gossip Girl (CW): Sophomore slump? HA! Season 2 is just as good, and sometimes even better than, Season 1 for two reasons: Chuck and Blair. I get hot when these two are on screen together.

4. Pushing Daisies (ABC): The facts are these: I love this show! Who knew a show about a piemaker that can bring back the dead and solves crimes with his buddy and resurrected girlfriend could be so good and so sweet? This true has so much heart and so sharply written. Too bad ABC canned it. Idiots.

5. Family Guy (FOX): The show is funnier and crazier than it has ever been.

6. How I Met Your Mother (CBS): This show has always been awesome and judging by the ratings everyone else is realizing this too. Thank you Britney.

7. Nip/Tuck (FX): Crazy, Sexy, Julian McMahon. This show will always be awesome.

8. Brothers & Sisters (ABC): I liked Season 1, loved Season 2, and adore Season 3. All the family drama is just too juicy to ignore.

9. Supernatural (CW): I always used to watch it because I enjoyed the scary aspect of it but the storylines this year and the Heaven vs Hell aspect has kept me on the edge of my seat.

10. Desperate Housewives (ABC): The five year time jump has reinvigorated the show and given it a plethora of juicy storylines. Plus, the mystery this year has been very intriguing.

THE FAIL

1. The Writer's Strike: All of my favorite shows were gone for months over internet residuals. This fails on all accounts.

2. ABC Cancels Pushing Daisies: Thanks to #1, ABC stupidly cancels my #4 show. Maybe if they actually promoted and didn't wait 9 months to bring it back would have helped.

3. Knight Rider (NBC): Bad acting, ludicrous storylines, terrible show. Not even the eye candy helped.

4. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (FOX): Is anyone else as confused as I am?

5. Private Practice (ABC): Please send Kate Walsh back to Grey's Anatomy. This show is just dumb. Yet, I still watch. Go figure.

6. Dirty Sexy Money (ABC): I just got bored with it. Nothing worth tuning into every week.

7. 90210 (CW): Bad acting, not so good stories. Only Kelly and Brenda are the good parts and we barely see them. So sad. I wanted to love this one.

8. Big Brother 9: Til Death Do Us Part (CBS): We can once again blame #1 for this terrible BB entry. The people were awful and unlikable for the most part. Such a waste. They at least rebounded for #10.

9. The Ex-List (CBS): They cancelled Moonlight and hottie Alex O'Loughlin for this dreck? I'm so glad this show failed for CBS.

10. Izzie has sex with Ghost Denny on Grey's Anatomy (ABC): Seriously? The show was off to a great start this season and is still good except for this massive Fail of epic proportions. I mean, seriously? Sex with a ghost? I know why this storyline is going on, but still.

THE EH IT'S OK

1. Dancing With the Stars (ABC): I loved Season 6 (go Kristy and Mark) but Season 7 was boring (Eww Cloris). Great+Boring=Eh It's Ok.

2. American Idol (FOX): They seriously need to pick talented people with personality and shake things up. Please no more theme weeks where people sing old songs. We live in the now. Please have them take on contemporary music. No more "live" calls either please.

3. South Park (COMEDY CENTRAL): This past season failed to live up to previous ones. Still good for a laugh though.

4. Heroes (NBC): Everyone loves to pick on this show but some things are true. The characters need to remain consistent and stop doing stupid things in order to advance the plot. The "Villains" volume started good then trickled down to bad then picked up in the finale. I have hope that Volume IV: Fugitives will bring it back to Best status.

5. One Tree Hill (CW): I loved the Nanny Carrie and Brooke's attack storylines. Everything else is just ok.

6. Grey's Anatomy (ABC): Please see #10 on "The Fail" list. That's why it's here.

2008 Rewind: Music

2008-12-30T09:57:00.002-05:00

THE BEST:

1. Britney Spears' Circus: This album proves that Britney is the reigning Princess of Pop. From "Womanizer" to "My Baby" this album is incredible and is expected to make a clean sweep at the 2009 Bi Awards.

2. Rihanna's "Disturbia": I love RiRi but she is starting to become a tad bit overexposed if you ask me. However, this track is a true classic and the best of the year.

3. Lady GaGa's The Fame: Her debut album is one of the best this year and a dance pop phenomenom.

4. Leona Lewis' Spirit: From "Bleeding Love" to "The Best You Ever Had", Leona's debut album is another one that I couldn't stop listening to this year.

5. Mariah Carey's E=MC2: This was the year of the divas that kicked of with Mimi's new album. "Migrate", "Bye Bye", "For the Record" are just a few of the stand out tracks. Too bad the wrong singles were chosen that didn'g give the album its chance to shine.

6. P!nk's "So What": Arguably one of the best singles of the year. P!nk never fails to make us dance to her troubles.

7. Jon McLaughlin's "Beating My Heart": Normally, I'm not the singer/songwriter type, except for Jon Mayer, but this guy is very talented and this song was great. Not to mention he is easy on the eyes.

8. Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl": Katy joined me this year in making bisexuality hot with this awesome single.

9. Danity Kane's "Damaged": This made-for-TV girl group released a great catchy pop single. Too bad they broke up.

10. Brandy's "Right Here (Departed)": I loved Brandy in her heyday and I instantly loved her comeback single. Too bad people didn't pay too much attention to it.

THE FAIL

1. Beyonce's I Am...Sasha Fierce: I'm sorry but I don't buy the whole "Sasha Fierce" gimick she is using to push this album. I heard it all and it just fails on all aspects with the exceptions of "If I Were A Boy" and "Halo". When will everyone else realize that they don't have to adore everything she puts out? You won't get struck by lightening people. (Waits a minute). See nothing happens.

2. The Pussycat Dolls' Doll Domination: I really wanted to like this album but it was just boring except for lead single "When I Grow Up" and "I Hate This Part". I really enjoyed their debut, too bad they dropped the ball here.

3. Madonna's Hard Candy: I initially liked this one. I think it was more of my adoration of Confessions on a Dancefloor spilling over onto it. Madonna completely sold out, collaborating with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake on this hot tranny mess of an album. The only true gem is "Miles Away."

4. Christina Aguilera: I loved "Keeps Gettin' Better" but she really needs to stop copying others (Britney, Lady GaGa) and passing it off as originality. She is talented enough to do it on her own.

5. Janet Jackson's Discipline: We get it Janet, you loooove sex. After 5 albums on the subject, it's pretty clear. Now make an album worthy of your talents like All For You or janet.

6. Mariah Carey's promotion of E=MC2: The album is amazing (see above). Sadly, Mimi and her record company dropped the ball promotion-wise. "Migrate", "For the Record", "OOC" were all wasted. I'll forgive the wedding to Nick Cannon but allowing him to direct a video is just blasphemy.

7. Lil Wayne's The Carter III: Sorry I just don't like his appeal. He is a terrible rapper. Give me Kanye or Jay-Z any day.

8. Miley Cyrus' Breakout: Her album sucked and she tries too hard to be the next Britney with her "controversies". Bitch please.

9. RBD breaks up: Idiots.

10. American Idol: Musically speaking, David Cook disappointed but David Archuleta lived up to my expectations: he is bland as hell.

THE EH IT'S OK

1. The Killers' Day & Age: It's part Hot Fuss, part Sam's Town. I loved both instantly but this one has failed to completely lure me in.

2. Taylor Swift's Fearless: It's a good album, but is she worthy of all the praise? Jury is still out on that.

3. Lindsay Lohan's "Bossy": I liked the beat of the song, but the vocals leave something left to be desired.

Merry Christmas!!!!!

2008-12-23T14:47:00.003-05:00

Hello my loyal and loving readers! I hope you all have a Merry Christmas! I wish you all the best.

I have been busy lately with holiday preparations and my 27th(!) birthday last Thursday. It was my first with Stewie and I'm so happy!

The blog is on track to return in January around the third week so expect an announcement soon.

Until then, Merry Christmas!

Your favorite Bi Guy,

Jay

Like What You See?

2008-12-16T12:25:00.002-05:00

I hope everyone is enjoying the pics I have up so far. As you can tell, I'm somewhat shy. LOL. Anyways, this part of my return in January and I'll be showing some more pics here and there so keep your eyes open. I have never put pics up on the blog like this before so I'm a bit nervous. Most of these were taken in my old NYC apartment before my move to (gulp) New Jersey. Enjoy!

Cumming Soon....

2008-12-16T12:14:00.003-05:00

The Legend Returns.

Do you want a piece of me?

January 2009

I'm Coming Out of Retirement Bitches!

2008-12-12T10:28:00.002-05:00

I will resume posting in the new year! This time it's for real! No more games. There's a new picture to prove how serious I am.

2008-11-10T14:21:00.001-05:00

Jay-Z, Eminem, Michael Jordan, Jay the Bi Guy

2008-11-10T14:13:00.001-05:00

What do all four of us have in common?

The End of an Era

2008-10-08T11:31:00.002-04:00

Hey guys. After much deliberation, I have decided to end Confessions of a Bi Guy effective immediately. I know I have been promising for months now that I would be making my big comeback but things just no longer feel the same with this blog. I am miles away from where I was when I first started. I feel that I can no longer live up to the premise on which this blog was started. A phase of my life has ended and as a result, this blog will have to end along with it. I think it would be best to do this rather than force it.

Despite my feelings, this does not mean I will be giving up on blogging entirely. I know a lot of you have come to know me more and have remained faithful to me and understood my situation. In order to continue to reach out to my fans, I will be launching a new blog on a new blogging site, The Red Carpet. This blog will essentially be very similar to Confessions of a Bi Guy, but without the confessions and a less sexual tone. The new blog will serve as a home for many of the posts you enjoyed here, as well as a new home for the Bi Awards. I hope you all join me on this new venture.

It is with a very heavy heart that I do this but I feel that it is time for all of us to move on to a new era. Confessions of a Bi Guy will always have a special place in my heart and I will cherish all the good times we had here. I would love to thank each and every one of you for visiting my blog daily, even when I wasn't posting anything. I do this for you my fans and I appreciate everything. I have decided to not erase the blog but leave it here so that we all can look back, laugh, and even get hard (or wet). The blog will always be here for us to remember the good times. I hope I inspired at least one of you to just live your life as you want it. Also, think back on all the fun we had, the parties, the pictures, the stories, all things Britney and Buffy, etc.

So as I write the last words on this blog, I feel sad, but excited on what's to come. So let's all give the blog a round of applause and get ready to step on the Red Carpet.

For one last time, your favorite Bi Guy,

Jay XOXOXOXOXOXO

http://redcarpet2.wordpress.com/

Jay's Anatomy

2008-09-30T12:15:00.001-04:00

Ok, so I have decided to continue with the blog. No more delays, no more pushing things back. Things will begin...NOW.

Hello!

2008-09-25T13:38:00.001-04:00

Ok so I know I keep saying that I will be coming back and never do. I'm sorry y'all! Things have been quite busy in my life. Part of me wants to just put an end to it but part of me wants to continue the blog and all the fun we had here. I'm currently thinking of ways to continue blogging. To all of those still waiting, please be patient.

Coming Soon

2008-09-10T08:02:00.003-04:00

New Posts. Same Sexiness.

Coming September 23rd.

(assuming we survive the LHC experiment. Google it people.)

New Posts. Same Sexiness.

2008-08-27T11:59:00.001-04:00

Look for all new posts this September!

XOXO

The Bi Guy

Breaking the Silence

2008-08-11T11:25:00.002-04:00

Hello my loyal readers! I realize that I have been away for far too long and there is a valid explanation for it. First of all, I am now a father!!!!!!! Yes its true. Your favorite Bi Guy is now a father. Lisa gave birth to a beatutiful baby boy early on July 1st. The baby was premature, however, and he needed to stay in the hospital a few weeks. Needless to say that I really wasn't in much of a posting mood those few weeks. Thankfully, he is great and is now home. I was off on vacation to finally bring him home and have been off of work the past two weeks. I'm back now and playing catch up as I have a lot of work piled up.

It's such an amazing feeling being a dad and I hope I do a great job at it. He is just so beautiful and words cannot express the way I feel now. It's changed my life entirely. I look forward to sharing future stories with you guys on any new developments. For blogging purposes, he shall be referred to as Stewie.

As for the blog, I plan to pick up where I left off sometime this week, possibly tomorrow. I hope to have things run smoothly from now on. So keep reading!

Jay's Anatomy

2008-07-16T10:53:00.001-04:00

Hey everyone! Sorry for the lag in posts as of late. MAJOR things have gone down and I will address this all when I return next Wednesday. So please be patient until then!

Confession: Summer Nights X - There's Something About Dan

2008-06-25T15:15:00.001-04:00

Here you guys, the 10th installment in the Summer Nights series. This is the final installment that I had written during the blackout. I am currently writing the eleventh chapter due Friday or Monday. I'm sure you will enjoy this one as something finally happens with Dan.

I was absolutely spent after my fuckfest with Hunter and Steve. I collapsed really early that night with the excuse that I wasn't feeling well at all. The next morning I woke up at 4 to take a piss. I went back to bed but couldn't get back to sleep. My thoughts kept racing back to the previous two days and everything that happened, first with Dan, and then with Steve and Hunter. My thoughts then went back to Dan. He too had gone to bed pretty early; maybe that meant he'd be getting up early as usual? I laid there for awhile. How can I sleep in this state? The minutes seemed to crawl by, but the next time I looked at my clock it was 6:15. I laid there, silently waiting.

Then, I heard stirrings down the hall. I could hear Dan making noises. I got out of bed and got ready to spy. I was so hoping to finally catch him naked. My neck was aching 20 minutes later when Dan finally opened his bedroom door. He was in his underwear. Damn. He went in the bathroom and soon I heard him brushing his teeth. Then he came out and I got admire his sexy body, his face and arms, smooth, tight, with ripples of toned muscle. He turned the light in his room on. For the next few minutes, he was out of sight most of the time, but then he came over to a mirror on the wall and pulled his mouth open with his finger to look in his mouth. Yeah, your teeth're clean now Dan. There he was, barechested in his black briefs, just mere inches away.

My cock tightened up against my shorts. His nipples were small and chestnut-colored. His shoulders were perfectly proportioned to the rest of his body, muscular and manly). He was just a perfect specimen of manhood. My cock soared as I stared at him, standing straight up against my bare stomach, thick, hard, and cut. I wonder how was I going to get him to wrestle me again? Well, I could always buy him more beer. Right, like he was going to run out.

Then Dan came out of his room again. As he walked out he stared straight at my door. I could have sworn he was looking right at me, through the keyhole, but he couldn't see my eye through the keyhole, could he? COULD he? I pulled back quickly from kneeling, but managed to thump my butt back on the floor. Shit. I stopped breathing. I felt more alert and tense, skin prickling, than I ever had. It seemed as if Dan could simply FEEL that I was in here, watching him, if he really wanted to know. After a few seconds, I crept slowly and stealthily back to the keyhole, but couldn't see him in the hallway. Then I heard the bathroom door close and the shower running.

Ten minutes later he came out with a towel wrapped around his waist. He must of thought I would be up by now. Why didn't he want me to see him naked? Did he have suspicions about me and didn't want to risk turning me on? I hoped I wasn't that obvious, but I wasn't sure. It was just after 7:30 when Dan slammed the front door on his way out. I listened for a minute and heard him lock the door. I went back to bed disappointed.

I woke up around 10am and found that he still wasn't around. I ate some breakfast and cleaned up a little. When I passed his bedroom, I noticed Dan had left his door open. I paused at the doorway. It was messier than Alex ever had it. Everything was thrown all over the place, magazines, books, CDs. The bed was unmade. I went in. telling myself I was just going to look around briefly. Some clothes on the bed. I saw his favorite shirt. I lifted it up and smelled it. It was clean however. Then a noise at the door. My heart stopped. I dropped the shirt and quickly ran out into the hallway, fully expecting to see Dan walking in. But no sound.

I went out to the living room and opened the front door. It was one of those guys who put those promo ads for pizzerias and such on doorknobs. Whew. I shut the door and went into the living room. However, Dan's bedroom called to me. I felt guilty but my lust for him was the stronger. I stealthily walked back into his room, as if playing a child's game, as if, if I made a noise, Dan would know, come back home, and catch me in the act. I went in and saw some jockeys next to his bed. I picked them up and looked at the crotch. They looked clean . Then I took a whiff. It was a sweaty sweet smell unlike any other. His cock had been there, right there. I was getting a massive hard-on. I wondered if he would miss this piece of underwear.

I went back to my room with his jockeys. The phone kept ringing but I ignored it. My cock was thwacked up against my stomach. I had to get off. I laid down on my bed and draped Dan's underwear over my face, inhaling his smell deeply. I turned it unside out so the place where his sweaty cock had safely nestled yesterday would sit over my mouth and nose. I beat myself raw, smelling Dan all the while, and came all over myself. After cleaning up, I put his underwear away, in MY closet.

That evening I met with Lisa and we went out for dinner and a show. It was a Sunday and we both had to work early the next day so we called it a night early. When I got home, Dan was on the couch watching TV. He nodded to me. Four empty beer cans were on the rug. I went to the kitchen for some water and I sat down to watch TV with him. We watched until the end of a program, then Dan talked for a little while about our day and waht we had going on. Then suddenly, he asked if I was in the mood for another wrestling match. I was taken aback, which he noticed. He mentioned we both could use a workout and destress a little.

I was tired but he insisted. He told me to just give it another try and do whatever I need to do to try to pin him. He said "pin me" with a smirk. He had no doubt that he would win. I came to my senses and realized that my protestations were ridiculous. I was going to have Dan all over me again. Dan showed me the correct starting position, which I faintly remembered from high school. I'd hated wrestling then and wasn't much into it now, but if it was the only way I could get my hands on him, well, I'd have to put up with it. He pulled off his shirt and I did the same. I got on my hands and knees and Dan knelt next to me, one arm on my elbow, the other around my stomach. Why don't we just stay like this for awhile, I thought? His beer breath blew gently on my cheek.

He counted and we were off. He yanked my elbow and my head hit the rug. In two seconds he had me on my back. I struggled back as best as I could, but I didn't know any good moves. But just when he nearly had me pinned, I managed to spin my butt around and break out from under his grip. I rolled over and got away, to what seemed to be his complete amazement. I had to struggle, I had to try to win, or it'd be over all too soon. He came at me again, but I feinted to my left and grabbed at his leg, pulling him down. This was kind of fun. I was almost on top of him. He had the moves, but I was taller, and that counts for a lot.

He looked pissed. I almost had him down again but he managed to slide out and backed away from me, on his hands and knees, panting heavily. He was starting to look a bit frustrated. He came at me again. I blocked him, and we locked arms. I tried to wrap my arm around him but he kept me away. I tried to stand up but he tripped me down again. I was going to have to learn that move. But before he could get a lock on me I managed to get away and scrambled across the room. I realized I was feeling adventurous. He did say anything would go. I jumped up on the sofa and faced him. He came at me, probably not knowing what to expect, and I leapt at him with a yell. He definitely hadn't been expecting that. He fell under my weight and I had him down, well, almost. With my legs I pinned his torso, and thought I had his arms down.

He warned me that I wasn't going to win, that I was a faggot and a wuss. This wasn't a kidding tone at all. He sounded like he really meant it. But he was drunk too, so maybe he could be forgiven. I told him that I wasn't a fag, but he said yes I was. I again said no. I felt like a little kid. He leered at me. He grabbed his crotch and told me that I wanted his dick. He was either totally drunk or this was some bizarre wrestling ritual that I didn't know about. He came towards me, his face inches away from me. He called me a faggot again. This was actually pissing me off. But I realized I was getting hard too. Damn, it was all so confusing.

He backed off a few steps, and then he was barreling at me, head down. He was going to knock the wind out of me, I thought. I dodged to the right, but managed to fall one knee to the floor in the process. Were these collegiate wrestling moves or anything-goes-pro-wrestling moves? In an instant he was on me, pushing me down, seconds later straddling my chest. I clumsily pushed back at his stomach, feeling those nice washboard abs. I had to keep struggling or he'd really think I was a fag. But then again, I really did want to suck his cock. I wondered if maybe Dan liked guys too and couldn't admit it. I slid my hands further up his stomach to right below his chest.

He had my shoulders pinned with his arms and his legs securely wrapped around my torso. He didn't seem to care about my hand pushing up at him. His crotch was inches away from my face. I could see his underwear under his shorts. I told him that ok, he had won. But instead of acknowledging me, Dan reached back and put his palm square on my crotch, which had definitely ballooned up from having him on top of me. He seemed to hold his breath and his voice dropped to a whisper. "You really are a homo, aren't you?" Well, maybe not a homo, but definitely bi, but then who just put his hand on my crotch, I wanted to say. But I held my mouth in case he had any intention of getting violent. I had no idea what he would do, and he was one drunk guy. I couldn't believe what a different person he was after a few beers. There was that damn sweet smell again.

Again he asked me if I wanted it. He wasn't joking around, I was pretty sure. I breathed heavily, my stomach tense and my voice a quiver. Well, he was even asking. This might be my only chance. I just said "whatever." Without really getting off me, Dan lifted up a bit and pulled his shorts down his thighs as far as they would go. Time stopped. HE asked me if I liked what I saw. I said yes and then he said to lick him. I did that this morning, I almost said, but held my tongue again. Instead, I did as I was told, hesitantly sticking my tongue out to where the opening in his underwear revealed his hardening manhood. My tongue licked away atthe material. But this was so much hotter now both figuratively and literally with Dan's real cock on the other side of that white fabric.

He ordered me to lick the head of his cock, to which I eagerly complied. Oh man, this was too much. Dan's hand hadn't moved from my crotch. In fact he was rubbing and squeezing me a little, but I don't think he was aware of it. With my teeth I tried to open up the hole in his jockeys, but it wasn't easy. After about a minute of his sweaty jocksmell and hardening prick trying to get free, he took a hand off my shoulder and slowly guided his cock through the hole. It was as rigid as any cock could get, I was sure of that. The veins bulged on the side, and the head was the purple-est I'd ever seen. His circumsized dick was at least as long as mine, maybe a little longer, and definitely somewhat thicker.

I grabbed his cock and started slowly jerking him off. Dan's hand was rubbing my crotch. He let go of my arms and I reached out to cradle his dick with both hands. It was as beautifully proportioned as he was, with the same beautiful bronze color. I pulled his underwear down to reveal his tight balls. He was so fucking BONED. Then Dan pulled off his shirt. I stared up at his tight defined bronze chest, glistening with drops of sweat down to his exquisite abs. I started rubbing the underside of his purple shaft. Then I used both hands and lightly rubbed the sides of his cock. I reached down and felt each testicle, and rubbed them gently. I didn't want him to come before I got a chance to have him in my mouth. But with a boner like this, I actually doubted that would happen. He could probably blast it a few times a night.

I gave Dan's throbber my full attention. I used everything I knew about what feels good to a dick. Back and forth, up and down. Light then hard. After a couple minutes a little drop of precum appeared, and I wiped that around his dickhead. He leaned back and visibly relaxed. I started to jack him slow, then faster. He seemed to be enjoying my handjob...a lot. But then, he told me that was enough and was rising off my chest. I was so confused. Dan was standing over me now. He looked down and smirked. He asked me if I wanted to suck his cock, to which I eagerly agreed. I wanted his cock as far down my throat as it would go.

His shorts had fallen to his feet when he'd stood up, but now he hoisted his jockeys down too, and kicked them off. They landed inches away from my head, and I turned my head to take a deep whiff. Dan settled back on my chest. He was bucknaked now, and his cock was right there for me to savor. I pulled his butt a little closer to me and, sticking the tip of my tongue out, took my first taste of Dan. I lightly touched his cockhead with my tongue. He smelled and tasted good...even better than his jockeys did and this was the real thing. I literally blew warm air all over his tool, tongued it, licked up and down the shaft and head, then formed a suckshaft with my lips and sucked like there was no tomorrow.

He pulled at my hair roughly. It hurt, but with his cock filling my throat I think I could have stood any amount of pain. I stuck my tongue way out and managed to lick his hairy balls. Then back to his shaft and dickhead. I tried to pace myself and only slowly increased the tempo. I looked up and saw Dan close his eyes in pleasure. He was digging this. With one hand I reached up and caressed his chest and his pencil-hard nipples. I pinched them and Dan moaned. I moved my hand down and felt his flat stomach. I could feel his diaphragm heaving with each breath. Dan moaned again. He was such a hot guy. I took more of him in, pulling him closer. I lifted my head up so I could deep-throat him. His penis slid down my throat and felt like it belonged there as part of my own body.

More precum oozed out of his dickhead and down the back of my throat. I realized that I had to have some sort of release. I pulled Dan's hand away from my crotch and he let me unzip myself and pull my pants down. I hoped he would reach back and wank me, but instead he put both his hands behind his head and gloried in what the blowjob I was giving him. Meanwhile I gloried in his smooth chest and tummy and beautiful face above me, his face contorted with that expression of pure sexual pleasure. His proud, hard cock was engulfed in my mouth to the hilt, my lips touching the skin at the perimeter of the base. I wanted this dick in my throat forever. I started jerking myself off with one hand.

Meanwhile, I my hand roamed towards his smooth butt. There was a lot going on simultaneously, but if there was any chance of fucking him, I had to get him used to the idea. Squeezing his buttflesh, I let my finger slowly wander towards his asscrack. I explored around the hole and then gently stuck it in a little. This was probably his first time. However, he said no and put his a hand on my bicep, and my arm fell back to my side. Maybe it was time to turn the tables. Sucking his cock was definitely what I wanted to do, but this experience wasn't going to be complete without me plowing his tight little butt for an hour or two.

I didn't know how to turn the tables and dominate him. I wasn't going to rape him, but I had to convince him that my cock belonged in his butt like his cock did in my mouth. I was feeling strong, almost powerful, with this dick tickling the back of my throat. Dan was lost in another world. We could have been on primetime TV and I wouldn't have cared. Then an idea crossed my mind. I brought my hands slowly up the smooth sides of his torso, as if to just feel him up, but when I got to his armpits. I quickly jabbed him hard on both sides with my fingers. He convulsed in a giggle, temporarily losing control. It was all I needed. Despite the fact that my shorts were still around my knees, I quickly slimed his cock out of my mouth, and managed to have him on his back in a second, then on his stomach, still tickling as necessary to keep him pliable.

This guy was going to be all mine, and his butt was going to take my cock as far as I wanted it to go. I was on top of him, sitting on his butt, both of his arms pinned behind his back. I tickled him a little again. He giggled again, unable to speak. I tickled him again. This was kind of fun. My new playtoy. Tickle tickle, I jabbed. He started laughing hysterically. I reached under his tummy and jabbed there. He laughed even harder. He certainly was ticklish. I could get him anytime this way, I thought.

After a while he asked about the blowjob but I said that before I did it again, first I was going to fuck him. He said no. I tickled him again and his body slackened beneath me. He kind of tried to fight me off but I was too much for him. I told him that I pretty sure he needed a hard dick up his ass. He still said no and I figured this conversation was going in circles. I knew that it was time to get a finger up his butt so I could prove to him how much he needed it. I knew if I could get him into it even once, he'd be hooked. Something about being plowed always did that to guys, believe me I now knew.

I spit on a finger, and holding his arms tight behind his back with my other arm, leaning with as much weight on him as possible, slowly worked my index finger into his tight hole. One knuckle disappeared inside. His asscrack was smooth save for a few hairs near the hole. What a gorgeous butt he has, and he probably doesn't even know it, I thought. Or even care. Dan squirmed beneath me but I leaned down on him even more. He protested but I continued. I worked the finger in past the second knuckle and twirled it a little in his ass. Dan went limp a little and let out a big breath. A little further and the finger was in as far as it would go, up to the third knuckle. I probed for his prostate. I knew that would get him going if anything would. Dan sighed again, in fact, it was closer to a quiet moan. I spit at his hole to try to lube him up some more.

Dan squirmed at that and almost got out of my grip. But I leaned into him with all my weight and he stayed down. Being taller I had that advantage of leverage. Anyway, I think he was getting a little too relaxed from my probing finger to offer up much resistance. He said he didn't want this but I told him that he should just get up then. That if really wanted to get up he could. Truth is, he was really liking my finger up his ass. Before long he would find out how fine it is to be fucked silly by a nice hard penis.

It was time for two fingers. Dan was settling down, macho protestations to the contrary. I spit on two fingers now and returned to his back entrance. After I'd
pulled out his butthole had regrouped, and working in two was going to be a bit more of a challenge. But I had to make him want my cock. I pushed as hard as I could and they slipped in. Cool, a tight butt, but not too tight. Dan squirmed again, but it didn't feel like resistance this time, more like, "Whoa, this kind of hurts, but maybe I could get used to this. Maybe even like it." I had two fingers working his ass, reaming his butthole and massaging his prostate. I knew Dan was feeling great.

I looked back at him. His right cheek was on the carpet, and I saw his left eye peering up at me. I thought I saw a slight grin form at the tip of his mouth. I just kept working his hole, and then Dan really gave into it. First it was a little moan, then some heavy breathing, then a little more moaning, and then a big gasp that he was about to com This is what I wanted. He was gonna be all mine now. Should I let him come? Sure, why not. Get him all relaxed. I plowed him with my fingers, stretching his hole for all he was worth. I noticed his face was all sweaty, and even his butt was glistening a little.

There was more moaning, sighing, and groaning, and then Dan let out with "Uuungh, yeh! Here it comes, man! Uuuuuuuuuungh! Oh yeh...oh yeh...." His entire body, to a muscle, tightened and hardened. Even though I was sitting on his legs I swear I could feel the spasms from his cock beneath me. I couldn't see it, but I knew he was releasing an immense load of jizz all over our carpet. He whole body kept spasming for at least 20 seconds. Then, he told me how awesome that was. I was happy and wanted to fuck him now but I had to do something else first.

I rose off Dan and rolled him over on his back. His eyes were closed in ecstasy. There on the rug was the biggest cumload I'd ever seen, bigger even than any porno flick. Large gooey elastic globs of Dan's white cream were lying in three or four different puddles. I took a look at Dan, whose eyes were still closed, and I started to beat off. I told him I was going to cum on him. I think he was too tired and relaxed to insult me or resist at all. He did seem to like watching me pound my dick. I crawled over, kneeling next to him. I went down to his cock and licked it.

It was too much to handle. I pointed my cock at Dan and, moaning like there was no tomorrow, drenched his stomach and chest with at least seven massive shots of jizz. I collapsed next to him. He stared at his stomach in total surprise at the amount of cum. He turned to face me and I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. Our still-slimy cocks rubbed against each other. Dan didn't return the kiss, but if he could dig two fingers up his butt, I was sure he could eventually get into kissing too.

We were both spent. We straightened up a little and then said our goodnights. I wanted to ask him if he'd come to bed with me, but somehow the words wouldn't come out. Dan went off to his bedroom, and I reluctantly went to mine. I had to admit that maybe this was just a one-time thing. Would he even acknowledge it in the morning? I laid down, exhausted, and in seconds I was off in dreamland. At one point, I thought I was dreaming that he opened my bedroom door while I was sleeping and was standing motionless above me, staring at me. Then he crawled into bed next to me and whispered in my ear. And then I realized that I was really awake and Dan was really there, his hot breath in my ear, whispering to me a request. A request only I could fulfill. I kissed him on the lips and held his smooth young torso in my arms, then I rolled him over and turned on the bedlamp. I had to be able to see this.

There he was beneath me: Dan's beautiful pink butt and asshole pucker were ready to accept my cock. Wanted my cock. Craved my cock. He told me so. I was instantly hard and pointed my dick at his hole. I spit on my hand and slicked it all up. I was ready to go, and so was he. And then, as I slowly eased my penis into Dan's fine ass, I felt for his cock beneath him, and held it tightly in my fist. He groaned a little. I wrapped my other arm around his chest and kissed him on the ear. He was all mine. He moaned some more, this time from pain I think. But it was a good pain. Then I pumped him slowly, savoring every sensation of his tight ass.

Dan moaned beneath me. His breath quickening as I picked up the pace of my fucking. Our balls slapped against one another. My bush tickling his ass. He was loving it and so was I. I went faster. Harder. I just couldn't contain myself anymore and blew my load inside his tight ass. Then he started to cum as well, releasing his hot sperm all over my bed. I collapsed on top of him, kissing his neck and shoulders as we both recovered. My cock softened and I pulled out of him. We lay there in silence and eventually fell asleep.

The Bi Charts: Top 15 Songs

2008-06-24T14:45:00.000-04:00

After three weeks of trying, Rihanna finnally knocks the Pussycat Dolls out of the top stop with her newest summer smash, "Disturbia." Fergie jumps into the top 3 after a long climb with her theme from the Sex and the City movie. We also have two Top 10 Debuts with Katy Perry at #8 and Mariah's newest single at #10.

1. "Disturbia" by Rihanna (1 Week at #1)
2. "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls (3 Weeks at #1)
3. "Labels or Love" by Fergie
4. "Energy" by Keri Hilson
5. "Bossy" by Lindsay Lohan
6. "One Step at a Time" by Jordin Sparks
7. "If I Never See Your Face Again" by Maroon 5 Featuring Rihanna
8. "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry (DEBUT)
9. "Bye Bye" by Mariah Carey
10. "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" by Mariah Carey (DEBUT)
11. "Side Effects" by Mariah Carey Featuring Young Jeezy
12. "Better in Time" by Leona Lewis
13. "Damaged" by Danity Kane
14. "Give It 2 Me" by Madonna
15. "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield

Top 20 Greatest Shows

2008-06-24T13:50:00.000-04:00

Personally, I think it should be #1, but an accolade is an accolade no matter what. My favorite series of all time, as you all know, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was named the #10 greatest show ever by Entertainment Weekly. Check out the full list here.

This show is truly legendary and the best show to have ever graced the television. It was an innovator and set the standard for all the horror/comedy/drama/serialized shows out there (Reaper, I'm looking at you.) I truly miss tis show and can't believe it has been five years since it ended.

In honor of EW's list, I am posting my own personal list of Top 20 shows. Enjoy!

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The WB (1997-2001); UPN (2001-03)
2. Friends, NBC (1994-2004)
3. Sex and the City, HBO (1998-2004)
4. The Simpsons, Fox, 1989-present
5. Lost, ABC (2004-present)
6. American Idol, Fox (2002-present)
7. Beverly Hills, 90210, Fox (1990-2000)
8. South Park, Comedy Central (1997-present)
9. The Real World, MTV (1992-present)
10. Ally McBeal, Fox (1997-2002)
11. Melrose Place, Fox (1992-99)
12. Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (2005-present)
13. Family Guy, Fox (1999-2002, 2005-present)
14. Desperate Housewives, ABC (2004-present)
15. Saved by the Bell, NBC (1989-93)
16. Married...With Children, Fox (1987-97)
17. The Osbournes, MTV (2002-05)
18. Beavis and Butt-head, MTV (1993-97)
19. Dawson's Creek, The WB (1998-2003)
20. Charmed, The WB (1997-2006); The CW (2006-2007)

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-24T12:00:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone! Sorry for the drought in posts this past week. I have been hit hard with a lot of work and I will be off most of next week so I need to cram in as much as I can. I have made sure, however, to include my confessions since those have been written for quite some time already. I am really enjoying the Summer Nights series and I hope you are too. The series will not be ending at #10 and will probably go up to #15. I only wrote up to #10 so I will have to start writing the following 5 chapters.

Today I should be able to do some posts so Stay Tuned!

Confession: Summer Nights IX - Outta Control

2008-06-23T15:15:00.001-04:00

Hey everyone! Here is a brand new chapter to add to the Summer Nights series. I hope you are all enjoying it! Due to popular demand and the fact that there is a whole lot more story to tell, I will be extending the Summer Nights series to an as yet undetermined number. Until then, enjoy this scorching hot confession!

Leaning over me from the side of the bed was Hunter and between my splayed legs I discovered Steve. His hand was wrapped around the enormous girth of the base of his cock. The head was barely inside of me and there were several inches beyond the grip of his hand. He slowly slid an inch or so inside of me. I remembered from before how big his cock was and I wanted him deep inside of me. Hunter put the bottle of poppers under my nose again and I breathed in the vapors. When the rush returned I pulled on Steve's legs encouraging him to feed me some more.

Slowly, inch by inch, Steve slid his bone further inside of me. He slowly and deliberately slid deep into my being. He penetrated me, causing incredible sensations. I felt possessed. I felt impaled. I felt alive. Hunter fed me more poppers. Steve started sliding his cock out of me and back inside. We started getting a rhythm. I felt incredibly full but it felt good. Hunter crawled up on the bed with us. Climbing over me, facing Steve, he held my legs up while his buddy slowly fed me what I'd been born to take. Hunter's butt was close to my face. We developed the rhythm further, the three of us working together like a well oiled machine.

Steve said that I was so fucking tight even with Hunter's cum still inside of me but that it felt too fucking good. He picked up the pace and pumped his cock in and out of my over-stretched hole. Hunter told him to slow down and not get done so fast. He then took my cock in his hand. He stroked me while he slowly pushed his cock in and out of me. Hunter gave me another whiff of poppers. It felt so awesome having him jerk me off while he fucked me. I yelled at him to give me some more. Steve smiled and started pummeling me again. I saw fucking stars and my toes curled. I moaned loudly. The sensation was incredible. I'd never felt fuller in my life. It was almost overwhelming. I wanted all of him. I wanted to feel him fill me with cock until I felt it in my throat. Steve picked up on it and his meat deeper inside of me. I shuddered as I felt his balls caress my ass. I grabbed his ass and pulled him tightly against me. I held him deep inside of me like that while he wrenched his boner around in my butt.
I took another hit of poppers and begged him to fuck me again. Steve complied. slowly at first he retreated and pumped back inside. Taking longer and longer strokes he dragged my guts out with his down strokes and rearranged them on the upstroke. The sensations I felt all over my body were incredible as I was his wide open whore. Still holding my legs, Hunter periodically reached back and fed me some poppers. Enjoying the ride more than any man had the right to, I pulled his hairy butt down onto my face. Biting and licking my way, I found his pucker which I feasted on like a starved man.

I totally lost all track of time. All of my senses were sated. The millions of nerve endings in the walls of my man cunt were singing. Added to that, my prostate was being worked over big time forcing dick honey out of me into the palm wrapped around my rock hard prick. While Steve fucked me for all I was worth, I was being jerked off in rhythm to his plunges. The pleasure I felt in my cock was tempered by the pressure in my hole, so I wasn't in any danger of cumming any too soon. Still and all I knew that I wasn't going to be able to last nearly as long as I thought.

Taking another hit of poppers, I decided to let nature take it's course. I completely surrendered to the men who'd so masterfully taken control of me. When he'd picked up the fuck pace to what I can only describe as balls-to-the-wall I felt a cool drizzle of lube being poured on my hard cock. Suddenly the stroking of my cock took on a whole new dimension and I knew I was going to spew soon. Less than what was probably a couple of minutes later my entire body shuddered with the beginnings of a massive orgasm. My legs started shaking, my balls snapped tight against my shaft and I couldn't help but yell. "I'M FUCKING GONNA CUM!"

Hunter warned Steve that I was very close. I cried out that it felt so fucking good and that I can't stop it now. Preparing to fire, my butt clamped down hard on the prick pistoning in and out of me at breakneck speed. Steve gasped that I was even tighter and I screamed as I snapped. Volley after volley of spooge spewed out of me and onto Hunter's chest and belly. My entire hole undulated around the rutting rod filling me so completely. I think that's what did it for Steve. No sooner had I just about finished firing than he stiffened and stuck me good and deep. Frozen into position, his cock swelled before I felt the heat of his first spurts.

He yelled out as I felt several strong spurts of cum flood my entrails before he stopped. When it was all over he was in a trance. Every few seconds his hips would jam his cock as deep as it would go. Finally, when he cooled off enough to regain his senses, he gently pulled his meat out of me. Hunter rolled off to my right and Steve collapsed on his side to my left, with his left arm draped over my heaving chest. "Infuckingcredible" was all he kept saying between labored breaths. Completely fucked out, I just lay there in disbelief. Never in my life had I dreamed about taking as much cock as I just did and there I was, freshly and brutally just fucked. And I felt great! When things cooled down considerably it was me who took control of the situation.

I told them to come clean that they had once again planned this whole scenario. They laughed. It seems that they were both supposed to do it together, but since Steve got called away, Hunter jumped the gun and fucked me first. As he spoke, Steve's long and thick fingers played with my gaping hole and I moaned. He then kissed me long and deep. He continued that he immediately got a call back saying that he didn't need to go so he came back home. Then he heard us having sex and that we were too fucking hot for each other for him to get involved. However, the sound of our romp in the sack was just too fucking tempting for him not to watch.

Hunter then said that he realized Steve was at the door watching, jerking himself off like a pervert as he came inside of me. Feigning innocence, Steve said he just couldn't help himself. Hunter said that since I hadn't cum yet and I probably still wanted dick, Steve would be the best option. He said my hole was screaming for more action and he just didn't have the stuff to give me. Steve was there all hot and hard so he figured that I just might want to be fucked my him too.

Well, he got that right for sure. I told them that I really enjoy getting fucked by Steve. He then asked if I enjoyed it enough to get some more. I told them that I could do it over and ovr again. Hunter laughed, saying what a cock whore I was, while he was fingering my butt. Steve hugged me closed. A minute later, I had Hunter pushing a new hard on up against my butt. It sure got me going. Steve caught on real quick and started kissing me. I had Hunter's entire 8 inches of hard cock stuffed up my ass. It felt too damned good. Moving onto my stomach, I gave into his moves. My whorish butt was a wide open, cum filled fuck tunnel that the man mastered like a champ. There's something about giving your ass to a man who's laying across your back that makes you glad to be a man. I had become such a whore.

If our first fuck was gentle and loving in a way, this second fuck between Hunter and I was all about him. He fucked hard and deep and way out of control. It's a good thing I'd been done earlier because his 8 inches had become a weapon. For several minutes he dicked me into the mattress. Treating me like the whore that I am, he helped me discover more about the intense pleasures of buttfucking. With his arms wrapped around me he pinned me down and showed me just how powerful a man in heat can be. Almost without missing a stroke, he grabbed a pillow from the headboard, pulled me up, and planted it under the middle of me. Immediately we moved onto a new plan of penetration.

Laying there, pushing my ass up to him for even deeper penetration, I know my hole became loose and sloppy. His hips immediately went into auto pilot and I froze in position, paralyzed with the pleasure I felt while he rutted around in the pleasure pit that had become my ass. It was the best of fucks. His 8 fat inches filled me up but wasn't so huge that it hurt. All I could do was lay with my arms outstretched, holding my breath. With my mouth gaping and tongue extended I drooled while involuntary moans emanated from deep inside of me. The sensation was just too fucking intense to do anything else. Over the course of the next few minutes I learned just how fit Huner was. Like a man running a marathon he fucked with such determination and intent while biting the fuck out of the back of my neck. It was as if my neck was a remote control for making my butt buck.

"FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" was all I could say. I was delirious. He warned me that he was about to lose it. I could no longer feel his balls slapping against my own. I told him to give me his cum. I wanted to feel him fill me with another load of hot ball batter. That's all it took. Three or four deep plunges later he jabbed his jizz bone deep and hosed me full of his cum. For the third time in about 45 minutes I took a man's load of spunk. A real man's load. A fucking Stud's load. And it was such a fucking turn on to do so.

Hunter just couldn't get enough ass. Even though his cock becomes super sensitive after he cums he just couldn't give it up. He lay on my back for several minutes with my white hot guts wrapped around his softening sword. Only Steve brought him out of it. When he yelled out how fucking hot that was. You could see the lust in his eyes. Hunter just lay there, kissing the back of my neck softly. My butt tightened at the sensation. I rolled my butt back and forth, feeling his near hardness. I told Steve how bad I wanted more.

Steve fingered around my stuffed hole, telling me he was about to give me more. He continued running his hands all over us while Hunter's cock was still in my ass. After a back and forth, Hunter asked me if I was ready for more, to which I eagerly replied, "hell yeah!" He slowly withdrew from my butt and rolled off to the side. Right away Steve moved into position. My gaping asslips kissed his cock. Hunter stuck a bottle of poppers under my nose and I took a deep whiff of vapors. When the rush hit, I wanted to fuck like no tomorrow. Pushing my hole onto Steve's pole I let him know I was ready. With slow and sure determination he filled me with his cock.

Inside of a minute or so we were in a fast fuck. Plunging right up into my rectum, he easily slid in and out. He just gave me pure unspeakable pleasure by doing me deep and hard. I was grinding 7 throbbing inches into the pillow below me. After several minutes of working me hard, he spun me around on my back. The pillow under my butt created a new angle to our fuck. Like an untamed15 year old fucking for the first time he sawed into me with deep and primitive jabs. Like the experienced man that he was though, he fucked for several minutes without cumming. Finally he showed signs of impending orgasm.

I reached for my cock and started stroking it. It was slick with precum. Hunter batted my hand away and swooped down on my cock with his mouth. What a fucking sensation that was! Filled to beyond my wildest dreams with cock while one of the city's best cocksuckers made magic on my cock! It was only a couple of minutes later that Steve rocketed off in my hole. When he heard his buddy giving it up, Hunter rammed my bone down his throat and brought me off. I spewed my spunk down while the swallowing motion of his throat muscles caressed my sensitive shaft.

The moment I came I was all over the fuck scene. At that very moment I couldn't care less about taking dick from either of those Studs. Steve got the message when I pushed against his waist and he slowly withdrew his fuck stick. Once empty I lay there while four loads of jizz oozed from my gaping hole. Laying on his back, Hunter pulled me to him, his arm wrapped around me. With my head laying on his furry chest, half of my body lay on his side. I wrapped my left leg over his and my arm lay draped across his torso. He kissed me on the top of my head and asked if I was ok. I told him that I was simply just too fucked out. I then felt Steve hop back in bed on my left and he wrapped his body around my backside. Just like that, the three of us fell sound asleep.

When I awoke in the morning, I had no idea what time it was. Hunter was fast asleep on my right and the bed was empty on my left. The inviting smell of coffee being brewed enveloped my nostrils. Creeping out of the sack, I searched for something to put on. I found my briefs strewn on the floor and reached for them. Slipping them on I discovered a rather large stiff spot on the front where my precum had dried. It felt rough against my piss hard on. After relieving myself I found Steve in the kitchen with only a pair of shorts on. His hair was wet from the shower and he was squeezing fresh orange juice.

He said good morning and we sat down to have breakfast. He was a great host and had cooked a lof of food. When we finished eating, he asked me if I was ok with everything and I told him that of course I was, rubbing his arm in a friendly way. He smiled and hugged me close to him with one arm. His body felt warm against mine. I started to get hard at his touch. I hugged him back too. He rocked us back and forth slightly. My cock was rapidly reaching full hard on stage. I reached down, wrapping my hand around his manhood. It was half hard. I told him that we weren't done just yet. He said he was very happy to hear that. We stood there in each other's arms for a minute or so. It felt so good. Too good. I knew that the action was going to pick up where we left off the night before and I was nowhere near ready for it. I knew I needed to clean up.

I asked him where I could go clean up and he led me to the bathroom where he laid out some basic things for me. He wrapped his hand around my bulging boner and squeezed. He told me to get ready so that he could take care of that for me. He then left. I did my morning routine and hopped in the shower for a well deserved soaking. Languishing under the hot water I rinsed myself inside and out, preparing for the day. My briefs were gone from the bathroom when I stepped out of the shower so I wrapped my towel around me and returned to the kitchen. Hunter was up and he they were sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of coffee. He stood and greeted me with a hug and a long kiss.

Steve told him how hard I was earlier. Hunter ripped the towel from my waist. I then replied that it sure seemed to me like they wanted to keep me as naked as possible. They laughed. Steve grabbed the towel from Hunter and handed it back to me. We then all sat down to talk about random shit. A few minutes later, Steve told me to follow him so he could get me some shorts. I followed him back to their bedroom while Hunter hopped in the shower. That Sunday morning started out lazily enough. We sat around drinking coffee, orange juice and eating a little breakfast while I got to know those two Studs a little better.

After breakfast the action heated up again. In no time I was flat on my back, Hunter had his cock firmly up my ass while I tried to swallow as much of Steve's as I could. After Hunter had slicked my man cunt with a load of cum, Steve took his seat in my butt. He fucked me on my back for a while before spinning me around onto all fours to finish me off. After he'd blown his load up my backside, he moved us into a position with him on his back and I sitting on the full length of his still hard dick. Steve nuzzled up behind me and worked my neck and tits while Hunter slowly stroked my cock. With my hole undulating around Steve's cock, they worked in unison to bring me off to an orgasm that exploded all over us.

Thoroughly fucked out, I collapsed on the bed where the three of us took a nap. I have no idea how long I was asleep. I just know that I was awakened by someone's dick working it's way inside of me. Steve was up and ready and was determined he was going to have me. I protested some out of fatigue, but he didn't stop his advance. He slid the entire length of him inside of me. Hunter got a lip lock on me and explored my mouth with his tongue while his boyfriend mined my butt depths. The action got hot and heavy real quick.

All of the sudden, in a flash I was laying on top of Hunter while Steve took me from behind. Being the meat in their sandwich was an awesome feeling. Every time Steve pounded his cock into me Hunter's and mine ground together. In no time we had raging boners and were wrapped in a heavy duty embrace. Steve worked me over like a jackhammer before diving deep one last time before he hosed my hole with yet another load of grade A cum. Once he'd got his nut, he withdrew and collapsed on the bed next to us. Wasting no time, Hunter took control of the situation. Flipping me on my back, he placed a pillow under my ass and lifted my legs in the air. Kissing my legs from my feet to the back side of my knees he slid his hardness into me and started what was the slowest and gentlest fuck of my life.

Over the next several minutes he pleasured my hole with his 8 inches in the most obscene ways. I was full on hard the entire time. Scared to death that I'd cum before him, I batted his hand away from my cock. Hovered above my belly, my cock jerked with the rapid beats of my heart. Moving slowly and deeply from side to side, Hunter scraped every square inch and every raw nerve of my entire fuck tunnel. By the time his balls had snapped tight against his shaft, we had the most awesome fuck motion going. Knowing he was close to giving it up, he wrapped a hand coated with the juices of our fuck around my tortured cock.

All I could do was lay there and revel in the awesome sensations of his moves. Like a master musician he played me like a fine violin all the while plunging his prick deeper and deeper inside of me. As if it was orchestrated, our orgasms happened violently and in unison. The rockets of spunk I spewed across my belly and chest were replenished by those he bathed my bowels with. What a fucking cum! For the first several minutes I lay fabulously fucked with my legs in the air and that man's cock softening inside of me. Finally sliding his spent soldier out of me, he pulled me into his arms where we lay locked together. I felt Steve nudge closer to us and throw his arm over Hunter and the three of us lay there once more, recovering from everything we just did.

That was some fucking two days! And it was the first of several sessions that we all spent together. Sadly, we all had to retreat back to our regular lives. They knew I had a girlfriend to get back to so I left later that evening so that I wouldn't arouse any supsicions. When I returned to my apartment, Dan was there. He asked me where I had been that entire time. Not even all the fucking I just went through could keep me from noticing my sexy roommate sitting there on the couch, where only a pair of shorts and obviously commando. He said my name again and I came out of my have. I just smiled and said, "No where special."

Confession: Summer Nights VIII - In the Heat of the Night

2008-06-20T13:45:00.001-04:00

Hey y'all! Welcome back to my Summer Nights! This installment is brutally hot. It involves two different intertwining stories but I promise it will all eventually make sense. The story starts with a quick little flashback to a month before the Summer Nights saga began, then jumps right back into the Summer Nights storyline. Enjoy!

ONE MONTH EARLIER

My original roommate Alex announced to me that his job was transferring him to Boston and that he would be leaving within a week! I was so upset. He and I had become such good friends and were so close. He told me he was so sorry but that his job needed him to go but that it would only be for six months. He then said that he did have someone else that would be moving in to assist in paying the rent, his hottie cousin Dan. That week went by too quickly for me. Alex had packed all his things and was ready to go. We said our goodbyes and he promised that he would visit and offered for me to go visit him in Dallas once he gets settled. I was happy with that. Just like that, he was gone.

The following morning my buzzer went off. I asked who it was and I heard a guy say, "Dan." I remembered Dan was stopping by today with a few things. Dan had visited us before so he knew what the place looked like. I was naked so I quickly got dressed and let him in. I showed Dan to Alex's old room and gave him his set of keys. As Dan looked around the room a final time, I noticed he was several inches shorter than me. I always liked that. I stared at the T-shirt he was wearing. He had a gorgeous body. It seemed a size too small, and barely reached down to his jeans, giving me a peak at his treasure trail now and then. He had tight asscheeks. He turned around quickly and I brought my eyes up to meet his. I was worried that he'd caught me staring at his tight ass. He smiled but he just told me he would be back later that day with the rest of his stuff and would live there as of today. He was so hot that I didn't mind one bit!

Dan turned out to be a cool guy. He was single and funny as hell. He was younger than me at 23 but it didn't matter to me at all. We got along great and it was almost like having Alex around again. He was just as uninhibited as he was and had no problem hanging out in his underwear or nude now and then, to my delight.

BACK TO THE THEN PRESENT

I didn't know how Dan would act after I ran into him outside the adult video store. That night at home, I was nervous about what might happen between us or if his view of me as a person would change. He still wasn't home when I arrived at it was already almost 1 in the morning. I decided to just get some sleep. I woke up around 3 in the morning because I heard some noises from the living room. I got up and stumbled out the door. From the hallway, I could see Dan's feet lying off the end of the couch. He was watching TV, a couple Miller cans beside him on the rug. Was he asleep? Was he fully clothed? I went out to the living room and saw Dan staring blank-faced at the TV. Man, there were more than two beer cans...six, I think. He was drinking hard. I nudged him on the shoulder and called out his name.

Without warning, Dan reached out and circled his arms around the back of my knees, toppling me to the floor. (It wasn't hard because I wasn't fully awake.) In an instant he was on top of me. What was going on?! I yelled at him asking what the fuck he was doing. I was kind of mad, but though half asleep, I couldn't help but notice how good it felt to have him on top of me. In about five seconds flat he had me pinned on my stomach, and was sitting on my ass holding my right arm tightly behind my back, which kind of hurt. And he was shorter and definitely lighter than me! But then he loosened his grip and let me turn over. I glanced at his shorts and could swear I saw them twitch. My own dick stirred, half-hard again. Dan was sitting on my thighs, and if he'd looked down, would have seen the bulge in my shorts.

I took a deep breath to try to un-bone. I was hoping he didn't look down. I looked up at his face. He was just grinning at me, a smirky, fuck-you-you-wuss kind of look. It turned me on even more. I struggled to get out from under him before he would notice. Luckily he didn't resist me, and I managed to roll away from him. He sat back down on the sofa and I asked him why he did that. He simply responded with a cocky grin that he needed to practice. I was like ok but for what? He said wrestling practice and laughed. It seems that he was on his high school team and likes to keep in shape now and then. I thought that was cool.

Dan crashed back on the couch. He was seriously brewed out. I was surprised how aggressive he became after a few beers. His behavior would probably have pissed most guys off, but it just turned me on. But was it really just for wrestling practice? I'm an in shape guy so I would pose some challenge but I wasn't sure. Whatever the case, I thought to myself, you can wrestle me anytime you want, Dan. Back in bed, I kept thinking about what had happened. Could he be a closet case? No way, my logical mind chimed back. So, what was going on?

In the morning, I found Dan in the kitchen eating breakfast in his jockeys. He apologized for what happened last night because he was way wasted. I told him that it was no problem and joked that it'll keep me on my toes." This guy was pretty decent. He could drink a few beers and pin me down, but he could also apologize. After we had breakfast and chatted, I called Lisa and we ended up hanging out most of the day. We were out together until pretty late. When I was finally alone at home, I got a call from Hunter. He and Steve were in the mood for some fun and asked me to come over. As horny as I still was, I quickly took him up on the offer.

I arrived at their apartment within an hour and they both greeted me. We had some drinks and some general chi-chat. Within minutes Steve got a call from his office and needed to run in to take care of some things, leaving Hunter and I to ourselves. Before I knew it, I was in Hunter's arms again. We stood in the living Room staring into each other's eyes. Holding my head in his hands, his full lips closed over mine. Ever so slowly, his tongue moved past my lips. Tenderly, but with the determination of a man, he penetrated my mouth and possessed me. The scent of his cologne filled my nostrils and went straight to that joy button deep inside of me where it exploded at the speed of light throughout my body. Reaching up, my tee shirt pulled out of the waistband of my jeans. Grinding my hardness against him, I could feel wetness surrounding his cockhead.

The action intensified as we ground our maleness against one another. With his knees, Hunter kicked my legs apart and moved in between them. To keep from falling backward, I tightened my arms around his neck. While his mouth moved from mine to my ears to my neck he reached down and grabbed my butt, pulling me upward. As my feet left the floor the inside of my thighs slid along the outside of his. With tremendous strength he pulled me upward until my legs were wrapped around his waist. I was completely lost in his arms. He was holding my entire weight in them. I desperately wanted to feel his dick inside of me and he knew it. Staring me in the eyes, he ground his prick against me.

I pulled my legs further up. God, he was so fucking strong! Despite the fact that he was supporting my entire weight he didn't show a hint of tiring. Lost in the gaze of those big brown eyes, I just wanted to give myself to him completely. Giving my abs a heavy workout I pulled my legs up as far as they'd go and ground my butt against his throbbing tube. With an additional show of strength, Hunter moved me up and down against his hardness. Despite the fact that there were two layers of denim and two layers of cotton briefs between us I could feel the length of him nestled against the tender flesh of my distended pucker.

The pace was set for the night. It was to be a balls-to-the-wall fuck fest and we both knew it. Both of us were in tip top physical condition. Both of us were in a sexual heat that could only be cooled by intense man to man action. Both of us had tremendous stamina. One of us had the potential to out fuck the other. It just wasn't clear which one of us it was. With my legs wrapped around him and my hole dancing on his boner, he walked us into his room. Laying me down on the bed on my back he slowly and deliberately undressed me. Once done, he stepped back and appraised his prized possession. Flaring nostrils belied his approval.

He told me what a hot stud I was and my cock leaped and my hole gaped at his approval. I felt incredibly sexy and desired. Never breaking eye contact, I scooted up on the bed and lay my head on the pillows leaning against the headboard. Without saying a word, I communicated my need for him through my eyes. Responding to those needs, he slowly stripped. My pulse quickened when he removed his tee shirt. Dark hair swirled over his hard pecs, hugged his tight belly and, in a wide band, disappeared into the waistband of his jeans.

After kicking off his boots, he unbuttoned the fly of his jeans. Pulling them down over his hips he quickly stepped out of them. My cock surged at the sight before me. Naked, except for the bright white cotton briefs that barely encased his manhood, he was a fucking vision. I say barely encased because the heaviness of it was pulling the waistband away from the man's body. His briefs were soaked with his own natural lube making the dark column of flesh underneath very visible. It seamed that it had a life of it's own as well. I swear I saw it throbbing to his heartbeat. In a flash he shucked his briefs and stood naked before me. Fully eight inches of man meat pointed directly at me.

Hunter crawled on all fours to me and I opened my arms and welcomed him. I'll never forget that naked embrace between us. In a lip lock, our arms pulled one another close. His hairy chest against my smooth one. The soft pelt covering a hard belly rubbing against my ripped abs. The sensitive inner flesh of my thighs rubbing against the hair covered flesh of his own. And the heat of our engorged cocks pulsating against one another, all the while the male lube flowing freely.

In a fevered pitch of passion, he took control of the entire scene. Making it seemingly all about me, the man worked me over something fierce. Like a master lover he was everywhere on me at once. He knew my hot buttons and damn did he ever push them! Licking and sucking on my neck he discovered just how hard I could tear at his hard and ass. Nipping and biting my tits he discovered the direct connection between them and my hot hole. Rubbing, caressing and stroking my cock he discovered how he could have anything he wanted. Humping and grinding his cock against mine he discovered how easy it was to get my legs up. Engulfing my entire hardness in his mouth, he probed inside of me until he found my joy button with his middle finger. It was then he discovered just how badly I needed him inside of me. In a matter of minutes he finger fucked my hole into a gaping gash grasping at his digits.

Maneuvering me on my back he gently lifted my legs and pushed them to my chest, further exposing my horny hole. All the while he was gently sliding his fingers inside of me, he slowly kissed and licked down my legs. Stopping to suck on the tender flesh of the back of each knee, he slid another finger in along side the first. Nipping at the backs of my thighs he gradually got closer and closer to my butt until he fed me the full length and width of his digits. By the time his tongue had swirled around my butt cheeks toward his intended target, my hole was sucking on three fingers. Gently prodding, Hunter opened my hole until he was able to tongue my ass lips. Holding my legs tightly against my chest, I surrendered my entire being to the man.

Over the next several minutes, with patience and insistence, he proceeded to open my pucker. What started as gentle tonguing and sucking evolved into a heady butt feast where I was pushing my most sensitive flesh down onto his sucking, nipping and probing action. I don't have any idea how long the action lasted but there came a point to where I screamed to be filled. In no time, Hunter moved into position and obliged. Almost imperceptibly he lubricated my hole for the imminent fuck that was to follow. No sooner had he squirted the cool gel inside of me, than his cock was pushing my ass lips aside and sliding past my sphincter. Without even a hint of pain, he filled me with 8 inches of hot cock. Raking his hardness across my joy button he took me for his own.

What followed was a mind blowing fuck. Clearly, the man was born to fuck. Never pulling out of me, he maneuvered me like a rag doll into a variety of positions while he slowly and deeply dicked me. On my back, he pumped slowly and stared into my eyes. On my side he penetrated even further while working my dick with his strong hands. On top of him he pushed and pulled me onto his bone. In that position I pulled my legs up and squatted over him, giving him a clear shot up my ass which he took until my legs cramped. On all fours he fucked me hard like the whore that I am while his balls slammed against mine.

Goddamn, but there's nothing like the feel of a man's balls bashing against your own while he's deep dicking you! When I exhausted of that, he pushed me down onto my stomach. There he proceeded to do me deep and hard while tearing at the back of my neck with his teeth. That neck action caused me to thrash and buck my ass back at him so hard he had to hold on like a rodeo rider. Moving high and inside, his dick and my butt fast became the best of friends. Hunter had me so far into a sexual frenzy that I was out of control. Odd but contented sounds emanated from deep within me. Animal-like lust overtook me. When he finally moved me onto my back again, the position that I like the best, I could see just how hard he'd worked out. Covered in sweat and winded, the man was still ready for more.

Over the nextseveral minutes he fucked us both closer and closer to cumming. We were on the final stretch and it was obvious the finish was going to be close. Which one of us was going to give it up first was a toss up, but it was clear that the grand finale was near. In a blur, his hips went into overdrive. With tremendous strength he sprinted to the finish line, feeding me 8 hard inches of man meat so hard he was knocking the wind out of me. It felt so fucking good, but that alone was enough to stay my imminent spew. Like a man possessed, Hunter pummeled my hole hard and deep until he gave it up. His mouth was gaping open, his chest was heaving, his eyes were closed and he started shaking all over.

He cried out that he could not wait anymore. I encouraged him to give it to me and fill me with his cum. A few more pumps is all it took when he buried his bone to the balls, froze and gripped tightly to my waist while he planted his seed deep within me. His breath came hard and heavy, his eyes rolled back in his head and he involuntarily humped deeper and deeper into me as he pumped me full of grade A cum. I ground my ass against him, content in the knowledge that he'd made me his. Over the next few minutes while he cooled down I reveled in the warmth his cum spread through the depths of my butt. When he finally came out of the post orgasmic fog, he was just as attentive to my needs as he had been earlier. With his still hard dick he fucked me closer and closer to getting off.

He told me to lie there and take this cock, to just lay back, close my eyes and he will fuck me off. I pleaded with him to make me cum. He wrapped his hand around my dick as he forced his cock in and out of me. I told him how badly I needed his big fucking cock inside of me. He slowly pulled his nearly hard cock out of me, kissed me and told me to keep my legs up and eyes closed. I did what he told me. My hole gaped open and his juicesflowed freely from it. I heard him stirring at the side of the bed, then felt him move back onto it.

Moving back in between my legs, he kissed me once again. He asked me if i was ready and I said fuck yeah! He said to just keep my eyes closed. I felt a pushing against my hole. It was hard and insistent. Suddenly the vapors of poppers invaded my nostrils. I felt a huge blunt object knocking at my back door. Knowing Hunter knew what he was doing, I inhaled the vapors. When the poppers rush started I pushed down hard and felt the fat knob push between my asslips and into my depths. It was fucking fat! Despite the fact that I'd been fucked loose and sloppy, it hurt going in. Expecting the coolness of a dildo I was surprised to feel the flesh like warmth. It confused me. I opened my eyes and was delighted to see the scene before me.

Congratulations Jamie Lynn!

2008-06-19T15:15:00.000-04:00

Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann with her Aunt Britney by her side. I wish JL the best and I know she will succeed. She isn't the first teenage mother and she needs support. Congratulations!

Male Hottie of the Day

2008-06-19T11:35:00.000-04:00

I just had to resurrect this post for this aboslutely gorgeous pics that I found today. That are new David Beckham ads for Emporio Armani. I have no words...

Confession: Summer Nights VII - The Peep Show

2008-06-18T12:00:00.004-04:00

What's up guys! (I'm hoping something will be up soon!) Here is a brand new installment to the "Summer Nights" saga. This confession contines along the timeline of the past installments and takes place 3 days after the events in "M to the 3rd Power". This one is a stand-alone story that bridges together the last installments with the final three. It's a different setting and change of pace from the others but I'm sure you'll enjoy it nonetheless.

It had been a few days since Andy's departure. Dave was busy with work. Hunter and Steve were also pretty busy. So as you can imagine, I was horny as hell. I wanted to try something different so I decided to visit an adult video store for the first time. So living in New York City, it should be no surprise that I found one pretty quickly! I chose one near Port Authority on 6th Avenue that I had walking past several times. I had walked by it several times but I never had the guts to actually go inside, until now.

One evening after I cut out of the office, I decided I would look for some sexy fun. I entered the store and went to the counter to purchase a card for the "peep show" they called it. My timing had me standing in line behind another guy in shorts who was doing the same thing. He paid cash, got his card, and was off to have some fun. I bought mine and did the same. I found the place to be pretty dark. I didn't see anyone around but I did see a sign saying only one person to a booth and I just assumed they enforced it.

I found a booth I liked and went in. I had noticed small holes that I figured were for you to peek into the booth next door and catch a glimpse of what your neighbor might be up to. I dropped my pants and underwear showing my cock and balls off to the video screen. Instantly I started getting hard before I even touched myself. I started looking for just the right scene to get me off. I was looking for some hot guy on guy sex, lesbian action, or some group sex.

I was in the booth all but about two or three minutes and had settled on a scene of two guys just getting into some stripping together. So as I'm settling on this guy on guy strip scene, I hear a very soft "Psst!" seeming to come from the bottom front of the booth just below the screen. I thought I was imagining it, until I heard it again...and then again. I thought, this guy wants me for something and this got me pretty excited. Well, turns out he was most insistent. I don't know if he could see me stripped down in there or was just taking a chance that I might be interested in something, but he kept at it until he got to the door and softly knocked a few times.

Without even getting my pants back on, with my cock at fully hard, I opened the door to reveal a smiling and not too bad looking guy who opens it wide enough to slip in. He turns and locks the door and then seats himself next to me. I oblige him by sliding over a bit and before anything else could happen, he begins lowering his face to my cock. No introduction, no "Hi my name is...", just a nice warm wet mouth starting to envelop my very hard shaft!

I realize that exactly what I had hoped would happen is happening. And this guy is GOOD! He really knows how to suck a cock! As his lips slide down my shaft I feel the warmth and wetness of his mouth sucking me in ever so gently deeper and deeper. He doesn't use his tongue, but he bobs up and down on my shaft at the perfect pace and I feel my cock stiffen proudly even harder than before at his expert technique.

My hands are now out of his way, my right hand draped across his back and my left just lying out of the way at my side. I close my eyes as I see the scene on the video screen getting closer to mirroring exactly what is happening in this tiny little booth. With each stroke of his mouth I feel better and better. The excitement of sitting there naked from the waist down, my cock standing proudly welcoming the ministrations of this complete stranger was too exciting for words! I couldn't help but moan softly, stroke his back with my hand, and tell him how good it felt to have him sucking my dick.

The wetness of his mouth was perfect. He focused himself on sucking my cock. It seemed nothing mattered as much as him getting the cum from my balls into his sexy mouth. He lifted his head slightly and leaned in towards me. "Nice cock" he whispered as he took a quick break from the action.

"Thank you. You make it feel so good" I replied. A sense of intimacy between us grew and I leaned forward towards him. I was almost ready to kiss him, to taste the sexiness of my cock and pre-cum on his lips and in his mouth, but he went right back to sucking.

"You're going to make me cum", I warned, as he kept the perfect pace on me.

Lifting his head he said "No, not yet", apparently wanting to make it last. But even with his mouth off my cock, it was too late. The time he had spent going down on me was too good and I felt my eruption coming. I bounced my ass just slightly up and down off the seat as I felt the cum squirt from my cock. "Its too late. I'm cumming!" I tried to whisper to him and instantly he lowered his head to catch the hot liquid in his mouth.

With that I came even harder! His timing was incredible! He knew just how to suck a cock to give a man ultimate pleasure! I continued to pump my cum and kept my hips moving up to meet his sweet mouth as I emptied myself into him. I filled his mouth with huge load of cum and he kept gently sucking up and down to milk from me every drop he could.

My hand continued stroking his back as I tried to recover from the intensity of my orgasm. The whole thing was so sexy, so erotic; being half naked in a public place, watching a video of two great looking guys about to enjoy each other, letting a perfect stranger in to not just see my cock, but to sit next to me fully dressed and suck me off! I didn't know when I'd get to do it again, if ever, but I was soaking in every moment and enjoying every sensation.

He asked my name, "Jay", I responded.

"Are you married?", he asked. While I thought it odd to ask, "No, but I have a girlfriend," I replied. "But she doesn't suck cock like you do!" I said, letting him know how much I appreciated what he just did. He put his hand around my cock, stroking my now softening member gently, encouraging me to stay longer now. After just a couple of minutes of very small small talk, my cock was ready for more. I really knew I wouldn't mind feeling his mouth on me again. I also wondered what
else he would be willing to do. He hadn't paid too much attention to my balls, let
alone my ass. Also, he had only used his mouth most of the time. Could his tongue, his fingers, his own cock be next? I just had to find out what he had in mind.

Patrick, as he had told me his name was, asked me to stand. I stood and he knelt in front of me and began to suck me off. The angle was incredible! My now once again rock hard cock standing at its full length told him how much I was enjoying the blowjob.

"Oh Fuck", I repeated. I thrust my hips gently towards him to start fucking his face. I let him lead, but I couldn't help but offer the suggestion. His hands, which had made there way around to hold and caress my ass moved off to let me set the pace and set it I did! I began thrusting towards him and back trying to get my cock fully into his face with each movement. He let me fuck him over and over, once again knowing just how to hold my cock in his mouth as I did.

"Lick my balls", I finally prompted him and I moved my hand to stroke my cock as I felt his tongue slide down my shaft and to my balls. It was so incredible! So fucking good! He didn't linger long, however. My new friend Patrick seemed to love a big hard cock thrusting into his mouth and soon we returned to our previous rhythm. That was it, it was too good to not fully enjoy, and I became intent on letting my cock have its way. I warned him I was going to cum again and slowed my pace to let him do what his very talented mouth does so well, bring my cock to orgasm in his mouth.

I moaned and found myself shaking just slightly as my orgasm crept up on me. It got stronger faster as I could feel my cum rising from my balls to my cock. Another huge load volleyed into his mouth and he kept a strong suction on me this time to get all of it. I let Patrick do what he wanted, licking me as he wanted, touching me as he
wanted. If I could have, I would have done ANYTHING for this man at this time. He eventually and reluctantly removed himself from my cock, giving it one last long lick from my balls to the head, swirling his tongue around the crown to be sure he got everything, then sat down on the bench as I raised my pants and underwear.

"You do have a great cock, Jay!" he complimented me.

"Thanks, Patrick. You sure know how to suck a cock", I replied. "How about we go back to your place?"

Before he could answer, my phone rang and it was Lisa. I answered and I unforutunately could not continue. He was disappointed as I was and he insisted on giving me his number. AFter we said goodbye, I walked out of the booth and left the store. As I did that, I bumped into my then roommate Dan. I was startled and I think he was too and we bothe noticed that. We both made up some BS excuses for being in the area. I told him I would see him at home later and then we both went our seperate ways.

I did call Patrick that night, but either I screwed up when I dialed it on my phone, or it was bogus, and all I got was a wrong number recording. I didn't get to see him again, but I will never forget him or the incredible double blow job he gave me.

The Bi Chart: Top 15 Songs

2008-06-17T16:10:00.000-04:00

This week is pretty stagnant as the Pussycat Dolls extend their stay at #1 with their hit "When I Grow Up". Everyone else holds the same until #10 where the first debut is "Bye Bye" by Mariah Carey followed by Jordin Sparks' "One Step at a Time." I now love both songs and they should move up the charts quickly. Thanks to that, everyone else moves down one spot and we say bye bye to David Cook and "4 Minutes."

1. "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls (3 Weeks at #1)
2. "Disturbia" by Rihanna
3. "Bossy" by Lindsay Lohan
4. "Energy" by Keri Hilson
5. "If I Never See Your Face Again" by Maroon 5 Featuring Rihanna
6. "Labels or Love" by Fergie
7. "Side Effects" by Mariah Carey Featuring Young Jeezy
8. "Better in Time" by Leona Lewis
9. "Damaged" by Danity Kane
10. "Bye Bye" by Mariah Carey
11. "One Step at a Time" by Jordin Sparks
12. "Radar" by Britney Spears
13. "Give It 2 Me" by Madonna
14. "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield
15. "Forever" by Chris Brown

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-17T12:01:00.002-04:00

Hey everyone! I'm so sorry for the slow down this week so far. I was out yesterday and have come back to work today swamped with work! I hope to resume normal posting throughout today and even moreso tomorrow. Until then, enjoy the confessions I have posted so far and prepare yourselves for the upcoming installments!

Confession: Summer Nights VI - M to the 3rd Power

2008-06-13T12:00:00.000-04:00

This confession continues the chain of events set forth in Parts III-V and even some surprises from Parts I and II. It picks up almost immediately after the end of Part V and gets even hotter with my further descent into whoredom. If you haven't guessed from the title, keep reading and you'll find out how hot it gets!

Later that night, I decided to take Andy to a gay bar. I normally don't frequent any myself but he insisted since it was his last night there. I went along and figured it would be fun. If you recall, Andy and I had fucked the previous night and revealed to each other our Bi experiences earlier that morning. By now, we felt even closer to each other as friends.

So anyway, Andy and I dressed our hottest and went to the club. We pretty much immediately hit the dance floor. About 10 minutes in, I bumped into a familiar face, Dave, the gym guy (See Summer Nights III and the Gym Guy series). He was also there with a friend of his named Mike. I introduced them to Andy and told him that Dave is the "gym guy" I had told him about earlier. Andy was very happy to meet him and told me he was even hotter than what I had described. The four of us had some drinks and talked for a while. Pretty soon, Andy took off to the bathroom. Dave then suggested the three of us hit the dancefloor.

As soon as we got up there, Mike started dancing in front of me. Next thing I knew, Dave and Mike were both grinding me at once with me in the middle. It was so hot having both of them all over me. Dave was right behind me, grabbing my waist and I could feel his cock pushing against my ass while Mike rubbed his cock against mine. I then looked over to see Andy watching us and smiling. He watched as the three of us kept dancing and grinding against each other. Pretty soon, all three of our shirts were off and our hot, sweaty torsos were rubbing against one another.

I was so into the three of us when I remembered about Andy. When I looked up, I didn't see him where he was originally standing. I looked around and before I could say anything, I saw two guys grinding him! I was then even more surprised when I saw that it was Steve and Hunter (See Summer Nights I and II)! Wow, I was in total shock as I watched two guys that I have had sex with grinding on Andy. He was in the middle with Steve in front and Hunter behind him. Hunter looked up and saw me staring. He smiled at me and winked. Andy looked like he was in heaven. He was dancing and enjoying himself, totally loving the idea of two hot guys on him.

Two songs later, I decided that I wanted my turn with Andy so I told Dave and Mike to excuse me and I walked over to Andy, Steve, and Hunter. I said hi to the guys and I told them that I would be cutting in now. I took Andy away from the two guys and started to hold him from behind. I started to grind him dancing. I was so turned on I could feel my hard cock touching his ass. I kissed his neck a little. Steve and Hunter were dancing on our left and Dave and Mike to the right.

I told Andy that I couldn't wait to get him home and that how much I was turned on watching him with other guys. He said how much it turned him on too but that I turned him on more. I grabbed the bulge in his pants and said that it seems he didn't mind them touching him at all. He then said that he did like Steve and Hunter, but that he thought Mike and Dave were so hot and he didn't mind if they touched him. I was intrigued by that notion and quickly thought of a plan.

We left the dancefloor after the song finished. I said goodbye to Steve and Hunter. Hunter told me to give him a call because we were due for a repeat performance of what happened on the beach a few weeks ago. I just winked at him and told him I would give him a call soon. Andy and I then went looking for Dave and Mike. We finally found Dave at the bar and asked him about Mike. It appears that he had an emergency. Andy and I looked at each other disappointed and Dave noticed. He asked us what was up and I told him that were getting ready to leave because a party was about to start at my place with us three. His mouth fell open. I asked him what i thought about Andy because Andy liked him. Dave looked at Andy from head to toe and walked around him. He said he was definately as hot as me.

We left the club and grabbed a cab. The three of us squeezed into the back seat. It was Andy, Dave in the middle, and me. On the way home, Andy and Dave got to know each other better. We were talking and I saw Dave kiss Andy's neck as his hand rubbed my thigh. Andy laughed and rubbed Dave's leg. I then moved in and kissed Dave's neck. We continued fondling each other and laughing until we got to my apartment.

We got home, poured a few drinks, and went into my bedroom. Pretty much all of us laughing and joking around the whole time. Once in my bedroom, Dave started to get down on his knees and undress me. Andy sat on the bed and watched. Dave mentioned that I smelled so good as he rubbed his face into my jeans. He unzipped my pants and pulled them off, leaving me in my briefs. He then caressed held my cock through my underwear. He stood up and kissed me. I could taste a little liquor on his breath but I didn't care. It was a hot kiss that turned me on. He took off my shirt and continued making out. Then he went over to Andy.

Dave told Andy to stand up and then he proceeded to undress him. Once Andy was down to his boxer briefs, Dave kissed him too as I watched. Andy then broke the kiss and came back and put his arms around me. We then kissed. Dave came over, completely naked and put his arms around us as we then shared in a three way kiss. He then told Andy that he wanted to watch him stroke his cock. Andy took off his underwear and started to stroke his cock. I then told Dave to give him a hand. Dave pushed his hand away and started jerking him off. I walked over to Andy and kissed him. He reached down and grabbed my cock, softly jerking me off. I then reach over and grabbed Dave's cock. All three of us were getting jerked off and had dicks in our hands.

Dave then asked Andy if he wanted to watch him and me fuck. Andy happily agreed. Dave and I laughed. We hugged and started touching each other's cocks. Dave put his cock next to mine. We held our hot hard cocks together. Our precum mixed as the heads touched. The tip of our cocks gleamed with precum. Andy sat on the bed and watched. I could tell he liked what he saw. His cock was at full attention. He stoked it shyly and slowly. He said that he felt like he was watching porn. We all laughed.

Dave then said I was making him so hot and to please fuck him. I took out some lube I had under my bed. I told Dave to bend over and I lubed up his hole with two, then three fingers. I then lubed up my cock and slid it way up him. He closed his eyes and moaned. I called him my fucking slut and he kept moaning and saying that he was such a slut and to please fuck him hard. I pushed the rest of my hard cock into him. I slowly pulled it out and then pounded it back in. I pulled it out again, and then rammed it in hard again. Each time his moans getting louder. He started to touch his cock. I told him to stop and not touch his cock. I called over to Andy who got down and started sucking on Dave's cock. Dave let out a loud moan and I started to fuck him harder and longer.

I could hear the slurping sounds of Andy's mouth on Dave's cock and this just got me even more turned on. I was pounding on Dave's ass and I could feel Andy's hands rubbing my ass and balls. The harder and faster I went, the closer my orgasm got. Andy had poor Dave moaning like crazy. Pretty soon, Dave let out a loud grunt and moan and I could feel his ass contract on my cock as he started to cum. I couldn't hold it anymore and these sensations caused me to release rope after rope of cum into Dave's ass. Eventually, we all collapsed on the bed together, completely spent. The fun was not over yet, though.

I switched places with Andy. Dave pushed Andy down on the bed. I watched as he kissed Andy from his neck all the way down to where his pubic hair started. Dave ran little circles around where the hair started, and softly touched between his legs. I knew he was teasing his cock. Dave started rubbing up and down Andy's cock and telling him how hot it was and how tasty it looked. He had poor Andy begging for it. Finally, Dave gave in and sucked Andy's cock down his throat until his nose was buried in his pubes. Andy moaned loudly. I reached over and started playing with his nipples, softly pinching them.

Dave started sucking away furiously as I leaned in and took Andy's nipple into my mouth. I sucked greedily on his nipples as Dave got up and started fucking him. His cock slid right into Andy's ass. I kneeled next to Andy and fed him my cock. He ate it up completely and sucked me dry. I reached down and started jerking him off. That definately was one hot moment! It made me wish I was recording the whole thing. So anyway, Dave continued fucking him while Andy sucked me off. Andy started fingering my ass and I couldn't resist. I had my second orgasm of the night into Andy's mouth. He swallowed most of it and very little escaped from his mouth. He completely cleaned my cock. When he finished, I leaned and gave him a kiss. He shared my cum with me.

Dave had icked up his pace while watching us was furiously pounding Andy's ass. He let out a loud moan and started cumming in Andy's ass. I quickly bent down and started sucking Andy off and he shot his load in about 30 seconds right into my mouth. Once I got it all, we all three again collapsed on the bed, sweaty and sticky of cum. Pretty soon, we all passed out right on my bed.

I woke up early the next morning in the middle of two hot guys sporting morning wood. I realized that Andy would be going home that day. I was sad but happy with what we had shared. I woke up Dave and told him we should give Andy a proper send off. I grabbed Andy's hard cock and started sucking him while Dave sucked on his balls. Andy woke up surprised but quickly settled and moaned. Dave and I trade off between sucking his cock and his balls. When we felt he was ready to cum, we stopped sucking and jerked him off until he came all over himseld. Then, Dave and I licked off all of Andy's cum from his body, leaving him all clean.

When we finished, Dave had to go home so he said his goodbyes and told me he would call me later. Andy and I showered and packed his things. Before we left, I decided to show Andy something on my computer. Once I was done, things were even clearer between us and we went to Grand Central where I said goodbye to Andy.

Andy, I know you're reading this. You did help me fill in the blanks while I was writing it. When will you be back to NYC for more?

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-13T10:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning guys! First of all, I want to apologize again for yesterday. Things were hectic and I wasn't prepared for it. To make up for it, I have a brand new confession that continues the Summer Nights series. This confession is extremely hot so proceed with caution. I also have a very special twist at the end which I think you guys might enjoy. Stay Tuned!

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-12T16:15:00.002-04:00

Hey everyone! I would like to apologize for today. I had an extremely busy day and I was not prepared at all for it beforehand. I'm really sorry for such a slow day. I do have a surprise for tomorrow that I know you all will enjoy!

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-11T16:00:00.000-04:00

THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD
MTV, 10 PM

HA! Goodbye Greg! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! The most annoying houseguest ever in this show's history was booted last week after having been fired from his job. I really hope we see the last of him. Last week also saw Joey return from rehab. What did the roommates do? Well they decided to go out, party, get drunk, go home and party some more. In front of a recovering alcoholic. Nice. This people are so selfish and self-absorbed. God forbid they forsake going out and getting drunk a few less nights a week to help their roommate. It's pitiful. Tonight, it looks like Joey has had enough.

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-11T14:30:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone! As you all have noticed, today was another late day for me. At least things kicked off with a bang as I gave you an all new installment in my Summer Nights series of confessions. Several of you have questioned me regarding the series and I thought it would be appropriate to address that here.

The Summer Nights series is based on events that transpired during the Summer of 2007. Lisa and I had not broken up and were still very much together. However, I decided to let my long dormant Bi side come out and play last summer (a last hurrah perhaps? We'll see). This resulted in some hot times as you have read. In all, I'm thinking of having 10 parts to the whole series but I may expand on it some more depending on the response to the final chapters. I would say the next two installments are probably the hottest and they kind of show how it really is a small world after all. I warn you though, the whore in my comes out plenty of times in these next few chapters. I even surprised myself.

Confession: Summer Nights V - The Story of Andy & Jay

2008-06-11T13:35:00.001-04:00

Hey guys! This is the continuation to the previous chapter, "Storytime." Enjoy!

Andy outright asked me if I ever had a cock in my ass. I told him that I had very recently (see Summer Nights I). He slipped his hand under my balls and pressed a finger tip against my puckered asshole. I groaned with pleasure at the pressure. Encouraged, he pressed harder and I felt the round finger enter me, causing me to shiver in excitement. His finger was withdrawn now, and suddenly he produced my small jar of Vaseline, which he must have brought with him from the bathroom. Dipping two fingers into the jelly, he then smeared the grease over my asshole. I felt myself relax as he lubricated me, knowing that he would soon replace his finger there.

I was not disappointed. His finger slid into me much easier now, and he began to fuck my ass in rhythm with the stroking of his hand, which had by now discarded the washcloth. His warm palm and fingers on my cock were making me pant like a dog. His finger slowly sliding in and out of my ass was joined by a second. I was pretty much gone by this time. My will to hold back was gone...replaced now by the onslaught of my orgasm. It came from my toes, shooting like lightning bolts up my legs to my balls. It came from the top of my head, screaming down to my tight swollen sack. My hips began to buck of their own volition. I arched my back as I fucked his fist. Seeing me on the edge, Andy doubled the speed of his stroking, and plunged his fingers into me hard, sinking in to his knuckles.

I felt my balls swell and grow suddenly hot, then release. Jet after hot creamy jet erupted from my raging cock. The first three spurts landed on my chin, collarbone and near my left nipple. The remainder pumped onto my belly in a warm puddle. Andy was struggling, I could see. He wanted to take my cock in his mouth, but he just couldn't bring himself to it. I didn't care in the least. The last of my huge load was running over his still pumping fingers as I took hold of his wrist. Catching on, he released my throbbing drained cock, and gently withdrew his fingers from my ass. I was breathless, my heart pounding so hard I could have sworn the people next door could hear it. I could sense that Andy was feeling a little sheepish, and I felt a little bad for him, but great for myself. Completely drained, but great nonetheless.

When my breathing was somewhat restored, I rolled over off the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean myself up. As soon as I was out of Andy's sight, I scooped the drop of cum off my cheek and licked it from my finger. I showered and returned to the main room to find Andy in his own bed, apparently asleep. I turned off all the lights and crawled into my own bed. Not a word was spoken. I was asleep in a flash, exhausted by the intensity of the evening's events.

Sometime later, I don't know what time it was, I was awakened by a touch on my hip. I opened my eyes carefully to see what was happening, and in the darkness I saw Andy beside me, carefully lifting the covers away from me. Pretending to remain asleep, I watched to see what he was planning. I wasn't long in finding out. He tentatively touched my limp penis with his fingertips. It twitched at his touch, and began to grow. Andy helped it along with gentle palpations, being careful not to be so rough as to wake me. When it was about half-hard, he dipped his head towards me, and I felt his warm lips engulf my cock. I moaned despite my attempts to lie quietly, but he didn't appear to hear me. Perhaps the blood was rushing through his ears in excitement, I don't really know.

With his mouth swallowing me, I quickly grew hard. I figured that he must have laid awake wondering what it was like to suck a cock, and just couldn't pass up the chance. Whatever it was, I was certainly enjoying it. I felt him lift his head, and saw that he was looking at me. Not able to pretend any longer, I said "hi there!" He mumbled something but his lips were rather full at the time. I asked if it was okay to turn on the light. He made positive signals, so I reached over and snapped on the bedside lamp. Andy carried on slurping on my cock now, using his tongue and hand to enhance his mouth work. He was obviously happy with himself, or he would have quit long ago.

I warned him that if he kept that up, I was going to blow my load down his throat. This seemed to excite him greatly, because he increased his efforts in a major way. His head was bobbing rapidly while his hand kept time with the rhythm. His free hand was wrapped around his own hard cock, jacking himself off as well. I again asked if he was sure he wanted me to cum in his mouth. Andy raised his head free of my cock for a second and said yes, if that was okay with me. Of course I said yes but that it might be a while and I had an idea to speed up the process. He asked what that was and I told him that he should consider fucking me. It might wind me up a little quicker, and he could can finish me off with his mouth after he cums.

Andy thought about that for a second, then sat up and said that was a great idea. He reached for the petroleum jelly again, while I raised my legs, spreading my thighs. After scooping out a good-sized blob of Vaseline, Andy first smeared a generous dollop over his bone hard cock and then spread the remainder over my asshole. I could hear his breathing rate increase as excitement built in him. He told me he was going to stuff my ass with his cock. I loved it when the innocent ones get all dirty.

Feeling like something of a slut (and proud of it), I made no reply but raised my ass higher and pushed backwards towards him to show my willingness. Andy's cock was still rigid as a pipe as he shuffled closer to me, one hand on my hip. The pressure against my puckered asshole had to be the head of his cock pressing to get inside me. I met the pressurewith my own, fighting to relax my sphincter to allow Andy access to my ass. No words were spoken as we focused on getting Andy's cock into me. There were no sounds beyond our mutual heavy breathing.

Andy apparently had done at least `someone's' ass before and knew enough to take it easy, because he very slowly stretched my asshole open as his cock head worked it's way inside me. I won't deny that it hurt a little but I was assured by his gentleness that he was being careful and I knew that before long the pain would subside. Breaking past my sphincter, Andy began to slide in a little easier, deeper and deeper inside my ass. Along with the pain I felt very very full.

Soon Andy was slowly sawing his cock in and out of me and the pain did indeed subside. I focused on the sensation of being fucked and I must admit, it felt very good! In almost no time, Andy picked up the pace. His breathing rate accelerated also – he was very quickly losing control! Now with both hands on my hips, Andy started to jerk my hips back as he thrust into me, causing me to grunt with every stroke. His balls were slapping against mine and I really liked that feeling. I realized that I was excited about him cumming inside me. What a slut I am!

And then he was there. Slamming his cock into me like a piston, groaning and clutching at my hips, I felt his cock erupt in my ass. His hips banged against my ass as he blew his hot load in me, finally subsiding when his balls were empty. Almost immediately I felt him begin to shrink inside me. He didn't linger long, but gently withdrew his spent cock from the tightness of my asshole, then fell to his side on the bed, panting hard.

I also collapsed on the bed, probably panting just as hard as he was. I allowed myself to feel the residual sensations in my ass - the tingling of my asshole, the liquid feeling in my ass, the memory of being fucked hard and hot. The thought crossed my mind that after that performance, Andy probably wouldn't be up for sucking me off as we had discussed. It turns out I was wrong. Andy reached over and grabbed my cock, softly jerking me off.

We looked at each other and smiled. He then broke the gaze and moved lower on the bed towards my dripping cock. I lay back on the bed with my hands behind my head. His lips and mouth landed on my throbbing cock. I was deeply enjoying the moment and moaned in pleasure as he sucked on my cock. It was obvious he had done that before as he was definately an expert cocksucker. My moans and groans attested to that! He continued sucking faster and faster as I panted harder and harder, my hands gripping the bedsheets. I then felt the orgasm build and build until I blew my load right into his mouth. The orgasm was incredible. I continued shooting load after load. Andy just continued to suck and swallow. He took most of what he could, with the rest dripping out of his mouth and down his chin.

Finally, the orgasm subsided and I came down from my high. Andy licked me clean and left no signs of cum on my body. After, he collpased on the bed next to me and we both fell asleep, exhausted from everything we had just done. The following morning, I awoke to the smell of food. Andy had cooked us breakfast. During the meal, we came clean to one another about our "secret lives." He was bi too and had several experiences with men over the years. I also told him about my past and recent activities. We both were relieved and happy to come clean to each other. I was happy to be so open about it around him. Who would have thought the adventures that this could lead to? I guess you'll get to see soon.

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-10T15:15:00.000-04:00

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
FOX, 8PM

I cannot stop getting a kick out of the show. The idiots that go on there!

REAPER
THE CW, 9PM

Do not write off this show because it is on the CW. This Bi Award nominated series is reminiscent of the late, great Buffy the Vampire Slayer in its mixture of comedy, drama, and horror. This one does lean more to the comedy side but it is a great show with a great cast. Catch up on season one this summer.

A SHOT OF LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA 2
MTV, 10PM

Ok, you know you must be messed up if you shock Tila Tequila. Tonight, the parents of two of the remaining contestants get it on, in a hot tub, and together! Good times.

The Bi Chart: Top 15 Songs

2008-06-10T14:30:00.000-04:00

This week, the Pussycat Dolls extend their stay at #1 with their hit "When I Grow Up". I am loving this song and it deserves this success. Rihanna, however, is making a play for the top, jumping to #2 with "Disturbia." Fergie's "Labels or Love" jumps 4 spots to #6.

The TV Bi Chart is temporarily suspended for the summer and will return in the fall.

1. "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls (2 Weeks at #1)
2. "Disturbia" by Rihanna
3. "Bossy" by Lindsay Lohan
4. "Energy" by Keri Hilson
5. "If I Never See Your Face Again" by Maroon 5 Featuring Rihanna
6. "Labels or Love" by Fergie
7. "Side Effects" by Mariah Carey Featuring Young Jeezy
8. "Better in Time" by Leona Lewis
9. "Damaged" by Danity Kane
10. "Radar" by Britney Spears
11. "Give It 2 Me" by Madonna
12. "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield
13. "Forever" by Chris Brown
14. "4 Minutes" by Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland
15. "The Time of My Life" by David Cook

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-10T13:45:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone! I'm sorry for not being able to post today. Work has been pure insanity today and I am up to my neck in work. I might not be able to get much posting in today but I promise to resume tomorrow. I will try to do a little more today. Tomorrow, however, I do have Part 5 in the Summer Nights series which you all seem to be enjoying.

Confession: Summer Nights IV - Storytime

2008-06-09T15:45:00.000-04:00

Andy was a close friend of mine from high school that had moved away several years ago. Last summer, he to visit us in NYC for a weekend and ended up staying with me.

Andy had arrived late on a Friday night. I picked him up from Grand Central. I was so happy to see him. We had spoken through email and ont he phone, but we hadn't actually seen each other in a few years. He was just as hot as I remembered him to be. He was wearing a tight tank top, showing off his hot body and hairy chest. I pulled him close to me as we hugged and greeted each other. We then together made our way back to my apartment. When we emerged from the subway, it was pouring. We ran all the way back to my place but ended up getting soaked. I helped him drag his bags into the apartment. He told me he felt really dirty and asked if it was ok if he grabbed a bath. I told him that was fine and showed him around. I suggested he give me his wet clothes to hang up while he bathed. He went into the bathroom then held them out to me. I was hoping to see him naked, but no such luck yet. I hung his clothes over the kitchen chairs after wringing them out as best I could. I found myself so turned on as I held his briefs in my hands.

I quickly put those thoughts to rest. I pulled off my t-shirt and shorts and hung it to dry. I finished my little chores in my boxer briefs. Andy was still in the bath, so I pulled out the inflatable bed for him and then flopped down on my bed. I dragged out my laptop and decided to check my email. As I did, I saw some submissions for reader confessions and midnight fantasies that I had not gone through. For some reason, I decided to do read them at that moment. As usual, I quickly grew hard. I found them terribly exciting, whether they are true or not. What matters to me is the stories themselves. I was hard and horny but I didn't feel right about taking my penis out with Andy due back any minute. I am obviosuly no prude, but he is an old friend and I'm not sure how comfortable he would be. I told myself I would save it until he fell asleep.

From the bathroom, I could hear sounds of Andy finishing his bath...his splashes as he emerged from the tub, and the sound of water draining. Not knowing what else to do, I decided to just lay the laptop over my bulge when he came into the main room. He soon appeared wrapped in a towel and nothing else. He I admired his hot body and his very hairy chest and stomach. We joked around for a little while as he looked through one of his bags. He began to draw out assorted pieces of clothing. Everything was wet, some more than others. He had his socks and underwear at the bottom of the bag, and they were among the soaked items. Several times his towel dropped to the floor, and he casually picked it up and wrapped it around his waist each time. I noticed at one point that his penis seemed to be fairly long but not really thick. I tried to imagine what it would look like hard.

I told him not to worry that everything would be dry by tomorrow. He should just make himself perfectly at home and there was no point in acting like a visitor. Most of my things wuoldn't fit him but that he shouldn't worry at all. He countered that he didn't want to make me feel weird just being in a towel. I told him that is not a problem at all. He thanked me and grabbed the TV remote. He laid on his bed and began to flip through the channels, looking for something of interest to us.

After a little while, Andy asked me what I had been reading. I then remembered and trying to sound as casual as I could, I told him that it was some erotic stories i had gotten from a "friend." He smiled and said he loved erotic stories. I offered if he wanted to read. He said that he would love to. He rolled over towards me, holding his towel to prevent it from slipping off. He mentioned that he loved the girl/girl stories. I told him that I was reading a story about two couples getting it on before and he asked me if I would mind reading aloud. I felt a little strange about that, but I was intrigued and decided to play along. I began to read to him from the beginning. He rolled onto his back and placed his hands under his head, staring at the ceiling while I read. The story culminated with one husband sucking the others cock to orgasm as the women cheered him on. When I finished the story, I snuck a peek at him lying on his bed. I could see that his towel had risen a little, and that he had closed his eyes. I wondered if he had fallen asleep.

Realizing that I had finished, he opened his eyes and looked at me. He said the story was so hot and asked if I had ever done that with Lisa. I told him that we had not, but that I had fantasized about it a lot. He told me he and his girlfriend talk about about swinging but that he doubts that it will ever happen. He mentioned that he did have some pretty wild experiences before his girlfriend. As he spoke, he reached down to scratch his pubic hair through the towel. His cock grew noticeably when he did, and I suspect very strongly that the only itch was the one in his penis.

I told him that I have had my share of wild experiences before, maybe even similar to what happened in the story. He said he did too but that he had never sucked a cock. But one time he did share a girl with another guy. He went down on the girl after his buddy had and he was certain he tasted it. He mentioned that it kind of turned him on at the time. Andy's cock was quite large now, and the pressure in my underwear was back with a vengeance, forming quite a noticeable bulge. I began to read the next letter in the magazine. This story was, oddly enough, about two friends making love to one woman, the wife of one of the men. When I was finished, I had a wet spot in mu underwear. Andy had slipped his hand down to his crotch and his hand rested casually on his now rigid cock. I figured, what the hell, and reached down to massage my own hardness.

Looking over, I saw that he had now slipped his hand under the towel, and was slowly stroking his hardness, still staring at the ceiling. He seemed to be thinking, so I just lay there and watched, becoming very excited at his display. Finally, not looking at me, he asked me to read another one, whatever it is. He then went on to say that he was gong to jerk off while I read! That was just such a kinky thought that I didn't give it a second thought. I assured him quickly that I didn't mind at
all. The story started out normally, then I realized it was leading to an encounter between two men. I always got hot reading these myself, but I was worried about
his reaction. I told him it was a guy/guys story. He said it didn't matter to him since we already had our cocks in our hands.

I laughed along with him and I carried on. The story described the men giving each
other a blowjob, and one fucking the other in the ass. By the time I was finished reading this letter, Andy's towel had fallen away from his hips. He was stroking his cock slowly now, while fondling his balls with his free hand. His cock was quite long and about average in thickness. A little longer than my own I guess. The head of his rigid penis was dark - engorged with blood. The veins stood out proudly along his shaft. The thick ridge along the underside of his hard on stood out as well, and I watched as it rippled while his hand moved.

I imagined taking him into my mouth. I saw my hand on his cock, I saw my head laying on his hairy stomach as I stroked him. A drop of pre-cum dropped to my belly as I gripped my throbbing cock tightly. Andy asked me if I had sucked a guy off before. I admitted to it and said that I had swallowed. I took it even further and said I have had sex with a few men over the past few years since college. Andy was quiet for a minute, looking at me and thinking again. I could see the wheels turning in his head, and I had an idea of what was coming.

In order to break the silence, I told him of my encounter with another guy. You all know how that went, as it was my first confession. Anyway, Andy was still stroking himself as I finished my story. My own cock was rock hard and dripping precum. He told me that was an awesome story. I then jumped at it and asked him if he would want to do the same to me. He looked at me and said that would be awesome.

I told him to stay there and then I quickly pulled my underwear off. I slid off my bed and knelt on the floor beside him. I stayed there for a few seconds, watching him touch himself. I reached out to run my fingertips over his balls. They were packed tightly in his sack but rolled around to my touch, causing him to groan in pleasure. Nudging his hand out of the way, I replaced it with my own. At first I just held my hand still, feeling the blood throbbing in his veins. I slowly began to stroke him, from the base to the rim of his glans and back down. Precum leaked from the slit in his cock head, and I used the ball of my thumb to spread it over the shiny helmet. Andy groaned as I worked on him. In no time, his hips were thrusting as he fucked my fist. My mind was reeling with the excitement.

Holding my hand steady, I watched as his cock slid though it. More pre-cum escaped the tip, and without thinking, I bent down and licked it off. I backed off a little to look at his cock, the head glistening now with my saliva. I knew that I had to have him in my mouth. I wanted to taste his cock, to feel it in my throat. Keeping my eyes wide open, I lowered my lips to him again, opening them to take the head of his cock inside. My tongue snaked out, swirling around his thrusting cock head. I heard myself groan in pleasure as I felt him thrust into me.

Sliding my hand farther down, I made room for my lips as I allowed Andy to shove more of his shaft between my lips. I could feel the pulsing in my mouth as he fucked my lips. His hands were on the back of my head now as he picked up the pace of his thrusts. I knew he would be cumming soon. I told myself he would be cumming for me. My tongue was busy swirling, exploring and licking. I held back my head to allow my tongue to enter his slit, searching for more of his cum and then swallowed his shaft once again.

Andy began to buck wildly beneath me. I kept sucking hard and swirling my tongue, wanting to feel that spurt of cum as he blew his load. He cried out that was about to cum and after several more pumps between my wet lips I felt his load shoot into my mouth like molten honey. I pulled my head away again, and watched as the remainder of his cum jetted out of his cock slit and splashed on my face and chest. Andy was delirious as he writhed and bucked in front of me. I felt very nasty and satisfied at the same time as his orgasm subsided, the last drops of cum dribbling out of his cock and over my fingers.

I licked my fingers fairly clean, then began to clean up the white ooze from his stomach. Andy was lying still now, breathing heavily. I looked at him to judge his response, and was relieved when he smiled and said that was just great and that he was going to repay me as soon as he got his wind back. He stated that he didn't expect me to suck him off.

I was pleased that he had enjoyed my blowjob. My own cock was still rock hard, but I was afraid to touch it, wanting him to get me off rather than myself. While I wasn't expecting him to do more than give me a hand job, I was hoping! In fact, my mind was racing...I pictured me in his ass, him in mine, his mouth on me...all these visions flashing before my eyes. But all I could do was wait. I guess I felt confident that he would probably do my ass if I asked him to.

As all of this ran through my mind, Andy was regaining his breath. He got up from his bed, went to the bathroom and returned with a warm wet face cloth. I sat on the edge of my bed and allowed him to wash off his spent cum. It felt great to be looked after this way, and my breathing became ragged as he touched me. When my face and chest were washed he moved the cloth to my groin. Wrapping the cloth around my cock, he began to stroke it slowly, looking into my eyes to see my response. I closed my eyes and let the sensations wash over me before opening them again to watch. His free hand was caressing my hip, my inner thighs, my balls. I tried to detach myself to prevent cumming too soon - I wanted this to last.

Favorite YouTube Videos 8

2008-06-09T14:00:00.001-04:00

This video is Shayne Ward performing "No U Hang Up." He is the winner of X-Factor (the UK's version of American Idol). This is a great song and he's kind of hot too.

Favorite YouTube Videos 7

2008-06-09T13:05:00.000-04:00

Here is French pop singer Matt Pokora and "Dangerous." A friend of mine recommended him to me and I love him!

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-09T12:15:00.000-04:00

GOSSIP GIRL
THE CW, 8PM

If you missed this amazing, Bi Award winning show, then catch up this summer and get hooked. XOXO!

AMERICAN GLADIATORS
NBC, 8PM

Just in case you don't want to watch GG.

THE MOLE
ABC, 10PM

I wasn't that impressed last week, but there isn't anything else on.

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-09T11:05:00.000-04:00

Good morning everyone! I hope you all had a fabulous weekend. I did as the weather was beautiful, albeit scorching hot! I am a bit busy today as you have probably noticed by how late I am today in getting things started. I hope to start picking up on the posts right away. Stay Tuned.

What To Watch This Weekend

2008-06-06T15:00:00.001-04:00

Nothing! Enjoy the weekend!

In the Zone

2008-06-06T13:30:00.002-04:00

Hey guys! Welcome to the return of In the Zone! As you all know summer is here and it is time to brush up on swim wear. Who knew swim trunks could have class? I suggest ditching knee-length trunks and look for more tailored water wear. It’s time to trade in the surfer style board shorts for one of the following box cut styles.

Snap waist and zip fly closure, 6-inch inseam water shorts with inside drawstring and three-piece mesh liner available in six solid colors from Lands' End, $24.50.

Paul Frank’s cotton swim shorts with 7-inch inseam in thick gray, orange and black stripes has a zip fly, velcro and tie closure from Urban Outfitters, $39.99.

Quiksilver’s M.R. 16-inch, two-tone swim shorts with double snap closure from Surfside, $44.99.

Multicolored nylon striped trunks with pocket at the right hip from Original Penguin, $59.

The Smooth Company blue pinstripe swim shorts over faded black with velcro closure, side and back flap button pockets from Tobi, $75.

Confession: Summer Nights III - Return of the Gym Guy

2008-06-06T12:30:00.000-04:00

This confession takes place a few weeks after the events in "A Drunken Night." It involves Dave the Gym Guy from the Gym Guy series I posted early last year. Dave and I met up again last summer. At first, we didn't get into anything sexual but eventually we both just couldn't resist anymore..

Dave and I had resumed our friendship again after having grown apart last year. He started going to the same gym as I did. He would always be there about the same time I was and we were alawys playing tag on the machines. Either he was just ahead of me, or I was just ahead of him, so we got to chat a little between laps
on the machines. We also bumped into each other in the shower quite often. After several days of showering more or less together, Dave walked into the shower and said, "Oh fuck"!

I asked what was wrong, and he said he had lost the bar of soap from his bag. I moved over closer to him in the bay showers and said, "Catch", as I tossed my bar of soap over to him. I tried not to stare but, he had a great body so I kept checking it out. I remembered all the good times I had touching and feeling that hot body of his. As I tried to be inconspicuous and still watch him, I noticed that he rubbed the soap against his body, from top to the bottom so to speak. He did his head, then face, then underarms, and chest, then his stomach, and then he ran it around the smooth cheeks of his ass and did his crack. Then he reached down and started from his feet and worked up.

He had stepped out from under the water and his whole body was in sudsy lather. He turned towards my direction as he finished up with my bar of soap. He took it and rubbed it on his balls and finally soaped up his semi hard cock. It was more than limp, but not swollen erect. When he was through soaping up his cock, he walked over to me and said thanks, as he handed the bar back to me. Then as soon as he had let go, he said. "Damn, I should have rinsed that off before handing it back. So sorry man!"

I said, "no problem man."

I immediately took the bar and rubbed it on my cock and balls. Dave looked at me and continued to wash his balls and cock with his hand before moving under the water to rinse. Then he turned towards the shower head and ran his hand up and down the crack of his ass one more time. As I rinsed the soap suds from my body, Dave was shutting off his shower head and turned towards me and said, "After you get dressed, let's go get a beer, my treat. Just like old times."

"That sounds cool to me." I said.

Dave walked out of the shower bay and headed for the locker area. There were a few other voices in the general area, but none others in the same row that Dave was in and I was in the next. It happened that I was at the end of a row and Dave's locker was diagonally across the end of the lockers. I could see him, and he could see me getting dressed. I looked over to him just to check him out one more time, and he was drying off with his back towards me, and then he turned, and was rubbing his package, and when he took the towel away, he had a hardon. It was pointing out, just slightly above the level, and his cock head was purple with blood.

He saw me looking his way, and made sure I saw his swollen cock. Then he said, "so sorry, I guess I rubbed it more than necessary to get it dry." Then he turned and bent over to dry his feet and lower legs. I got a perfect view of his hole and the nice pair of bull balls that hung down between his legs. I instantly got flashes in my mind of all the times I fucked that hot hole.

We got dressed without any further incident. He was sitting on the bench tying his shoes as I was getting dressed and he kept looking up to check out what I had, so rather than turn and deprive him, I made sure he got to see what he had not seen in so long. When I dried off, I made sure that it flopped around as I dried it and gave him a good show as well.

We left the gym and headed for a nearby bar. It was about a 10 minute walk from
the gym. I followed him into the bar and he was waving to a few of the employees. I guessed he was a regular here. Then the bartender called him by name so that was that. Dave slid into a small booth just big enough for one on each side of the table but the seats were high-back seats with sides on the ends of the booths. It did provide quite a bit of privacy and we were not in the seats more than two minutes when I felt what I thought was a bump in my crotch. Dave was talking the entire time and never batted an eyelash when I felt the bump. I said nothing and didn't move my hands off the table top or move my head to see what it was that bumped me. About another minute and this time it was a foot in my crotch and he was rubbing my cock with his foot.

He looked me right in the eye and said. "Ooops, did I bump you?" Then, he pressed his foot deeper into my crotch and then dug his toes in under my nut sack and pried up under my nuts. I was still looking him right in the face and he smiled as he pried my nuts up with his toes. I finally had to reach down and adjust myself, and he made sure his foot was right where my hand was, and pressed my hand into my cock
and nuts.

Then he said, "Ooops, I think I bumped you again".

The waiter came back so I pulled my hand out from under the table, but the foot stayed right in my basket and rubbed it. My cock was starting to respond to Dave's foot. I could feel my cock springing to life, and still Dave kept up his "massage" of my package. When the waiter left, I put my hand down there again and this time I grabbed his foot and pressed it against my now raging erection.

Dave said, "Thanks, I was having a problem remembering where my target was."

"Maybe we should refresh your memory." I said.

Then he said, "Let's go to my place, we can walk from here."

I said, "Fine," and began to stand.

Dave said, "You are not going to walk out with that thing raging like that are you?"

"It is dark enough in here that no one will see anything in here." I said.

"But when you walk out the door, they will see that pointer you are supporting." he said.

"Well if they have seen one before they will know what it is, and if not, they will have no idea what the fuck it is causing this bulge." I said.

"I see your still the same cocky little prick, aren't you?" he said.

We both laughed. We walked towards his building and it seemed like it took us forever to get there. "Stay close so you don't get lost," Dave said as he turned the front corner of the building and headed up an outside covered stairway up the side of the building.

"You're still a real ball buster." I said to him.

"You'll be reminded soon enough."

He unlocked the door on the landing at the top of the stairs. He pushed the door open and stepped back to let me pass him and go in first. He followed me into the apartment and closed the door behind me, and flipped the latch / lock. Then he grabbed my arm and turned me around and place his hand on my cock and groped on my cock and balls.

He said, "I have been watching this and waiting for this day to happen since our last time together." He then kissed me. Then he said, "I adjusted my schedule to be at the gym every day at 5:15 just so I would be there when you came in."

Now my zipper was being pulled down and I could feel his hand working it's way into my pants. I had briefs on so once inside he had his hand inside and slid his hand under my nuts and lifted my entire package and as he did, he leaned over and licked the side of my cheek. Then he used his other hand to unbuckle my belt and unsnap my jeans and they were going south. Next my cock was pulled out and Dave was going down to his knees at the same time. I just loved the sensation of a warm wet sucking
mouth. My cock was at about 90% hard when his hand went in and when it got tugged out, it was at about 110% hard. I was oozing precum already. Dave was now pushing his tongue into my piss slit and trying to suck the cum out of my cock.

I immediately took his head in both my hands and started to skull fuck his face with my raging cock. I pumped my cock in and out of his mouth and throat for about 5 minutes before I blew an incredible amount of cum into the back of his throat. When he felt my nuts tighten up and ready to blow a load, he took me deep into his throat and kept my cockhead there. When I shot my load I was trying to grind my cock deeper into his throat, and mashing my pubic hair into his nose and chin.

When I had finally got stabilized again and back on my feet, I attempted to pull his zipper down, and he slapped my hand away and said, "No, no, no. It's not my turn yet." He took me by the hand and led me into his bedroom and stripped me of all my clothes.

He told me, "Lay on my back on the bed." Then he stripped off his pants and shorts, and went to his bedside table and took out a condom and some KY. He opened the condom and rolled it down over my cock and then let a few drops of the liquid heat drip onto my condom covered cock. Then a few drops onto a finger tip and put it against his rosebud and smeared it around.

Then he got over me and lowered his butt over my cock and grunted as he forced his ass onto my swollen cock. In one quick thrust, he impaled himself on my cock. The tightness of his ass was incredible, just as how I remembered it. Dave start riding me, up and down on my cock. I reached over and jerked him off as we fucked. The sweat dripped off his hot body and would fall on mine. After about 20 minutes, I started to shoot into the condom and Dave ground his ass down onto my cock like there was no tomorrow. He quickly got off of me and then peeled the condom off and sucked my cock clean. Dave really knew how to work me as with one finger he massaged my rectum and I was instantly hard again.

He pulled another condom out of the drawer, and rolled it on, and said, "Now it is your turn. Fuck me!" Then he got on his back and pulled his knees against his chest, and spread them as far as he could to give me full access to his hole. I rammed my cock into his hot ass and he let out a scream of pleasure. I fucked him for a while until i felt him release his load all over his chest and stomach. The sight of this hot man cumming on himself really got me hot so I pumped him harder. Then I pulled out of him, tool off the condom and shot my load on his chest and face. I collapsed onto him for about 3 minutes and then got up and licked him clean of all our cum on his chest and face.

"Baby, you are just as hot as I remebered," I said.

"So are you Jay," he said breathelessly.

"Well Dave, let me show what I can do now," I said..

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-06T10:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning everyone!

First of all, I would like to apologize to you guys for how slow yesterday was. Work was extremely busy and I tried my best to post something. I hope you all at least enjoyed what I did post. With that being said, there may be some days like yesterday where it will be hard for me to keep up with the posts. However, I will try my best to at least post a few things.

On today's agenda, we have a brand new confession! This is a new chapter in my "Summer Nights" anthology, featuring the return of an old friend. I hope you guys enjoy it! We also have the grand return of "In the Zone" with some new fashion tips.

Stay tuned!

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-05T16:00:00.000-04:00

SWINGTOWN
CBS - 10 PM

It's a show about swingers. In the 70s. Need I say more? Oh but it's on CBS. Hmmm, makes ya think...

Rant: Commercial Interruptions

2008-06-05T13:20:00.000-04:00

So, I was watching a Family Rerun on TBS yesterday when all of the sudden the show pauses and a commercial starts playing on the bottom half of the screen for something called the Bill Engvall Show. WTF! Seriously, how ridiculous is that? What genious came up with the idea of interrupting shows for an advertisement of some crappy sitcom no one cares about? It is obvious that the standards for networks are falling but it is absolutely unacceptable for them to do this. What's next, they will pause Lost for an According to Jim commercial? I was livid when this happened. This is something we as viewers should not have to stand. We must all complain our asses off and stop them from doing this! Shame on you TBS!

If you want to know what I'm talking about, check out this clip:

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-05T10:10:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone! I'm a little bit pressed for time today as it is kind of busy so I hope all is well. I will try to post as much as I can today...stay tuned.

Madonna's New Video

2008-06-04T15:40:00.001-04:00

For Give It 2 Me. Ummm, I don't know what to think yet. It's ok.

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-04T15:15:00.000-04:00

Ahhh...it's summer! Another slow night in TV land:

THE REAL WORLD: HOLLYWOOD
MTV - 10PM

I have pretty much resigned myself to the fact that there will never be a great season of The Real World ever again, the last being the delicious Real World: Key West. This season follows pretty much the usual: some drama, partying, attempt to "work", another drama, they hug it out, party again, end credits. It has no likable cast members this year but watch for the feigned attempts at drama.

Confession: Summer Nights II - A Drunken Night Continues

2008-06-04T13:45:00.000-04:00

Without further ado, here is the continuation to "A Drunken Night."

A Drunken Night Continues

My legs were weak, but I staggered to my feet and stood in front of Hunter, unable to stop blushing as my cock refused to relax. Hunter remained sitting on the bed, looking up at me with his hazel eyes a mystery.

"Like I said, Steve doesn't suck dick. You know what that means?"

I shook my head nervously. Hunter leaned forward and with no apparent effort sucked my hard cock right down his throat. I shivered and groaned involuntarily, but after only a second of delightfully hot, wet suction, my cock was released.

"It means," Hunter said coolly, "that I haven't had a good blowjob in a long, long time." He reached up and ran his fingers along my bottom lip. "And your mouth is going to look so pretty wrapped around my cock."

More than anything else, it was the cool, commanding look in Hunter's eyes that made me sink to my knees helplessly. Hunter gave me a sudden lopsided grin and stripped off his t-shirt. I couldn't help gazing up at his hard, chiseled torso in admiration as Hunter opened his jeans and pushed them to the floor. My attention suddenly shifted to the hard, thick cock between Hunter's legs, and I had a sudden flash of apprehension, wondering if I would be able to take it.

"Don't worry," Hunter grinned as he kicked away his jeans and stroked my hair. "I'm sure you can handle it."

A firm pressure on the back of my head forced me to lean forward. I looked up at Hunter briefly, and opened my mouth. The scent of Hunter's musk was intoxicating. I licked tentatively at the tip of his cock.

"Hunt," Steve's voice said from somewhere behind me, "don't hurt him."

"I'm not going to hurt him, Steve. He's going to suck my cock, since you won't do it." I licked my lips and opened wide, and carefully took Hunter's cock into his mouth.

"Mmmmmmm," Hunter sighed. "Yeah." He pulled slightly on my head, forcing me to
take more. I gagged slightly before I was able to relax my throat and let Hunter's cock penetrate further. The taste was wonderful, and I found himself reveling in the sensation of having a heavy cock on my tongue.

"Suck it, baby," Hunter purred.

I complied without hesitation. Bobbing my head slowly, I sucked and licked thoroughly, eagerly stimulating all the most sensitive spots. I listened carefully to Hunter's soft sighs of pleasure.

"Fuck, that's good, Jay," Hunter purred hoarsely. "Feels so good. You look so goddamned hot sucking my cock. Oh fuck, do that again..."

As I sucked faster, I felt Steve's hands on my back, stroking gently as if to calm me, but I didn't want to be calm. I stepped up the pace and was rewarded by a deep, strained growl from Hunter.

"Jay, oh god, oh fuck!"

"Bring 'im off," Steve purred in my ear, nuzzling against my cheek. "Ya like his dick, don'tcha?"

I just moaned in confirmation and almost choked as Hunter grabbed my head in both hands and filled my mouth with hot, salty cum. I swallowed as quickly as I could but I still felt some of it dribble out the corners of my mouth. Hunter let go of me,
panting heavily, and I sat back, falling inadvertently into Steve's arms.

"Steve," Hunter breathed huskily, "bring him up here."

I was helped to my feet and Hunter pulled me into his lap. Hunter kissed me, not roughly as Steve had done but slowly, attentively licking up his own cum from my chin and then probing deeply in my mouth for more. I wrapped his arms around Hunter's shoulders and kissed back. When Hunter's fist closed around my painfully hard cock, I jumped.

"We'd better take care of that," Hunter breathed, nibbling lightly at my jaw. "Steve?"

I pulled back and looked at Hunter in confusion. "But...I thought..."

"Yeah, I know," Hunter grinned. "Ironic, isn't it? He won't suck cock, but he'll bend over and take it up that sweet ass of his quite happily." He slapped my ass gently. "Come on. You've earned some relief for that dick."

I got down from Hunter's lap and found Steve waiting on his hands and knees in the middle of the bed, grinning at me. "Ya gonna do it or not?" Steve asked.

Suddenly feeling confident again, I grinned back and nodded. "You need anything first?" But Hunter was already there, working a lubricated finger into Steve's ass. Steve moaned and leaned back into it, his eyes closing in pleasure. I knelt behind him as Hunter withdrew his finger and then swiftly coated my dripping cock with lube. Grasping Steve's hips, I braced himself and thrust forward slowly, surprised at how easily his cock slipped inside. Steve groaned and impatiently leaned back, impaling himself and making me gasp from the shock of pleasure. The tightness was
overwhelming.

"Aw fuck, yeah!" Steve moaned loudly. I felt my hips take control and started fucking with deep, fast strokes that quickly had Steve whining and whimpering, driving his whole body back to meet each thrust. All too soon I felt my body straining toward climax, and with a few short hard thrusts, I came so powerfully that the instant it was over I collapsed on Steve's back, panting. I felt myself helped up and held in a warm embrace.

"Fuck that was hot," Hunter whispered in my ear, rubbing my sweaty chest with both hands. I could feel my body being moved, laid down, blankets pulled over me. I was pulled back against Hunter's body again, and then Steve was pressed against my chest. Steve kissed me gently, the taste of beer faded slightly.

"I can taste ya on 'im, Hunt," Steve said quietly with a smile in his voice.

"Steve?" I asked, suddenly aware that the lights were out.

"Yeah?" Steve kissed me again.

"You two planned this?"

Behind me, Hunter laughed. "Naw," Steve said. "I really thought he'd sleep right through it."

"I'm glad I woke up," Hunter whispered. "Of course, that one loud moan would've woken the dead. I'm gonna have to try that ass."

I laughed and Steve said, "Think he likes it first thing in the mornin'?"

Favorite YouTube Videos 6

2008-06-04T12:30:00.001-04:00

Miss ya Brit!

Favorite YouTube Videos 5

2008-06-04T11:30:00.000-04:00

Here are the Pussycat Dolls performing their Bi Chart #1, "When I Grow Up."

Favorite YouTube Videos 4

2008-06-04T10:45:00.000-04:00

In honor of the Sex and the City movie (which was fabulous), I present you the final scene of the series. Carrie's final words which have become my mantra.

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-04T09:45:00.000-04:00

Good mornining everyone! I hope you all had a great night and are well-rested and ready for another day of posting! It is rainy here in the Big Apple which is a downer but all the days can't be beautiful.

So last night I had a night out with my boys. It was really fun being able to hang out with them and I'm glad Lisa isn't all bitchy about that and encourages me to go. It was nice to be out and it felt like the old days.

Well, I'm gonna do some work before I start posting again. Stay Tuned.

The New Blog

2008-06-03T14:00:00.001-04:00

All these plans are on an indefinate, and possibly permanent, hiatus.

The Red Carpet

This is my new blog that is set to launch in the Summer of 2008. Both the title and release date are tentative only as I am still working on the full structure and details. This blog will be a spinoff of Confessions of a Bi Guy focused solely on Entertainment and Celebrity Gossip. Current posts in this blog will be spun off into the new one such as "What to Watch" (from weekly to daily)and "What to Hear" (also revamped). Confessions will still be more biased and maintain a more focused approach on what I like and the celebrities I follow (Britney, Jake, etc). The RC will have a more general and impartial focus. All important celebrity gossip and entertainment news will break there, followed by commentary on Confessions, if I deem necessary. The RC will be run by a close friend of mine, AJ, on a day-to-day basis while I will still oversee it and ensure it meets my standards. You will meet him at a later time.

The Future of Confessions of a Bi Guy

Now don't think I'm leaving behind the main blog! These summer posts will be a celebration of the blog and be mostly the same as it was before the blackout. Coinciding with the launch of The RC, Confessions will be relaunched as well and become more focused on what it is famous for, its confessions. As long promised, the blog will focus more on me and my past, present, and future endeavors. Confessions will be more prevalent as well as the return of Midnight Fantasies. Jay's Anatomy will go from mere update posts to more commentary-oriented posts on things going on in my life, the news, or the celebrity world. Even though the RC will handle Hollywood related news, I will still provide my commentary on it, if it interests me and after the news breaks there. Another previously cancelled post, Evolutions, will also be launched and focus on my past, non-sexual experiences. I will still share my thoughts on TV, movies, music, and fashion.

OMFG!

2008-06-03T13:15:00.000-04:00

No this isn't the Gossip Girl ad...Posh and Becks are in NYC!!!!!! The stalking commences now! Is it a coincidence that I just so happen to be wearing Emporio Armani briefs today?

The Bi Charts: Top 15 Songs

2008-06-03T12:45:00.000-04:00

The Bi Charts are back! The music bi charts kick off with the #1 hit from the Pussycat Dolls. "When I Grow Up" is the first single of their new album To Those Who Wait.

The TV Bi Chart is temporarily suspended for the summer and will return in the fall.

1. "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls
2. "Bossy" by Lindsay Lohan
3. "Energy" by Keri Hilson
4. "Disturbia" by Rihanna
5. "If I Never See Your Face Again" by Maroon 5 Featuring Rihanna
6. "Side Effects" by Mariah Carey Featuring Young Jeezy
7. "Better in Time" by Leona Lewis
8. "Damaged" by Danity Kane
9. "Labels or Love" by Fergie
10. "Give It 2 Me" by Madonna
11. "Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield
12. "4 Minutes" by Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland
13. "Radar" by Britney Spears
14. "Forever" by Chris Brown
15. "The Time of My Life" by David Cook

The TV Season: A Look Back

2008-06-03T11:30:00.000-04:00

Due to the blog's extended blackout, I was unable to provide any commentary on the just concluded TV season. Granted, the writer's strike shortened it siginifcantly and caused a long drought of new programming. However, what did air was in most cases great, some good, and very few just bad. Here goes a show-by-show breakdown.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (ABC)

This is the season that DH got its groove back. The series' fourth season bought i back to its season one glory with great storylines, great acting, and a killer mystery. DH should forever be grateful to Dana Delany (Katherine). She was a great addition to the cast and held her own very well against Marcia Cross (Bree). The show went into it's strike induced hiatus with a tense tornado storyline that gave Lynette some truly chilling scenes over the potential death of her whole family. When the series returned, it continued its winning streak. Gaby and Carlos are hilarious and I'm glad they have stayed together. Susan was much less annoying and I'm glad they finally resolved the Orson-runs-over-Mike storyline. The Katherine mystery received a thrilling, if a bit rushed, conclusion. Now, I'm a little wary of the "five years later" they pulled at the end, espeically showing Gaby sporting an unflattering Lynette-esque look with kids. However, I am intrigued as to why Susan is now married to someone else. Let's hope this doesn't kill momentum.

BROTHERS & SISTERS (ABC)

This show definately improved in its second year. The writing was better and the storylines were great. Once again, Sally Field deserves an Emmy for her performance of Nora. I also love the chemistry between the brothers and sisters, especially Sarah and Kevin. One thing that pissed me off is that Rebecca ended up not being William's daughter and not a Walker at all. I thought that was silly and now we have to deal with the search of his real illegitimate child. Again. However, the whole "incest" storyline between Rebecca and Justin was well-played and even funny. They do have great chemistry and I hope they do remain a couple and that Rebecca doesn't fade away because she is a great character. Kitty, Robert, and Tommy bored me. Kevin and Scotty's wedding was a sweet surprise and I'm glad they did that. It was handled very well and very romantic.

HEROES (NBC)

Let's face it, the 11 episode second season sucked until the final three episodes. It was dull with the only good parts being Peter's shirtless scenes and Kirsten Bell as Elle. I hope she comes back for the "Villains" arc this fall. The ending was the best with the Nathan/Niki cliffhanger and Sylar's final words of the season: "I'm Back." I hope you are Heroes. I still have faith in you.

GOSSIP GIRL (CW)

This Bi Award winning series was the best new show of the season. Catty, Bitchy, Fabulous. A complete winning formula. The show had great stories and sometimes didn't even feel like a simple "teen" show. They had some of the greatest stories and performances of the whole season. The finale left me very excited with the possible pairing of Nate and Serena. Dan annoys the hell out of me and Serena deserves much better. We'll see what happens.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (CBS)

The show was at the top of the game this year. First of all, Britney made the start of her comeback with two hilarious guest performances. You know you all giggled with her "I didn't want to steal any attention away from America" line. Another strong point was the return of Robin's teen pop alter ego, Robin Sparkles. I know you all know the words to "Sandcastles in the Sand." Because I do too! Another great running gag was Marshall and Barney's slap bet, which culiminated on Thanksgiving, or Slapsgiving. Pretty much anything Barney was great.

Dancing With the Stars (ABC)

The season's first cycle of the season had the best cast yet. However, I strongly feel that Mel B was robbed of the win. She deserved it over Helio. Oh and Marie Osmond fainting? Fake. The second cycle's cast wasn't that great. But I am glad that Kristi Yamaguchi won. Oh and I give props to Cristian De La Fuente for dancing with one arm, making the final 3, and for being so hot. Bring back Maks next season!

AMERICAN IDOL (FOX)

I was not entirely impressed with this season. I thought the cast was talented but were kind of bland and lacked personality. The show is also getting stale for me. They need to drop the group numbers and let them sing some modern music not some crappy old, Broadway, or Dolly Parton crap. Allowing them to play instruments was great though. And did anyone get the appeal of David Archuleta. Ok he is cute but he is so bland and boring. He could barely form a coherent sentence. He pales in comparison to another 17 year old, last year's winner Jordin Sparks. At least America got it right and gave the win to a truly deserving David Cook. Oh, don't get me started on Paula's little faux pas and critiquing a performance that had not yet happened. Total credibility loss. AI, I am giving you only a few episodes next season to shape up. If not, goodbye.

BIG BROTHER 9 (CBS)

The show's very first in-season cycle sucked majorly. It had a weak premise and bad players. The only saving grace was Natalie, who actually turned out to be a great player and entertaining. Her eviction almost made me cry as much as she did. Hopefully this summer will be better!

UGLY BETTY (ABC)

Betty's season got off to a great start. The show was funny and the storylines were great, culiminating in Bradford's wedding to Wilhelmina and subsequent death. However, things were getting annoying with Betty and Henry. Things weren't much better when the show returned from hiatus. I was annoyed with the Betty/Henry romance and wanted her with Gio. Amanda and Marc weren't together as much as I would like and I was missing Willy at Mode. Luckily, things picked up in the shows final episodes. Betty and Henry broke up after his baby was born, she attempted to move on with Gio, and Willy and Marc were back at Mode, thanks to some of Bradford's stolen sperm (don't ask). The finale was hilarious and emotional. Naomi Campbell made a hilarious cameo at Mode's charity baseball game against Elle. Lindsay Lohan was in a brief stint that didn't make an impression but she'll be back next season. Daniel ended up having a son he never knew about and was ousted from Mode by his own sister thanks to Willy. Marc and Amanda reunited and were cheerleaders at the game. That alone was priceless. Gio and Betty were heading to Rome until Henry showed up and proposed. Our heroine left us with a cilffhanger: did she go to Rome with Gio or Tuscon with Henry? Thanks to the use Madonna's song "Jump" right at the end, I figured Betty actually went alone to Rome. When she walks out the door to her cab, the line "I can make it alone" plays. I hope I'm right.

GREY'S ANATOMY (ABC)

Like DH, this was supposed to be the season Grey's got its groove back. No such luck. That was in the toilet thanks to one word: Gizzie. The awful pairing of George and Izzie just ruined everything. It hurt my eyes to watch them pretend to be in love and try to have sex. It was terrible. Then we have MerDer's inexplicable break up. I was worrie when the show went on hiatus. Luckily, things vastly improved when it returned. Gizzie was over! Meredith in therapy! The show was funny again! Who didn't love Bailey's speech to the nurses about Sloane- "He's a whore! You knew that!" The show got back some of its former glory, culminating in an amazing season finale. Callie is officially in love with Erica. Love it. George gets to retake his intern exam. Christina gets her groove back. The Chief and Adele reunite. And the best part of all: Meredith and McDreamy are back together again! For good! I can't wait for next season.

LOST (ABC)

The best for last. Lost was simply amazing this season. All the shows stories moved full steam ahead as we discovered the identities of the Oceanic 6 that get off the island: Jack, Kate, Sun, Sayid, Hurley, and baby Aaron. I loved the flash forwards and this created a whole new atmosphere for the show. I love how they are now seemingly resolving things and moving towards a conclusion (there are only 34 episodes left) while still giving us some mystery. The finale was amazing. Jin's death was so sad and Sun's reaction was heartbreaking. However, she has me worried as in the flash forward, we see she kind of has a vendetta against someobe. Michael's death was understandable and well played. He fulfilled his purpose so the island let him die. Oh and how creepy is Claire now? The island "moving" is very interesting as it vanished into a bright light, thanks to Ben turning some ancient wheel way down in the earth. And the biggest reveal: Locke was the one in the coffin! Ben will now help Jack get all the Oceanic 6 back to the island. How? How, when and why did Locke leave the island? What happened during the past few years, now that the show is in the present 2008? Why doesn't Claire want Aaron back on the island? What the hell is Octagon Recruiting?

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-03T10:30:00.000-04:00

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
FOX - 8PM

I just love it when these people come clean on those scandalous questions. What makes it even better is when they come clean, yet lie on some question and lose all their money! Priceless.

SOUTH PARK
COMEDY CENTRAL - 9:30 PM

Tonight they repeat the golden oldie, "Contorting Quintuplets 2000." A must see for fans of the show.

A SHOT OF LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA
MTV - 10PM

A bisexual dating show. I love this show. But I guess that's a given.

Jay's Anatomy

2008-06-03T09:25:00.000-04:00

Good morning everyone! Well, judging from the response I received, you guys really enjoyed the blog's return yesterday. I'm so happy to see that so many of you are still around and still ready along. I really am happy you guys are enjoying my work, it makes it all very much worth it.

I know some of you asked about Hotties of the Day. Unfortunately, those are temporarily postponed as it is somewhat more difficult for me to get my hands on pictures. I am trying to come up with a new way of doing it and I will let you all know when they will come back.

Well, apart from the blog, things have been fairly quiet in my life. There are the preparations of a certain little arrival later this summer that forms a big chunk of my life these days. Work, luckily, has been pretty quiet this past week so that has been good.

So today should be a regular posting day here, so stay tuned!

Rant: Heidi and Spencer

2008-06-02T15:15:00.000-04:00

Ok seriously, who the fuck decided that these two are famous? They have absolutely no talent and are a complete annoyance! At least Paris Hilton gives us some laughs, a hysterical sex tape (seriously who answers the phone during sex?), and Tinkerbell. These two offer us nothing. Looking at them and all I hear is crickets. They aren't even good-looking which could have been their one saving grace but nope, I get nothing from them. They are not remotely interesting and totally faker than their spray tans. They have broken up and gotten back together so many times that it is ridiculous. Heidi cannot sing for shit and has the gall to put Britney's vocals next to hers in a so-called duet. That is reprehensible. Don't even get started on their "reality" show The Hills, which deserves to die and confuses me on how it can have higher ratings than Gossip Girl. I simply just don't get it. For these reasons, I officially ban Heidi and Spencer from my blog. They will not be mentioned ever again!

Favorite YouTube Videos 3

2008-06-02T14:00:00.000-04:00

I love the concept and Madonna looks amazing. But why must Justin Timberlake insist on looking so dirty and grungy all the time? Not appealing at all. Here they are with "4 Minutes."

Favorite YouTube Videos 2

2008-06-02T13:15:00.000-04:00

It's so pink. And bright. And sexy. It's Danity Kane's video for "Damaged."

Favorite YouTube Videos 1

2008-06-02T12:30:00.000-04:00

For my grand return, the videos counter will go back to 1. I will kick things off with this video from Maroon 5 and Rihanna, "If I Never See Your Face Again." The song is hot and the video is too. Rihanna and Adam Levine make such a hot couple and look incredibly sexy. Enjoy!

What To Watch Tonight

2008-06-02T11:45:00.000-04:00

Starting now, What to Watch will be a daily post, as I give you my suggestions on the best shows to watch that night.

MONDAY, JUNE 2ND

THE MOLE

ABC, 10PM

So summer is officially here, leaving us with very little options of what to watch. I suggest this reality show which I find to be very underrated and deserved more success when it aired several years ago. Hopefully it will get its chance the second time around.

The 12 players meet for the first time in Los Angeles, Chile; the players must face their greatest fears and jump over the edge of a waterfall in the first challenge; a player is left stranded on a deserted beach.

Confession: Summer Nights I - A Drunken Night

2008-06-02T11:00:00.000-04:00

This new series of Confessions falls under the umbrella title of Summer Nights . It focuses on events that took place last summer, since I was unavailable due to the blackout. I had gone with a few friends down to the Jersey shore for the the weekend. There, I met up with some other friends of mine, Steve and Hunter. Steve and Hunter are a couple and both very hot straight-looking guys. We all got together for a few drinks and things took an interesting turn. Here is what went down:

A whole group of us met at a nearby bar for some drinks and all-around fun. It was there that I met up with Steve and Hunter, who were spending the weekend down the shore as well. We all were having a great time drinking one beer after another. I was a little buzzed already and Steve was bugging me about when I noticed that his boyfriend wasn't exactly holding his own. Hunter was passed out, his head fallen back on the chair and his feet up on the table. Steve shrugged it off saying he was just asleep after a long day. After a few minutes, Steve stood up, stretching and checking his watch. He then asked me to help him get Hunter upstairs. I said sure and wearily stood up to help him out.

Steve leaned down and touched Hunter's cheek gently, asking him to wake up. Hunter shifted slightly but didn't open his eyes. With a sigh, Steve gestured to me and we manoeuvred Hunter to his feet. I braced himself against his weight and we staggered toward the elevator with Hunter stumbling along between us mostly asleep. Once we got upstairs, it took some fumbling to get the hotel room door open and then we dropped Hunter on the bed. He didn't even open his eyes. I looked at him for a moment, unable to avoid noticing how revealing Hunter's tight black t-shirt was. I then just turned toward the door, which I suddenly found blocked by Steve, who now had his shirt off and a strange look in his bright eyes.

"Where d'ya think yer goin'?" Steve asked quietly.
"Um..." I tried to think of something clever to say--hell, anything at all to say. But Steve's bare chest was suddenly very distracting. A moment later I was crushed against a wall and Steve's mouth covered kine, kissing deeply and mercilessly. My hands had started caressing Steve's bare back but then I realized exactly where we were.

"Steve!" I gasped, pulling away and struggling against Steve's firm embrace. "What...what about Hunter?"

"He's asleep," Steve answered in a husky whisper, nuzzling at my neck in a way that sent electric shivers down my spine.

"I mean..."

Steve kissed me again, silencing me with raw lust. "He's a deep sleeper. He won't never know."

"But Lisa...." I started to say but then got lost in Steve's kiss.

Try as I might, I couldn't think of any more objections when Steve ground his hips against me and made his arousal very obvious. With a soft whimper, I gave up and wrapped my arms around Steve's neck. Steve led me over to the second bed. I glanced at Hunter, who was curled up and snoring lightly. Then Steve's fingers found their way under my shirt and I lost all interest in Hunter. I let Steve quickly strip
me as I removed his jeans.

His warm hands stroked my bare chest and I felt my body arch into the touch involuntarily. My moan was cut off by a fierce kiss that lasted only a few seconds but left my head spinning and I could still feel Steve's hot panting breath on my
cheek when my legs were lifted to his shoulders. My pulse quickened in anticipation, and my body myhimself to relax. Steve slipped a finger inside of me. It was only another second before another finger was added, and then a third. I gasped and shivered as Steve's fingers stroked my sweet spot.

"Oh God," he moaned quietly.

Then the fingers were gone, and Steve's cock swiftly slid into me, stretching me. It was a slight shock as I felt the hot flesh burning deep inside my body, but it felt so good I couldn't stop the loud moan that escaped my lips. I had never felt anything so incredible before and could not believe I had allowed someone to fuck me for the very first time. Steve kissed me again to keep me quiet and rested inside me for a long moment until I was screaming from the anticipation.

"So damn tight," Steve whispered. An instant later he reared back and started thrusting, covering my mouth with his own and kissing hungrily as he drove deeply again and again. I writhed beneath him, clutching at Steve's strong arms and concentrating on not biting Steve's aggressive tongue as my ass was pounded. There
was nothing tender or gentle about it. It was hard, rough, and deep, and it shook me with each thrust. My moans were swallowed by Steve's wet, voracious kisses. Steve's body was hot, starting to sweat with the friction of our chests' rubbing together. I had never felt so good! My ass was on fire and my cock was so hard that it ached,
and each time Steve's belly rubbed against it, I shivered violently.

Steve whimpered and increased the tempo of his thrusts. I could feel the tension in his body building. I attempted to rise to meet each thrust, but Steve was moving too forcefully and I couldn't keep up. Steve's body shuddered and he slammed deep into
me, his cock throbbing and shooting into me violently. As if moving independently of the rest of his body, Steve's hips drew back shakily and slammed forward once more, and once more again, rattling my entire body. Finally Steve's body calmed and he lay on top of me, panting desperately to steady himself. Eventually he straightened up and let his cock slip from my ass, letting my legs down. His hands stroked my sweaty chest.

I reached up and put my hand on the back of Steve's neck, pulling him down toward my aching crotch. Steve resisted.

"Steve doesn't suck dick."

I froze suddenly at the new voice. I stared up at Steve's blue eyes, but Steve turned his head toward the other bed.

"How long have you been awake?" he demanded crossly. .

Turning my head, I saw Hunter stretched out on the bed, his head propped up on one hand, grinning.

"Oh," Hunter said casually, "since just about when you penetrated. Were you planning to share?" He sat up and swung his legs over the edge of the bed. "Jay, come over here."

Intro, Part II

2008-06-02T10:00:00.002-04:00

Hello World,

I am Jay. I'm 24 and live in New York City. In case you haven't realized, I am bi. Through this blog I hope to share my experiences, maybe some hot stories, and any other fun facts. I'll also post any random thoughts or rants throughout the day. Tune in, you might be surprised.

Jay

On June 2, 2006, one short message started the phenomenon know as Confessions of a Bi Guy. Exactly two years, 2,000 posts, and 2 Bi Awards ceremonies later, the blog is still standing and today, makes its highly anticpated and much delayed comeback! After a year long blackout, the blog will begin daily posting starting today. Much has changed in the last year in my life. I now have a highly demanding job, a live in fiancee, and even a baby on the way. However, I still think I am the same guy I was when we left off. I promise that the blog will return to its former glory and not disappoint the faithful readers that have remained by my side the past year. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Confessions of a Bi Guy.

The Bi Awards: Recap

2008-05-20T14:45:00.000-04:00

Hey everyone! The Bi Awards were certainly a huge success this year. There were a few surprise winners this year and others pretty predictable. While the ratings were down compared to last year, I still think this was a far superior ceremony. Below is a breakdown of how things went down.

RATINGS

This year's ceremony drew in a rating of 50.22 million viewers. While these are certainly high numbers and stand as the highest this year, second only to the Superbowl, they are down significantly from last year's inaugrual ceremony rating of 69.69 million viewers. I blame the blog's blackout the past year. This led to a lack of promotion when compared to last year. Another culprit was that pretty much all the shows are down this year thanks to the writer's strike. This would of course affect award shows to a greater degree. Nonetheless, the show was greeted with critical acclaim across the board and considered a vast improvement over last year's rushed and disjointed ceremony.

MUSIC

This was the show's most anticipated and difficult category where some obvious choices won and others shocked. Britney Spears was clearly the big winner. She broke the record for most wins, previously held by Justin Timberlake with four. Britney took home 5 Bi Awards for Best Female Artist, Best Album, Best Pop Song, Best Dance Song, and Hottest Celebrity Scandal. She also celebrated our 2,000th post milestone with a wet and wild performance of "...Baby One More Time." Right at Britney's heels was Rihanna with 3 Bi Awards for Song of the Year, Best Collaboration and Best Hip-Hop/R&B Song. Carrie Underwood and Maroon 5 also took home 2 each. The shocker of the night though was when The Spice Girls won best group over frontrunners Maroon 5. They clearly won for sentimental reasons but deserved it anyway. Here is the bearkdown of the winners:

Britney Spears (5): Best Female Artist, Best Album, Best Pop Song, Best Dance Song, and Hottest Celebrity Scandal
Rihanna (3): Song of the Year, Best Collaboration and Best Hip-Hop/R&B Song
Carrie Underwood (2): Best Ballad and Best Performance
Maroon 5 (2): Best Rock Song and Best Video
Jordin Sparks (1): Best New Artist
The Spice Girls (1): Best Group
Timbaland (1): Best Male Artist

TELEVISION

This category was easier than the others and three clear winners emerged. Ugly Betty and newcomer Gossip Girl led the pack pactically sweeping most of their categories. Ugly Betty and America Ferrera dominated their categories for the second consecutive year. Make Me A Supermodel was another newcomer that made a splash. There were few surprises. The only major one was in the Best Actor - Drama race, where favorite Penn Badgely, Gossip Girl, lost to Matthew Fox from Lost.

Ugly Betty (4): Best Comedy, Best Actress - Comedy (America Ferrera), Best Supporting Actor - Comedy, Best Supporting Actress - Comedy
Gossip Girl (4): Best Drama, Best Actress - Drama (Blake Lively), Best Supporting Actor - Drama (Chace Crawford), Best Supporting Actress - Drama (Leighton Meester)
Make Me A Supermodel (2): Best Reality Series and Best Reality Series Performance (Perry and Casey)
American Idol (1): Best Reality Series Host (Ryan Seacrest)
How I Met Your Mother (1): Best Actor - Comedy (Neil Patrick Harris)
Lost (1): Best Actor - Drama (Matthew Fox)
Family Guy (1): Best Animated Series

MOVIES

This category was more diverse than the others as no one movie clearly dominated the awards. No real surprises here!

300 (3): Best Action Movie, Best Actor - Action (Gerard Butler), Best Supporting Actor - Action (Dominic West)
Juno (3): Best Comedy Movie, Best Actress - Comedy (Ellen Page), Best Supporting Actress - Comedy (Jennifer Garner)
El Cantante (1): Best Actress - Drama (Jennifer Lopez)
Rendition (1): Best Actor - Drama (Jake Gyllenhaal)
The Bourne Ultimatum (1): Best Drama Movie
The Simpsons Movie (1): Best Actor - Comedy (Homer Simpson)
Transformers (1): Best Actress - Action (Megan Fox)

THE HOTTEST

This category is fairly simple. Jake Gyllenhaal got his second win of the ceremony, as did Jennifer Lopez.

Jake Gyllenhaal - Hottest Male
Eva Longoria - Hottest Female
Jennifer Lopez - Hottest New Mom
David Beckham - Hottest Athlete
Britney Spears - Hottest Celebrity Scandal

Well everyone, that's it. The Bi Awards are done for the year! It was really fun planning it all and I think it was so worth it. Congratulations to all the winners. See you next May for the 3rd Annual Bi Awards!

Jay's Anatomy

2008-05-19T12:10:00.004-04:00

Hey everyone! I hope you are all recovered from the massive success that was the 2008 2nd Annual Bi Awards. The show was so exhausting but completely worth it. I will have a full recap for those that missed it later today.

I will also be elaborating more on the announcement I made last Thursday regarding the new blog and the future of this blog. See ya later!

The Final Performance

2008-05-16T16:30:00.000-04:00

Well folks, there you have it! The 2008 Bi Awards have officially concluded. Today we have handed out an amazing 44 awards. This is a new record, far surpassing last year. There have been plenty of shockers but I am proud of the outcome this year. And now, for our 33rd and final performance, we have Mariah Carey performing my request, "Bringin' on the Heartbreak!"

The Bi Awards: Music

2008-05-16T16:25:00.001-04:00

And now, we have the final award of the show! We fucking made it! This proved to be yet another difficult category as all the albums were exceptional. However, one clearly stood out from the pack. The nominees for Best Album are:

As I Am by Alicia Keys
Blackout by Britney Spears
Brave by Jennifer Lopez
Good Girl Gone Bad by Rihanna
It Won't Be Soon Before Long by Maroon 5
My December by Kelly Clarkson

And the final Bi Award of the night goes to:

Blackout by Britney Spears!