A SPECTACULAR Announcement

The Confessions of a Bi Guy 6 Month Anniversary Spectacular is officially under way! Rehearsals have already started. The Brit Pack (Britney, Paris, and Lindsay)arrived together in all their crotch-flashing glory surrounded by paparazzi. Brit and Lindsay immediately got to work and started rehearsing their songs. Anyway, here are the perfroming and appearing celebrities:

PERFORMERS:

RBD
BRITNEY SPEARS
MARIAH CAREY
MADONNA
THE KILLERS
LINDSAY LOHAN
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
JENNIFER LOPEZ
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
KELLY CLARKSON
GREEN DAY
ASHLEE SIMPSON
NELLY FURTADO
SNOW PATROL
GWEN STEFANI
BEYONCE
SHAKIRA FEATURING ALEJANDRO SANZ
STEWIE GRIFFIN
AVRIL LAVIGNE

APPEARANCES BY:

PARIS HILTON
NICOLE RITCHIE
MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN
KELLY OSBOURNE
JESSE METCALFE
RYAN SEACREST
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
CAMERON DIAZ
JESSICA ALBA
DAVE NAVARRO
MISSY ELLIOTT
NELLY
LIL' JON
CARSON DALY
PETER AND LOIS GRIFFIN

During the show, I will reveal the winners of your Favorite Confession, Male Hottie, and Female Hottie. I will also debut a brand new look for the blog!

See you then!

Your favorite Bi Guy,

Jay