Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Challenge I

Ok guys, let's jump right into Challenge I, "Find Me A Hottie." Last week, I challenged the finalists to find me one male and one female hottie. The catch is that they must be hotties I have not yet used on the blog. I am very impressed with the submissions and I'm glad everyone participated! So lets get right to it. I will start with the first four contestants and show their submissions. When, I'm all done, America will vote for their favorites. The two with the least votes are out of the competition. Here we go!

MARK:

Male Hottie: Colt Brennan, UCLA QB



Female Hottie: Colt's Cheerleader Girlfriend




Stewie: I rather like that fellow. And the girl is in the same position the fat man had Lois in the other night.

Cartman: Heyyyy my mom is always in that position too with the cable man, the garbage man, and Kyle's dad.

Stewie: You imbecile. Do you even hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Cartman: Hey you dirty hippie! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Jay: Boys, please remember what we're here for. Mark, I really love your choices. They are completely original and creative. They are both very hot. Good job!


ADAM

Male Hottie: Mike from Big Brother 8



Female Hottie: Janelle from Big Brother 6 and 7



Jay: Adam I am really impressed with your choices. You have been paying attention and you know how much I love both Janelle and Mike. That really tells me a lot about you. Well done!

Stewie: The poor boy has so many freckles. I feel sooo sorry for him. Eric I have decided that for every freckle I count, I will kill you you fat ass!

Cartman: Hey! I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.


RYAN

Male Hottie: Roger Federer (Tennis Player)



Female Hottie: Vanessa Hudgens (Actress, Singer)




Stewie: Well I'll say, Rupert really likes that man. He makes me think, "My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

Cartman: What's that?

Stewie: What the Deuce! Jay where did you find this insipid child?

Cartman: Hey! I'm not a sipid. God help me I will rip your balls off with my bare hands! You hear me my bare hands!

Stewie: Bring it bitch!

Jay: Enough guys! Adam, excellent choice for the male hottie. I'm just in awe of Roger. I'm not too into the female hottie though. She's too young and it seems wrong.


DAVE:

Male Hottie: James Marsden (Actor)



Female Hottie: Gena Lee Nolin (Model, Actress)




Stewie: Congratulations Dave, I have decided not to kill you today.

Cartman: Cyclops and Baywatch are kewl.

Jay: Awesome job dude. I can't believe I never thought of them!

1 comment:

Chicago's Bi Guy said...

If I had to choose from these my vote is for Mark...