Rant: Heidi and Spencer

Ok seriously, who the fuck decided that these two are famous? They have absolutely no talent and are a complete annoyance! At least Paris Hilton gives us some laughs, a hysterical sex tape (seriously who answers the phone during sex?), and Tinkerbell. These two offer us nothing. Looking at them and all I hear is crickets. They aren't even good-looking which could have been their one saving grace but nope, I get nothing from them. They are not remotely interesting and totally faker than their spray tans. They have broken up and gotten back together so many times that it is ridiculous. Heidi cannot sing for shit and has the gall to put Britney's vocals next to hers in a so-called duet. That is reprehensible. Don't even get started on their "reality" show The Hills, which deserves to die and confuses me on how it can have higher ratings than Gossip Girl. I simply just don't get it. For these reasons, I officially ban Heidi and Spencer from my blog. They will not be mentioned ever again!