Omigod! Some scientists voted and Pluto has lost its status as a planet! About 2,500 experts were in Prague for the International Astronomical Union's (IAU) general assembly. Astronomers rejected a proposal that would have retained Pluto as a planet and brought three other objects into the cosmic club. Pluto was discovered in 1930 by the American Clyde Tombaugh at the Lowell Observatory in Arizona. The vote effectively means the ninth planet will now be airbrushed out of school and university textbooks.
I for one am outraged! I had to learn a planet that isn't even a planet? I wasted precisious minutes in my youth learning about this non-planet when I could have been watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??? Damn you scientists, damn you to hell! Let's hope they don't fuck Uranus next.
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