More Fun and Mayhem on Nip/Tuck

So how awesome was Nip/Tuck last night? Cristian's opening dream sequence was hilarious. He dreamt that he and Sean were a couple, hanging out by a pool with other guys. They both looked so funny in their skimpy suits. However, Julian McMahon (Cristian), you need to get to a gym and lay off the tanner, you looked way too pudgy and orange the whole episode. Definately hit the gym if you plan on going the smooth way for your chest and stomach although I prefer you with some hair. I suggest some gym time for Sean too and maybe a trim of that too long chest hair. Anyway, I also liked the return of Faith, the psychiatrist played by Brooke Shields. Apparently she enjoys sex with strangers. So, Cristian tells her about the dream and she tells them that it is more about the person he loves than about him being gay. So he confronts Michelle and breaks up with her. When he tells Faith, she tells him she thought he was in love with her.

After that, Michelle's hubby had somehow found out about the affair and told him that they may continue having sex as long as he gets to watch. They didn't want to but he gave them 24 hours to decide. We then see him talking with the person that told him, Faith! She told him everything and suggested the idea to him. Eventually, Michelle and Cristian give in so that he doesn't ruin their lives. They looked so uncomfortable while they started having sex in front of him, but I found it to be somewhat hot. Also, Faith, who had Cristian remove an old tattoo saying "Property of Marco", got a new tattoo reading "Property of Cristian Troy". She turned out to be so psychotic and devious, I love it.

Speaking of psychotic, Sean's psycho nanny returned, filling in for the real nanny that had a stomach virus. Sean freaked of course but then freaked out even more when he caught her breast feeding Conor (ew!). He threw her out and she went all crazy saying how much she loves him and that she will tell Julia. So she leaves and Sean starts seeing tattooed guy again, who tells him to kill her. The next day, she shows up at his office saying that her nipple is infected. He has her lay on a table and she goes on about how happy they will be and how she wants to have his babies. HE is tempted to kill her but then tells her to get psychiatric help. She gets pissed and tells him she will tell the cops he raped her. She runs off, he goes after her. Outside, shes tops in the middle of the street to yell at him and gets hit by a bus. She dies.

So Sean now sees tattoed guy's ghost and her ghost. Poor guy is losing it. Next week we see more Kimber (YAY), more Matt (ew), Matt fondling Kimber (ew), and Cristian and Kimber having sex (YAY).