Rant: Soccer Can Be Interesting...

I never really followed sports in any way except for the occassional football or basketball game. However, once the World Cup came along, I felt compelled to give it a try. Once I saw some of the players, I was hooked. Past hotties David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo (Left), Frederick Ljungberg and future hotties like Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney had me glued to the TV. What got me more interested recently was some stories I heard online. Allegedly, two British players were recently involved in a threesome with a British singer. Supposedly, one of them is Ashely Cole (the one on the left). According to some tabloids, there are some pictures that confirm this. They show one player put his cell phone down his boxers and perform obscene sexa cts with it. The other called it to make it vibrate. There is also a lot of kissing, caressing, and "bending over."

According to UK publication The Times, ex-UK player, Tony Cascarino states that some "out-there" behavior is, in fact, normal. He says that the locker rooms are "perverted nudist camps....where the normal rules of common decency and acceptable behavior do not apply." He goes on to say players use sexual activity as props for pranks and banter and that "weird things happen when players are out of the public eye." All this sure makes soccer interesting and makes me wonder what goes on once the games are over. Makes me wish I would have played soccer professionally.