Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Gay or the Bachelor?

The tenth season of the Bachelor just started, and the latest man-prize—a Navy doctor—is on the hunt for a fiancée...or maybe a first mate? Check out the sexually ambiguous attributes spotted by Details magazine.



1) HIGHLIGHTED HAIR: A little trim is never enough.

2) BOYISH FACE: The camera hates a beard.

3) LONG-STEMMED ROSE: Sometimes, getting pricked is a pleasure.

4) DARK SUIT: The second he steps out of the closet, it's all business.

5) MANICURED HANDS: To hide any nail-biting over whom he prefers.

6) RING: By slipping this on, you agree to work through the hard times to come.

7) BUFFED SHOES: He learned the spit shine in the Navy.

1 comment:

Jesse Archer said...

That's me in the picture. Don't know why they thought I had highlights or manicured hands. I have neither of those. Still, getting pricked is a pleasure. I'm totally gay...just look at the swish in my step.